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MAKAYLA JANE:
GOD'S Spirit Reborn With
HIS Loving
JESUS HEart.

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Rainbow Rangers - Welcome To Kaleidoscopia

  

DATE REVIEWED: 6/8/25

TITLE:  Rainbow Rangers – Welcome to Kaleidoscopia 

BOX OFFICE RATED: N/A (This is not suitable for GOD’s children.)

PRODUCTION YEAR: 2019 Genius Brands International/Telegael Teoranta/Nick Jr./Kartoon Channel 

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This review is a compilation of seven episodes from the kids’ cartoon TV series sold on one dvd. In Episode 1, Go with the Rainbow Floe, a baby polar bear on Earth was separated from its mother in the Arctic after a piece of the high ledge the baby stood alone on broke away. The mother stood a distance away and looked on as the baby bear fell far below on a piece of ice and drifted away in the ocean on the floe. The helpless mother roared for help and that cry traveled skyward in the form of a rainbow through outer space to the mythical world of Kaleidoscopia. Kaleidoscopia housed seven young girls called the Rainbow Rangers and they lived around the castle with universe dictating crown Queen Kalia (Ka-lee-a). Each young girl represented a different color of the rainbow and wore their colors proudly. They also had a super power when summoned to action to work as a team to do the queen’s bidding while everyone quickly dressed in their rainbow attire. Rosie Redd had strength power, Mandarin (Mandy) Orange had music power, Anna Banana had animal power, Pepper Mintz had inviso power, Bonnie Blueberry (BB) had construction and vision powers, Indigo (Indy) Allfruit had speed power and Lavender LaViolette had micro power. All the girls stopped whatever they were doing to transform into their short-skirted rainbow outfits, whenever rainbow-haired Kalia called them. On the first mission, the queen chose Rosie, Anna and Bonnie to rescue the baby bear with the help of their sidekick, Floof, a male pink Prismacorn (rainbow unicorn) whose only dopey vocabulary word was “Floof.” Soon after that the queen disappeared, her normal routine once she assigned a trio of girls to handle what the royal deemed as necessary saving in order for the earth to function according to the queen’s way. The foursome, (including Floof), then teleported to Earth in the Arctic using portals as they rode their three flying Spectra Scooters. Rosie, taking charge as leader, tried to rescue the bear cub by grabbing the cub off the patch of floating ice while Floof recklessly drove her flying machine. That didn’t pan out so well because Rosie never seemed to have the man strength she needed and couldn’t hold on to the cub very long. They crashed onto an ice floe, where ice broke off so the Rangers blamed it on global warming. Anna then used her powers to communicate with the cub, and told her sidekicks that the cub was too scared to move and fly again so BB made a tow device and the Rangers towed the ice floe to shore using their scooters. Baby Bear ran to Mama Bear once back on shore and that ended the mission for female gang of Rangers so they returned to Kaleidoscopia with Floof.

In Episode 2, Northern Lights, a seal and her pup at Lake Saimaa in Finland sent out rainbow distress signals to the unearthly queen in Kaleidoscopia. Kalia informed the Rangers that the weather in Finland was warmer than ever before (global warming) so the seals couldn’t build a snow den for safety. Kalia picked Rosie, Anna, Mandy and Floof for the next job and sent them to the specified area on Earth. The seals were too scared to go anywhere, so Mandy soothed them by playing her flute and then the Rangers took the seals to somewhere with plenty of snow and Anna quickly dug the den for them. However, the girls’ scooters were then stolen and it was too dark to go search for them. Young Anna was afraid of the dark and she didn’t want to stay on Earth overnight, but she agreed to have a sleepover with the girls and the seals. Mama Seal left the den to find food, but then the Rangers heard their scooters outside and went to get them back and took Baby Seal with them. They discovered that triplet bear cubs were joyriding on the scooters and couldn’t figure out how to stop, so Rosie handled the situation and she herself helped all three of triplets by landing each scooter safely back on the ground. The bears apologized for stealing the scooters. Mama Seal returned with a fish and the Rangers stuck around to watch the northern lights with their animal acquaintances.

In Episode 3, Uninvited Guest, an alligator took a nap in a Florida pool belonging to the wealthy Preston Praxton, high on the queen’s watch target list. A rainbow was sent from Earth to Kaleidoscopia, where Kalia then summoned the girls for another mission just as the females weren’t exactly playing nice with each other and invading personal spaces. Rogue Queen Kalia chose Rosie, Mandy, Pepper and Floof to go to Florida and warn Preston and his young daughter, Patty, about the alligator at the bottom of the pool and return the animal to its home. The Rangers saved Patty from diving into the pool and then confronted, Preston who was distracted with his tablet and ignored his daughter (Patty had no mom and Preston was a single dad). Preston was angry to see the Rangers on his property again and put them inside his newest booby trap, a soundproof glass dome. Preston had designed many booby traps for the young Rainbow Ranger females. Preston and Patty couldn’t hear the warnings from the Rainbow Rangers since they were silenced inside the dome so the father daughter duo went for a swim in their pool where the alligator chased them around once in the water. Rosie’s strength wasn’t enough to break the glass, so Mandy shattered it with her loud music. Pepper put a cloak of invisibility around Preston and Patty so the alligator couldn’t see them, and then Rosie tackled the savage beast while Mandy hypnotized it with her music. Patty demanded to hug the sleeping gator while Preston planned to call animal control but the Rangers wouldn’t let them so Preston threatened to make the Rainbow Rangers pay in cash for stealing the alligator off his property. The Rangers tried to take the alligator to the well-known Florida swamp, but Preston had destroyed it to build suburban housing that made him rich so they returned to Praxton’s house with gator. Rosie then took Preston for a personal ride to see from above all the houses in the hood, and he rode on the front of her scooter with his backside in Rosie’s face. They discovered that each home had an alligator in every pool because the gators no longer had anywhere to live because the swampland was developed. The Rainbow Rangers convinced Preston to tear down all the mansions in the neighborhood and build an alligator reserve called Gator World where people would pay Preston bucket-loads of money to see the gators. The Rainbow Rangers knew greedy Praxton would agree to their plan, which he did, so they returned home to their queen.

