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MAKAYLA JANE:
GOD'S Spirit Reborn With
HIS Loving
JESUS HEart.

MAKAYLA JANE: GOD'S Spirit Reborn With HIS Loving JESUS HEart. MAKAYLA JANE: GOD'S Spirit Reborn With HIS Loving JESUS HEart. MAKAYLA JANE: GOD'S Spirit Reborn With HIS Loving JESUS HEart.

  

DATE REVIEWED: 9/18/24

TITLE:  Woof!

BOX OFFICE RATED: G (This is not suitable for GOD’s children.)

PRODUCTION YEAR: 1989  Genius Entertainment / Central Independent Television 

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This movie takes place in England with England characters. It started with a young tween boy named Eric Banks explained to his best friend, Roy Ackerman, his strange experience of turning from a human into a dog. Eric tried to tell his parents, but they couldn’t understand him and thought he was a stray dog so they kicked him out into the streets where Eric the dog roamed town and wrote his name in the sandy soil as one older female witnessed him doing with his paw (her husband thought she was nuts because it was erased by the time the older man saw it). Eric turned back into a boy when he returned home, and he underwent the transformation into a dog at random times when his nose and face started itching and then his clothes were left in a pile wherever he changed (tween boy was always a naked boy when he changed back into a human form). Eric in dgo form had encountered his public school teacher, Mrs. Jessop. Later on as his human self, Eric and Roy asked their teacher about it. Teacher Jessop confirmed that she saw a stray dog so now Roy knew that everything Eric said was true. The boys pretended they were writing a story about a dog and asked Mrs. Jessop how they could communicate with one. The teacher thought it was strange but suggested that they use a code where the dog would woof to answer yes or no questions. Mrs. Jessop related the story to Mr. Blocker, another teacher who cheated at a Rubik’s cube by taking it apart and then he lied to the students that he actually solved it and it was easy to do.Eric was skeptical that he would turn into a dog again, but Roy was convinced that Eric would and warned him not to get caught by the RSPCA who would euthanize him if he didn’t get claimed in a short amount of days. Eric asked his parents if they could keep the dog if the dog came around again, but Eric’s parents planned to turn the dog in to the shelter if the dog returned. Eric the human changed into a dog in the dressing rooms at the public baths (swimming pools), so the head guy chased Eric the dog around and opened the changing rooms on everyone. Eric and Roy were kicked out of the public bath place. Roy planned to give Eric a bath at his house, so Eric the dog ran off. Eric the dog helped Roy, Mrs. Jessop and the other kids play cricket, and the schoolgirls Joan and Allison were interested in Roy’s new dog. Later on, Roy (always carrying a duffle bag full of clothes for human Eric to put on after he changed from a dog) hid Eric in his bedroom at home until he turned back into a boy, and they considered using the Morse code machine in their clubhouse as a way for Eric to send messages as a dog. Eric wrote his dog story describing his transformation into a dog, and he turned it in to his teacher Mrs. Jessop who thought it was so imaginative that she read it aloud to the class and asked Mr