In Episode 4, Rangers Raise A Condor, a California condor chick fell out of its nest and was left dangling from a tree branch after a drone rammed into the bird nest. The chick’s distressed cries sent a rainbow from the USA to the queen in outer space Kaleidoscopia, where the Rainbow Rangers realized that the condor was an endangered species that could go extinct if one chick died. Kalia picked Anna, Bonnie, Lavender and Floof for the third Earth mission. They arrived in time for Floof to catch the chick after it fell from the branch. But, then the Rainbow gang fled from the drone that started following aggressively after them. The chick fell, but Anna caught it and gave it her stuffed bunny Mr. Stuffie-Wuffie for comfort as she always did with scared baby animals. The Rainbow Rangers discovered that the drone belonged to whiny Patty Praxton now in California, whose dad Preston spoiled her with all the gadgets she craved funded with his mega millions. Patty soon apologized for flying her demolition drone recklessly and agreed to help the Rangers save the chick once she learned her drone caused bad things to happen to others. The mother bird wouldn’t accept the chick back if it was in the presence of strangers, so Anna and Lavender tried to teach the chick how to fly but it couldn’t because the baby bird was too young. Patty offered up her drone, and the girls harnessed the chick to the drone and followed the chick’s directions until it found its mom. Blueberry released the chick from its harness by copying a boobie trap mechanism from Praxton so the chick landed in the nest and was reunited with its mother without being touched by the Rainbow Rangers. That ended the mission and the Rainbow gang returned to the queen while Patty remained behind in California a bit more drone sense and new understanding how misusing a drone could harm nature and have a negative impact on the environment and animals. In Episode 5, S’no Problem, Preston and Patty were skiing on their own private Praxton Mountain possibly in or near the state of Colorado. Preston didn’t notice when Patty got stuck in a tree well, so she cried for help and a rainbow alerted queen Kalia. The female in charge dispatched Rosie, Blueberry, Indigo and Floof to a state in the USA again to rescue Patty. Bonnie’s vision power didn’t work, so Rosie used her rainbow vision to look under the surface to find Patty hidden beneath the whiteness. Blueberry gave everyone snowshoes so they wouldn’t cause an avalanche, and Floof gave Patty air in the form of a bubble. Rosie was unable to pull Patty out of the hole, as she didn’t have enough strength again, so Indy rescued Rosie and then Indy used her speed power to quickly dug a tunnel from a different area under the snow to the tree well. Indigo and Rosie carried Patty through the snow tunnel to safety. Preston came on scene and found the Rainbow girls and used another booby trap to trap the Rainbow Rangers and Floof on his personal ski lift. Preston then summoned Big Gold Preston, his giant gold robot look-alike to prove that the snow would do as he commanded it and not create an avalanche. The robot gold Preston snowboarded down the mountain as Preston and Patty followed with an avalanche in their wake. Rosie couldn’t free the Rangers from the trap using her strength again, so Bonnie built a wall between the Praxtons and the avalanche to save them. Preston tried to take credit for building the wall. Patty took the controller from her dad and freed the Rainbow Rangers and Floof from the ski lift. Preston was upset that he lost his big gold robot, so Indy suggested that Preston build an own personal army of gold robots so he agreed and immediately got to work on plans for his robot factory on his mountainous land. The Rainbow gang then returned home to their universal palace out of this world. In Episode 6, Icebreakers, two orca whales were trapped under the ice in the Russian Arctic and struggled to share one small breathing hole. Kalia explained that the orcas traveled further north than usual because their home waters were now too warm, and the ocean froze over them. The ruler Kalia chose Indigo, Mandy, Rosie and Floof to save the whales. Rosie widened the breathing hole for the whales, but then it froze back over. Indigo found the open ocean, but the only way there was covered with ice so the orcas couldn’t make it without air. The breathing hole kept shrinking, so the Rainbow Rangers took their mission underwater where they could still breathe and talk underwater. Indy tried to use her speed to push the whales out to the ocean, but she couldn’t move them. Mandy hypnotized the orcas with music to keep them calm. Rosie used her strength to get the whales to move and then Indigo used her speed to push the whales through the water. However, the orcas stopped moving so Floof created a trail of bubble fish to help lead the whales safely out to the open ocean away from the ice. The Rainbow teamsters left Earth again since that mission was accomplished. In Episode 7, Monkey Business, a baby pygmy marmoset in the South American Amazon was caught and put inside a small cage. Lavender captured a tiny dragonfly from outside her home and wanted to keep it as a pet and she named it Snowy, but the other Rainbow Rangers discouraged her as wild things had wild families. Queen Kalia sent Rosie, Lavender, Pepper and Floof to the Amazon to rescue the marmoset. The Rainbow Rangers discovered that Preston was in South America and he was responsible for capturing the marmoset. Preston was upset when he ruined his expensive Italian boots in the mud when the noisy marmoset wanted out of the cage. Rosie hung from a tree branch and tried to grab the marmoset’s cage, but she couldn’t and she fell into quicksand below. She held onto Floof’s horn and he and the Rainbow gang pulled Rosie free. They followed Preston’s footprints to his camp, where he gave the marmoset to daughter Patty as a pet and she named it Piggles. The girls wondered if they should let Patty keep Piggles because they seemed to bond together. Pepper turned herself invisible and went to free Piggles, but Lavender believed that Patty and Piggles had a bond and should stay together. Lavender tripped Pepper so her invisibility was exposed, so Preston could see Pepper and caught Pepper. Preston then put the Rainbow Rangers (except Lavender) in another one of his expensive booby traps for the queen’s girls. One of Piggles’ family members appeared, and Lavender told Patty that she decided she would release Snowy back into the wild where he belonged. Patty agreed with Lavender and then let Piggles run off with his wild monkey gang. Lavender and Snowy freed the other Rainbow Rangers and Floof. Patty and Preston left on their private helicopter while the Rainbow bunch left Earth and returned to their own home with their rainbow universal monarch. This entertainment for children had a commonsense selectionseal for families.

The Illusionist

  

DATE REVIEWED: 6/1/25

TITLE:  The Illusionist 

BOX OFFICE RATED: PG-13 (This is not suitable for GOD’s children.)

PRODUCTION YEAR: 2006  20th Century Fox / Yari Film Group Releasing / Bob Yari Productions / Koppelman-Levien / Michael London Production / Contagious Entertainment / Miracle Pictures / Stillking Films / Freestyle Releasing

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This movie took place in Vienna. It began with the famous magician Eduard Abramovicz, stage name Eisenheim the Illusionist, wowing a crowd as he performed his staged acts. Royal Chief Inspector Walter Uhl then arrested Eduard on grounds of disturbing the public, charlatanism and threats against the empire. The crowd protested and rebelled in Eduard’s defense. Crown Prince Leopold, the heir to the Austro-Hungarian Empire, instructed his beck and call police, headed by Uhl, to use torture or find something from Eduard’s past to get Eduard to reveal his secret magic tricks. Eduard knew he wanted to be a magician from the time he was a young teen when he met an old man who performed mind-boggling magic and then the old man disappeared. Eduard’s dad was a cabinetmaker who built furniture for the family of the young Duchess Sophie von Teschen, who was Eduard’s age. He started practicing magic, and teen Sophie became interested until she got in trouble for associating with a peasant. Eduard and Sophie were forbidden to communicate, so they secretly met together over the years. Their friendship turned into romance, and he gave her a wooden carved butterfly locket with his picture inside and the only way to open the locket was to twist it into a heart shape. Eduard and Sophie tried to run away to China, but before they could, the authorities found the lovebirds and took Sophie back to the castle and threatened to arrest Eduard and his family if Eduard went near Sophie again. Eduard left town and changed his name to Eisenheim. Eisenheim performed magic on stages around the world until he returned to Vienna fifteen years later. He gave coins to poor boys and put on a show where he proved that he could speed up time by growing an orange tree from a seed in seconds. Inspector Uhl was in attendance one evening, and he couldn’t believe that the audience believed that Eisenheim’s tricks were real and and thought Eisenheim possessed authentic magic powers to trick everyone into believing fake things. Eisenheim and his manager, Josef Fischer, soon received a good review in the paper after the show so that helped their ticket sales. Inspector Uhl showed up at the theater again but this time to inspect the theater in preparation for the arrival of Crown Prince Leopold who would attend the performance that night. Uhl was fascinated by Eisenheim’s performance, so Eisenheim taught inspector Uhl the secret of one trick and then gave him a gift to quickly end the inspection and get the officers out of the building. That night, Royal Leopold attended with Duchess Sophie and Leopold offered his girlfriend up as the volunteer for one of Eisenheim’s tricks. Sophie stood in front of a mirror, where Eisenheim made two reflections of her appear. One of the fake Sophie’s killed the other with a sword, and then Eisenheim drew the soul of the dead fake Sophie out of the mirror towards real Sophie and then made the will-of-the-wisp disappear. Duchess Sophie dramatically fainted briefly and Eisenheim caught her in his arms, and they recognized each other quickly as past lovers from years before. Prince Leopold thought he had most of the illusion figured out and invited Eisenheim to perform it again at the Hofburg with his groupies. Herr Fischer informed Eisenheim that Leopold and Sophie were engaged, and it was rumored that Prince Leopold beat the women he was with and even pushed one off a balcony to her death so he wouldn’t be found out for the wretched abuse of women and his hidden demonic character. Sophie sent Eisenheim a message and the two secretly met in a carriage on the street to get away from Uhl’s police spies that constantly followed Sophie. The Duchess still wore Eisenheim’s secret heart locket, and the two kept their meeting short and sweet and planned to see each other again at the Hofburg. The hired policemen that kept tabs on Sophie then delivered her daily report to Inspector Uhl that she was seen in a carriage with Eisenheim. Two officers picked Eisenheim up and took him to Inspector Uhl for questioning. Uhl interrogated Eisenheim and then learned about Eisenheim’s childhood relationship with Sophie. Uhl explained that he was the son of a butcher and hoped to be chief of police, mayor or advance with the help of Prince Leo. He warned Eisenheim not to mess with Leopold because he had spies everywhere and it wasn’t worth the risk with the progressive ideas Leo planned to put into action when he became emperor. At the Hofburg, Eisenheim performed and taunted Leopold by magically drawing, without paint or pen, a picture of his dad, the current emperor. Leopold attempted to tell the crowd how Eisenheim accomplished the hoaxes but he couldn’t explain it. Eisenheim then used magic to secure Leopold’s jeweled sword to the floor and declared that whoever removed the sword would be emperor like in the story of King Arthur and Excalibur. Two men from the audience tried and failed. Leopold himself was unable to pull out the sword until Eisenheim allowed Leo to when Eisenheim was ready, so everyone laughed. Leopold was humiliated and ended the entertainment for the night so everyone could get drinks. The Prince felt threatened and instructed policeman Uhl to shut Eisenheim down. Sophie knew Leopold’s evil side and told Eisenheim that she wasn’t pleased with what he did. Sophie got Eisenheim’s home address from his manager, Josef, and rode her white horse there to warn him that night. The two had a heated argument as to why he left her but then the two had sex. Eisenheim explained that when he left Vienna as a young teen, he went to his uncle’s farm in Prague and then traveled to Russia, Asia Minor and the Orient. Sophie responded that Leopold asked her to go with him to Budapest to announce their engagement. Leo planned for the Hungarians to stand behind him and crown him king after he overthrew his emperor dad. Eisenheim wanted Sophie to run away with him, but she knew that Leopold would hunt them both down and kill them so Eisenheim made foolproof plans for him and Sophie to be together. Inspector Uhl shut down the theater despite the fact that all of Eisenheim’s upcoming shows were sold out, so Eisenheim packed his things and withdrew all of his savings from multiple accounts at the bank. He hooked up with and left in a carriage with Sophie, and the two were seen by one of Uhl’s spies who reported back to the inspector. Uhl went to the train station, where he overheard Eisenheim and the plans he made with another man that involved a map and meeting up with Sophie as she would go to the arranged hideout ahead of the magician. Uhl informed Leopold of his findings and lied that the lawmen did not see Eisenheim and Sophie touching, kissing or fornicating when the lawman did in fact witness kissing. Prince Leo was irate to hear the news as he resumed firing his gun outside his compound castle grounds target practicing. Duchess Sophie then visited Prince Leopold that night, as they exchanged words as he drank alcohol and told her that he didn’t want to share his bed with her since she did so with Eisenheim. Sophie declared that she was calling off the wedding and would not go to Budapest because she didn’t support crazy Leo’s empire plans. Prince Leopold slapped Sophie hard across the face and called her a whore, so she rushed off. He followed her into the stable, and a castle worker from inside looking down at the enraged Prince assumed that Leopold killed Sophie with his sword as she rode out of the barn slumped over on her horse. The castle guard let the Duchess through the gate even though she was not upright in her saddle. Sophie never showed up to Eisenheim’s house at the designated meeting time, and then Sophie’s white horse returned to the stable alone and covered in blood where the Duchess was bent over the horse. A search party went into the woods to find Sophie. As she was spotted, Eisenheim dove into the small river alone to retrieve Sophie’s dead body and wept over her. The family doctor determined that Sophie bled to death from a neck wound. Inspector Uhl showed up at the crime scene and insisted on inspecting Sophie’s body but the doctor didn’t want her disturbed too much and instead gave the policeman a red gemstone that was found in the folds of Sophie’s dress. Eisenheim told Uhl that Royal Leo was responsible for Sophie’s murder, but Uhl didn’t believe that Sophie would leave Leopold for Eisenheim so Uhl sided with the crown prince and argued that he couldn’t have killed Sophie before Leo left for Budapest, which was where Leo currently was. Uhl and his police went to Prince Leopold’s barn without permission to investigate to visit the stall where Sophie retrieved her horse prior to her death. Leo arrived back home almost instantly and suggested that Sophie committed suicide. That week, inspector Uhl arrested a random man and charged him with Sophie’s murder because the man said he committed the crime. Meanwhile, Inspector Uhl had his policemen continue to watch Eisenheim’s every move. Eisenheim later bought an old theater, fired his manager Josef and hired a group of Oriental men as helpers. Uhl attended the opening night show. Eisenheim summoned a ghost named Frankel, who lived in Brunn and didn’t know how he came to be there. The crowd was taken aback and asked Frankel questions about the other side, but then Eisenheim dismissed the ghost. As the crowd left the theater, Uhl told his fellow officer that the crowd was duped by the illunsionist and seemed to believe what they saw was real and didn’t think it was a mere magician’s trick. Eisenheim continued making ghosts appear at his shows and his audience became even more enthralled with his supposed supernatural powers. Even the local preacher told his congregation that Eisenheim proved that the soul did not die with the body and everyone should live up to moral standards. The doctor performed a medical procedure on Prince Leopold’s hand with a needle. As that happened Prince Leo instructed policeman Uhl to figure out how Eisenheim accomplished his illusions and then arrest him for fraud. Uhl’s police team of experts used an old projector to create a ghost hologram like the ones that Eisenheim created in order to prove fraud. As it turned out, the Oriental men were extremely loyal to Eisenheim and all refused to tell Uhl’s policemen anything about their actor employer. Uhl then planned to put a spy on the inside of Eisenheim’s business to find out information. One of the officers broke into Eisenheim’s theater one night, but the officer got caught and was thrown out by the Orientals who kept watch over their boss’ things and hid out in his building. The townsfolk were suddenly scared to walk the streets after they witnessed a boy’s ghost wandering around. The ghost boy walked into the theater and scared everyone there too. Eisenheim was brought before Uhl at his office. Uhl questioned the magician how he made the ghosts appear. A crowd of people that supported Eisenheim rallied outside the police building, and Uhl threatened to put Eisenheim in prison if the mob turned loose and destroyed the property. Eisenheim got up from his chair and walked to the balcony and told his followers to go home because his tricks were for the sole purpose of entertainment and he couldn’t bring their loved ones back from the dead. Eisenheim then told Uhl that he couldn’t be charged with fraud since he explained the illusion to the police and the people, and then he left the inspector’s office as a free man again. Uhl then saw Leo’s ugly side when the prince announced that Uhl’s police force was incompetent and informed that he, Leo, had to take matters into his own hands to get the outcome he wanted and takeover the empire. Later on as they got out of a horse and carriage, commoner disguised and dressed Prince Leo instructed the police to keep their distance. Leo with his eyeglasses was disguised as an everyday citizen so he could blend in with the audience at EIsenheim’s show without being recognized. It was there that Eisenheim summoned Sophie’s ghost, and she confirmed that the murderer was there in the room with them and then the Duchess faded away. The crowd turned on the police and doubted that Uhl arrested the real murderer and they believed that Prince Leo should be investigated. In privacy, Leopold declared that the ghost was an actress who looked nothing like Sophie, and he then instructed Inspector Uhl to arrest Eisenheim and his entire troupe at their next show so an example could be made of them in front of the audience not to mess with royalty. Uhl had a private pow-wow with the performer and told Eisenheim to stop his tricks because the actor couldn’t take the monarchy down by himself and Uhl didn’t want to put him Eisenheim in jail because he personally was a fan of Eisenheim. Uhl assigned dozens of guards to arrest Eisenheim after the big show that night. Before his next show, Eisenheim met up with fired Josef again and gave Josef his old manager control of all his finances; the theater and profits from that night’s show and put the details inside an envelope. Josef happily accepted and took the envelope. During the performance, Eisenheim made Sophie appear again, and she declared that she lost her locket that she wore the day of her death because it was not around her neck anymore. The crowd protested as Inspector Uhl put an end to the Broadway playwright and announced that Eisenheim was under arrest, but then he discovered that Eisenheim himself was an illusion and then the illusionist faded away on stage. The many officers on site put one of the Oriental men in a chokehold to get answers, but the Asian man said he didn’t know the disappearing into thin air invisible trick. Uhl and his policemen searched the theater and Eisenheim’s house for the real magician where Uhl found a jar of red liquid and a book labeled “Orange Tree.” Inside the book was the design for Sophie’s locket that had instructions to open it. Uhl remembered seeing something in the horse stall bedding, so he went back to Prince Leo’s barn that night unannounced and using his lantern he found the locket in the hay. The officer followed the diagram’s instructions and opened the locket and found the picture of young teen Eisenheim inside. Uhl then found a green gemstone in the straw where the locket was. The hired help man who witnessed Prince Leo and Sophie shouting in the barn area before they were out of sight and the duchess rode out bent over, brought Uhl the sword in question. The policeman confirmed that the two gemstones that were found had indeed fallen out of the royal Leopold’s decorated sword blade and that must have been the murder weapon used to kill Sophie. Uhl went to see Prince Leo inside his castle and accused the so-called royal man of murder, but Leopold believed that nothing could happen to him anyway since the police had no jurisdiction over the royals. Uhl argued that the only person who could do something about the situation was indeed Leopold’s dad the emperor, who now knew about his princely son’s dirty deeds and his devious plan to overthrow the emperor, thanks to a letter Uhl wrote to him and others. Officer Uhl declared that he no longer cared if doing the right thing would jeopardize his chance to be an aristocrat, baron, mayor or chief of police that Prince Leo had offered to him many times previously as a bribe but only if Uhl did his every bidding. Mentally challenged Leo then held a gun to Inspector Uhl’s head and threatened to make Uhl’s murder at gunpoint look like a suicide. Out of his mind Leopold then locked himself and Uhl into the room while screaming that his dad was an imbecile and ran the empire into the ground and Leopold was the only person who could save it his own new way. The officers of the general staff arrived and banged on the door for Leopold to open it, but after holding the gun to the officer’s head, Prince Leo then turned it on himself and pulled the trigger and was instantly dead moments before the doors were broken down by the royal guard. Uhl told the guards Leo committed suicide. As Uhl left the castle grounds, a young boy on the street verified the officer’s identity and then gave the inspector a package containing the Orange Tree book, and then the kid walked off. Uhl quickly discovered that the boy had pickpocketed him and had stolen Sophie’s locket from his pocket. Uhl yelled after the boy and the shouted back that he received the package directly from Eisenheim. Uhl caught on to what was happening as he recalled all the clues he had stored from the great illusion heist of surrounding both Sophie and Eisenheim’s sudden disappearances. He ran down the street and then spotted Eisenheim in disguise and chased after him, but Eisenheim boarded a train and it departed before the policeman arrived on scene. Uhl then remembered overhearing Eisenheim tell another man at the same train station that the unknown man would travel ahead with Sophie and Eisenheim would follow later. Uhl pieced it all together and realized that Sophie and Eisenheim were madly in love with each other and would stop at nothing to be together, even if it meant staging their own death and helping the emperor keep his empire by removing abusive and madman Leo from the picture. Sophie’s death was an illusion that she and Eisenheim crafted so they could be together, and the two were able to fool everyone and kill off the evil prince Leopold in the process. The movie ended with the lovers reuniting with horses at their secluded cabin in the mountains with the duchess gifted her butterfly locket from her teen lover a second time. This movie had a budget of $16 million and grossed over $87 million at the box office. The movie cover art listed, New York Post “One of the year’s best. A masterpiece.” USA Today “Stunning.” Entertainment Weekly, “Mesmerizing.” Good Morning America “Beautifully acted.” The New York Times, “Teases you until the very end.” 

  

DATE REVIEWED: 5/27/25

TITLE:  Rock Dog 

BOX OFFICE RATED: PG (This is not suitable for GOD’s children. The content is not PG.)

PRODUCTION YEAR: 2016 Lionsgate (USA) / Huayi Brothers Media Corp (China) / Summit Entertainment / /Mandoo Pictures (USA & China) / Huayi Tencent Entertainment Company / Eracme Entertainment / Dream Factory Group-Onion Global Limited (China located in USA) / Reel FX Animation Studios / Timeless Films

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This cartoon movie took place in the Tibetan village of Snow Mountain. The villagers were mostly sheep and produced yarn from their own wool. They were regularly terrorized by a pack of wolves, led by Linnux. A dog village guard, Khampa, used his Deadly Mastiff Paw power to fight off the wolves like the generations of Mastiff dogs did before him. Khampa formed an army of sheep in the event the wolves ever returned, but the sheep were sitting ducks so they dressed up in Mastiff suits as an intimidation tactic. In the present generation, the dimwitted sheep along with Khampa’s young son, Bodi, were too distracted by music to keep watch for danger, so Khampa confiscated their instruments and locked the noisemakers in a shed. Khampa organized the sheep and had them wear costume dog suits to fool the wolves in the event they ever returned that they had an army of dogs. Khampa also tried to prepare Bodi to take his place as guard in the future, but Bodi wasn’t interested. Years later, Khampa was still struggling to teach the sheep how to be warriors. Khampa was also still training his now teenage son Bodi to hate hate hate the wolves and harness his own deadly powers and to follow in his dad’s footsteps. Bodi couldn’t summon enough firepower to use against wolves, so Khampa was disappointed after Bodi lost the head off one of the robot looking dog costumes. A flock of birds carried away the head of the fake Mastiff disguise. As the birds flew toward a plane, the plane swerved to avoid the birds but then the plane lost some of its cargo in the process. Scattered on the land from the plane droppings, Bodi found a working radio and turned it to a rock station that he instantly connected with and it had a British rock star, Angus Scattergood (a Persian cat), being interviewed by the Radio DJ about his upcoming new song. The Brit advised aspiring musicians to ignore their parents every time they told their kids to stop playing music. Bodi then became super obsessed with music and stole a guitar from his dad’s locked shed. Khampa didn’t approve of Bodi’s new dream to become a musician, so Bodi snuck out of the house through his bedroom window. Bodi continued to play his guitar, so security guard Khampa told Floyd the barber his troubles with Bodi. Floyd explained that he wanted a career in astrophysics when he was younger. His dad showed him “The Book” containing different pictures of sheep that went without grooming and that scared Floyd straight into wanting to be a barber, like his dad. Khampa got an idea then and dressed up like a wolf to scare Bodi. Khampa recruited three unintelligent sheep to help him. Khampa dragged Bodi out of his room before he could escape out of his bedroom window again and parked his son at his guard post where he would keep watch until dawn. However, Bodi put out one of the Mastiff suits as a dummy and ran off to play his guitar. Khampa caught up with Bodi and ran after Bodi with his wolf head. Bodi thought that Khampa was a wolf so he yelled in the streets to everyone that wolves were attacking them. That caused a pandemonium and all the sheep panicked and ran amok. Khampa was bent over trying to remove a wolf mask stuck on one sheep’s head, so (male) Floyd thought Khampa with his wolf mask on was a wolf and came behind the guard dog and stabbed him shoving his barber scissors up (male) Khapma’s bent over butt. Bodi knocked over a lantern and set a yarn ball on fire that rolled inside the fireworks warehouse which then set off the fireworks inside the building around the village. Fleetwood Yak (after the British mac band), the village elder counselor yak, gave Khampa a bus ticket for his son to go to the city and advised the dad to let Bodi be a musician like Bodi wanted and destined to be, because it was unlikely that the wolves would ever come back and Bodi didn’t have the powers to take over as village guard anyway. Meanwhile, Bodi was discouraged because he couldn’t be a musician, so he put the guitar back in the locked shed, as the son obviously knew where his dad kept the key. However, Khampa then gave Bodi the bus ticket and told him to try his luck in the city but to return to their village if things didn’t work out. Bodi left immediately but not before Fleet gave Bodi the guitar back, and telling the sheep goodbye. Bodi headed to the bus station in blizzard conditions. Linnux’s two wolf henchmen Riff and partner in crime Skozz, were stationed nearby at all times watching the sheep dog army. They spotted Bodi leaving Snow Mountain and reported back to Linnux via phone. Linnux was now CEO of Linnux Industries in the city. Linnux ordered the two bad wolves to kidnap and capture Bodi so they could use Bodi to get the village he always wanted in his possession to rule over the land, own the village and dispose of the sheep. Riff and Skozz tried to shoot at Bodi, but they were incompetent and missed. Bodi made it to Rock N’ Roll Park in the city where Angus first got started in his rock career and found a band that needed a guitarist. Bodi tried to do the same and wanted to join a band with Darma the red fox guitarist and Germur the goat drummer. But then the lead guitarist Trey, a snow leopard, showed up and disliked Bodi on sight. The big cat tricked the small sized Bodi dog into a shred-off where the two battled playing riffs to decide if Bodi could be in the band. Trey was the better player, and everyone laughed at Bodi when he flung his guitar into a tree trying to follow Trey’s moves. Trey set Bodi up for failure again and told him to visit Brit rocker Angus at his white house and kiss the gate for luck. However, the gate was electric and the shock sent Bodi flying through a sheet of glass that shattered with the impact of his body sending shards of glass around him. Inside his celebrity home, Angus had a heated discussion via phone with his manager, Ian. Ian was angry with Angus for not delivering on his promised song and threatened to kick him off the label if he didn’t turn in the song in three days. Angus called himself a rock god, even though he hadn’t even started writing the new song. Angus had no inspiration even after having his rock out time in his house, so his butler robot, Ozzy, brought him champagne. Bodi used #1 Fan mitts to break in and climb the electric fence and drop to the garden maze outside the house. Almost immediately, several evil robot mice chased Bodi until he climbed over the hedges to the front door. Bodi asked Angus over the intercom to be his teacher and give him music lessons. Angus agreed but then disposed of Bodi by using the welcome mat outside the door to catapult Bodi outside his property and onto the street. It poured rain, so Bodi took shelter in a garbage can and ended up inside the trash truck when the truck arrived to empty the trashcan outside the residence. Riff and Skozz checked in with Linnux, who was upset to hear that they botched the son’s kidnapping because he needed Bodi to get to the father and own the mountain village. The next day, Bodi sang loudly outside Angus’ mansion. That distracted Angus from writing a new song that had a deadline. Angus stormed out to tell Bodi off, and then the gates closed on Angus and Angus ended up zapping himself, only the cat didn’t shatter the glass as the dog did. The Stargazer tour bus arrived on the street and all of Angus’ fans chased him down the street. Bodi followed, and he and Angus hid in a dumpster until the mob fans passed. Angus blamed Bodi for his trouble, so Bodi played his guitar in the park in hopes of earning money for Angus to take a cab back home. Riff and Skozz spotted Bodi and attempted to kidnap him again. Bodi didn’t make any money and was only given a button in his can, so Angus took over. Angus told Bodi to go far away from him to wait so Angus met up with Darma and Germur and told them he had been hanging out with Angus all day, which neither believed Bodi and thought Bodi lied to make friends with them. The Linnux’s bad wolf guys mistook Angus for Bodi and sucked Angus up inside a vacuum. They delivered who they thought was Bodi but was really Angus to Linnux at Linnux’s club the Fight Palace in another part of the city. Linnux was angry that they messed up again and got the wrong guy and knew who Angus was. Angus was furious that he got kidnapped and spouted off threats against the Wolf leader, so the minion wolf gang members knocked Angus out with their baseball bat. Linnux took away Riff and Skozz’s 401Ks and healthcare plans for their mess up, and sent them back out to get Bodi. The thug duo dropped Angus off at his house and dumped him in the street. Riff then crashed the LNX-13 gangster car after he was distracted with Skozz who ignored his conversation because his buddy was playing a video game in the passenger seat next to him. Bodi returned to his post outside Angus’ house singing. Angus heard the garbage song and wanted Bodi’s lyrics so he pretended to be nice to Bodi, let him in his house, and gave him so-called music lessons. Angus instructed Bodi to pick out any electric guitar he wanted from his library of hundreds of guitars, but then Angus wouldn’t let Bodi have any of them and instead gave him a beat up old acoustic guitar. Bodi came up with a rhythm, but the waste managementlyrics were not a hit moneymaker song so Bodi and Angus worked on writing new words using their instruments. Bodi was empowered by the music and his electrifying Mastiff Paw powers finally came out. Bodi blew up the recording room and sent Ozzy flying out the window, but Angus was fine with it now that he had a new song “Glorious” to give to his manager and it was finished. Angus told Bodi his calendar was booked and he would let him know when the next lesson would be. Bodi went to the Rock Park and told all the musicians in the park that he and Angus wrote a song together. But, then Angus was heard on the radio and Angus lied to his audience that he wrote the song himself and gave Bodi no credit. As a result, nobody believed Bodi, so he was depressed and discouraged and stayed in the pouring rain in the park when everyone else left. At the celebrity’s white house, Ozzy stared at Angus with sad robot eyes because Ozzy’s battery was low and needed recharging, but Angus thought Ozzy’s blank stare was a guilt trip for throwing Bodi under the bus and stealing his work. Angus ignored his manager who called to set up a party at two hotels in celebration for the new song and left his house to find Bodi in his tour bus. Linnux’s mobster wolves then cornered Bodi in the park, and he ducked so the wolves ended up shooting each other with their dart guns and they all passed out unconscious. Riff finished the job by shooting Bodi, but then Skozz shot off his gun and the dart hit Riff in the head and knocked him out. Bodi awoke tied up in the mobster’s club. Linnux who wanted info about Khampa’s army in the village interrogated Bodi. Bodi, because of the drugged dart, accidentally revealed that his dad’s army was just a bunch of pathetic sheep in Mastiff clothing, so Linnux and the wolves headed to Snow Mountain. Darma and Germur searched the park for Bodi and found tire tracks and the darts at the crime scene. Ian had gone to Angus’ house to pick up the song, but Angus wasn’t there so Ian called him and was mad. Angus went to the park, where he discovered that one of the darts had a wolf symbol on it and remembered it from when Linnux catnapped him. Darma and Germur finally believed Bodi that he knew Angus, so the trio searched around town for Bodi in Angus’ tour buss. The wolves locked Bodi into a boxing ring at the Fight Palace so he could fight to the death with the Grizz, a vicious grizzly bear wrestler. Bodi outsmarted Grizz and escaped after Grizz destroyed the cage in the bear’s rage. Bodi followed the wolves outside, and then he was picked up by the singer’s tour bus. Angus gave Bodi the expensive one of a kind guitar Bodi picked earlier from his collection and then they all headed to Snow Mountain. Meanwhile, Linnux and his wolf gang arrived at the village and captured Khampa. Khampa told Carl the sheep, who was always in the shower and walking around wearing his bath towel, that he was the only hope for them all and to go warn the villagers. Fleet locked himself and all the sheep inside a building away from the suit-and-tie-wearing wolves, but the executive predators easily unlocked the door. The mobsters tied up all the sheep and planned to barbecue them on their grills, but then Bodi appeared and the wolves chased him through the village. They cornered Bodi on a rooftop. Khampa encouraged his son to play his guitar so he could harness his firepower and save everyone. The shockwaves sent the wolves floating out of the village and then Khampa blasted Linnux off the mountain with his own powers as he tried to attack his son Bodi. Khampa hugged Bodi and he told his son he loved him, but Bodi didn’t say he loved his dad back. Instead, Bodi’s rocker groupies appeared so Bodi happily hugged onto Angus. In the end, Bodi, Darma and Germur played in a band with Bodi as lead singer and guitarist. They performed “Glorious” at a concert in Linnux’s club where Bodi played on the red electric guitar gifted by Angus and Angus played on his British-flag themed guitar. Trey tried to get into the club but was not allowed. Inside the building, Khampa and the wolves shook paws, and Fleet and some of the sheep joined the rock band on stage. This movie had a budget of $64 million and grossed $24 million at the box office. The movie cover art listed, The Fresno Bee, “…a nice blend of music, adventure and comedy…” 

  

DATE REVIEWED: 5/22/25

TITLE:  The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course 

BOX OFFICE RATED: PG (This is not suitable for GOD’s children.)

PRODUCTION YEAR: 2002 MGM / Best Picture Show Company / Cheyenne Enterprises / 20th Century Fox 

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This movie began at a secret US government base in the Mojave Desert, where the SE-2020 satellite malfunctioned in outer space so the base in Canberra, Australia, was alerted. The satellite drifted out of orbit and exploded over Queensland, and the black box beacon broke off and crashed into the Australian desert and was swallowed by a crocodile. The Alpha-Proton beacon was created for a Mars mission and contained images from all over the world on its hard drive, and if in the wrong hands, had the capability to destroy the system of the modern world if the wrong people got ahold of it. At the CIA Headquarters in Langley, Virginia, agents Robert Wheeler and Vaughn Archer were assigned to find and retrieve the lost satellite black box in Australia. Their one contact would know nothing about their mission and they would use the Red River mining operation as their cover. Meanwhile, Steve and Terri Irwin, a husband and wife team of adventurers from the Australian Zoo, headed out into the desert with their dog, Sui, in search of reptiles. Sui had been with Steve for 13 years and well-trained Sui listened to Steve’s every command while croc hunting, otherwise the dog wouldn’t be alive. Steve and Terri failed to catch a lizard in the desert, so they went in search of venomous snakes. Steve caught the deadliest snake in the world that contained enough venom to kill 150,000 rats. He handled the snake one-on-one like his dad taught him since childhood and muck with it without suffering serious injury or death. Steve soothed the snake and declared that he would rather handle a deadly snake like that than many dangerous people he knew. Back in the USA at the CIA Headquarters in Langley, Virginia, agents Robert Wheeler and Vaughn Archer were assigned to find and retrieve the beacon in Australia. In Australia, Brozzie Drewitt was left caring for her cattle ranch alone in the outback with her pack of vicious dogs after her husband died. Brozzie shot at the crocodile that attacked and killed her cattle. Her neighbors called Sam Flynn from the Fauna and Fisheries Department. He warned Brozzie about breaking the law, which stated that she couldn’t kill the crocs even though the crocs would kill her cattle. Broozie was determined to keep her cattle and property and beloved dogs safe no matter what. She didn’t want Sam hanging around and posted signs threatening to shoot trespassers and sic her vicious dogs on them. Local fishermen complained about being attacked by a dangerous crocodile in another area, so Steve and Terri went to capture the croc and relocate it somewhere else down the river so it would have no more encounters with swimmers and fishermen. Steve had been catching crocodiles by hand with his dad since he was a little boy, so he was an expert croc hunter. He and Terri found the problem croc at night by seeing its eyes flash red in the spotlight. Steve jumped into the black water and wrestled with the croc as Terri, who was less experienced, tried to lasso the jaws of the struggling croc with her husband wrapped around it. They finally got the croc into the boat, and Steve collapsed and celebrated victory by patting his wife Terri on the butt and thanked her for her help. At the USA National Reconnaissance Office, rogue Deputy Director Ansell wanted a promotion and believed he deserved it for his service and was in competition with director Reynolds. Ansell got wind of Wheeler and Archer’s mission, so he sent his a USA agent from his office, an Australian female named Jo Buckley to Queensland to beat the CIA and retrieve the missing black box since she was familiar with the other country and could travel to and from it without question. Wheeler and Archer arrived in Australia and discovered that their contact was Jo, not Joe, and Jo was dressed sexy. The agents knew nothing about Jo being a USA spy from the other department, so they told Jo everything and spoke freely while in her presence. In their travels, Steve and Terri found a dead kangaroo in the roadside, so they moved it to the ditch and then rescued the baby joey that was left behind. Terri wrapped the joey in her shirt to nurse later and she and Steve planned to adopt it and bottle-feed it regularly like a baby until it could be released back into the wild. Sam informed Brozzie that the officials were calling in the Irwins to take care of her croc problem, and Brozzie wasn’t pleased. Steve captured a large bird-eating venomous spider and planned to take it back to the Australian Zoo to test the potency of its venom. Terri said on camera that the female would kill the male after the male and female spiders mated. Steve then pulled the dead husband spider out of the large hole that the female wife had already killed and had been feasting on for days. Sam called Steve and Terri Irwin to Brozzie’s ranch to catch the croc. Brozzie took matters into her own hands and hung a chicken from a tree as bait for the croc near the river. Brozzie fell asleep in the tree and was startled awake when the croc grabbed the chicken. Brozzie hung onto the rope to keep from falling. The rope snapped and Brozzie dropped into the water, but she was able to swim ashore. She was unable to shoot the croc because of water in her gun, and she passed out instead on the shore but the croc left her there and went back into the water. Steve and Terri next captured a deadly King Brown cobra snake that was in the road. It was the most venomous in Australia, and Steve didn’t want to get bit in his private parts. Terri emptied out the entire truck to retrieve the snake catching bag so again Steve had to politely tell her to hurry up so he didn’t get bit. They planned to relocate the King Brown cobra in the mountains away from people. In their Landover, Jo and the other USA agents camped in the outback. They lost transmission to the beacon. They were able to get the signal back and followed it to Brozzie’s property. It seemed to them that the beacon was underwater (in the croc’s stomach). Reynolds went to an embassy meeting while his assistant stayed behind to help out otherwise Reynolds’ absence would expose a possible leak in the department. Steve and Terri went out on the river to search for Brozzie’s croc, which they found when it lunged at Steve who was out of the boat on the riverbank. Terri had difficulty getting the boat started at first to help her husband out, but after a short time Steve was able to get back in safely. Steve finally roped the jaw of the aggressive croc, which managed to jerk Steve into the water and dragged him along. He swam for his life back to the safety of the boat as the croc chased him, as the croc continued towing the boat to the shallows. Steve jumped onto the croc’s back and wrestled with it while Terri, who didn’t have the strength to help Steve too much, struggled to tie the croc’s jaws shut. Steve nearly broke his neck when the croc carried him under the boat so Steve yelled to Terri to help out and get the boat off his neck. Finally, Steve and Terri were able to pull the croc into the boat and restrain it. Jo reported back to Ansell that she would get the black box before the male CIA agents. They searched for the beacon at the river, but then were chased by Brozzie’s dogs. Brozzie woke up and shot at the agents, and the Irwins heard the gunshots too who were also nearby Brozzie’s property. Steve believed that the gunshots were from poachers, so he planned to return to the area after the croc was safely relocated in order to educate people in the “Steve-O” way on how important crocs were to the environment and why they needed to be protected since they weren’t man-eating creatures and how crocs were only aggressive after being terrorized by people. Jo told Brozzie they were with the government and flashed a badge, and Wheeler and Archer also lied that they were the ones sent to catch the croc. Brozzie didn’t believe it since the agents looked like city slickers, so she took Jo to the house with her so Brozzie could call Sam and verify that the agents were who they said they were. The dogs kept watch on Wheeler and Archer, who used a dog whistle (Arctic wolves past mission) on them to hold them at bay and get back to the truck and drive off to follow the beacon’s signal that was now moving away from the area. Reynolds attended a government meeting, where they discussed how the husband and wife duo were suspects after investigating the Irwin’s travel history in the 90’s to 2000 to places such as Indonesia, Timor, South America and Africa and they could be government spies. They had full access to the military at the US Air Force bases in Florida and Arizona, and the agents in Australia reported back and confirmed that the Irwins had the missing SE-2020 satellite black box. The bigwigs didn’t believe the Irwins were just out croc hunting because they announced in 2001 that they were renovating their Australian zoo for $40 million and it was printed in several newspapers worldwide, and they couldn’t earn that money from airing their cable TV zoo show. Back down under, Steve’s dad taught him how to transport crocs successfully in a wooden box crate safely for all involved, so Steve and Terri loaded the crate into their truck and planned to relocate the aggressive creature to the Thomson river system far away from the poachers. Wheeler and Archer then chased the Irwins in their truck, and Steve believed the agents were die-hard poachers and so Steve refused to stop. Trigger-happy Wheeler fired off his gun and Archer rear-ended them with his Land Rover. Wheeler jumped onto the roof of the Irwins’ truck, so Terri took the wheel as Steve climbed out the window. In the process, the container holding the deadly spider popped open and it crawled onto Terri’s face and she flung it on the windshield and swerved the truck in doing so which made Wheeler lose his gun he held on her husband. Steve and Wheeler had a fistfight on the roof until Steve threw Wheeler off and he landed hard in the road. Wheeler kept hold of the rope and was dragged behind the truck, so Steve took out the deadly snake from the back of his truck and held it out to bite Wheeler’s hand who reluctantly let go of the rope. When Wheeler did let go of the rope, Archer ran over Wheeler but Wheeler was between the wheels of the vehicles and appeared not to be hurt. Jo locked Brozzie in the bathroom of her home and then used dynamite to blow up Brozzie’s barn since Brozzie had chains on the door and Jo couldn’t get the door open to get the glider plane out. Jo took off in the stolen Aussie plane then and flew to find the beacon. Steve and Terri unloaded the croc into the boat. Steve then dug through the croc’s poop inside the crate and found the beacon and thought it was a metal toy. He blamed the poachers since crocs couldn’t digest metal. Terri held onto the valuable foreign object that contained the government secret spy information for Steve to study later. Sam arrived at Brozzie’s ranch just as she broke down the bathroom door. She told Sam his department would pay for the replacement of her barn, and then they headed to the river with all her dogs in the back of Sam’s truck. Archer and Wheeler found the Irwin truck by the side of the river, so they investigated. Wheeler found the baby kangaroo left all alone and it was sitting on the front passenger seat still wrapped in a Terri’s shirt. Wheeler then reached in to the driver’s side open window and pulled out the food container next to the baby kangaroo thinking it was food. He was freaked out when the spider emerged so he dropped the container on the ground and shot at the large venomous bird-eating spider as it ran off under the truck. Deputy Director Ansell called from his USA post to check in on Jo. Jo, in the stolen hang glider airborne in Australia updated her boss and promised to take everyone out and leave no evidence behind. Steve and Terri released the croc in its new Thomson River home, and then Archer and Wheeler followed them in their boat. Steve pretended to still have the croc in the boat so he and Terri could lure who they thought were poachers away from the croc. Jo threw sticks of dynamite at Wheeler and Archer from the air, so the agents shot at her. Steve thought it was a battle between poachers, not knowing it was different department USA Agents battling each other, so Steve turned back to take care of the poachers (agents) in the boat and make sure the croc didn’t get hurt but then Jo dynamite circled back around in mid air and she hit her target and the agents’ boat capsized. Steve and Terri fled, and Jo dropped dynamite at them. Jo then attempted to use her dynamite on the Irwins. However, Steve lassoed rogue agent Jo’s glider with a rope and it nosedived into the water after he attached it to his boat. They didn’t wait around to find the survivor as Steve believed it was a male poacher not a evil female spy agent flying the machine shooting dynamite at them. Steve and Terri drove past Wheeler and Archer stuck in the middle of the river (where the Irwins had just released the monster croc) in their boat and commented that the hunters (poachers) soon become the hunted at the jaws of the croc according to nature’s way. The CIA called the Defense Department after Wheeler and Archer failed their mission. Brozzie and Sam fished the downed glider out of the water with no agents in site. Brozzie sent her dogs out to search the area in case Jo was alive because she didn’t want that wicked woman escaping just punishment after destroying Brozzie’s life and home and endangering her four legged children. Wheeler and Archer made it to their Land Rover vehicle only to find Brozzie’s dogs waiting for them in the backseat. Jo swam ashore without being croc bait too. Soon after, Jo received a call on her cell phone from government boss Ansell, who informed her that the Pentagon would get involved the following day and told her that she needed to disappear from their failed mission. Ansell bragged that nobody could trace it back to him, but then as he spoke from his vehicle, he was put in the spotlight and surrounded by the police and put under arrest, so Jo knew not to return to the USA. President George W. Bush was seen from the White House office and ordered all armed forces to pick up the satellite SE-2020 black box no matter what they had to do to Steve-O to get it. Innocent enough, the Irwins made a small camp in the outback, where Terri bottle-fed the baby kangaroo and Steve played ball with Sui using the USA government satellite black box as a toy. They preached about taking care of the planet and its animals as though on one of their cable TV shows. Out of the blue, a dozen black-ops military helicopters surrounded the Aussie couple in the Queensland outback. Steve couldn’t understand why the army wanted to play with what he thought was a kids’ metal toy. In the end, Brozzie joined Fauna and Fisheries as a volunteer and helped feed the crocs instead of shoot them. The US government assigned Wheeler and Archer to work at the Australian Zoo for no wages. This movie had a budget of $12 million and grossed over $33 million at the box office. The movie cover art listed, Ebert & Roeper and the Movies, “Two thumbs up!”  The movie was released months after 9/11.


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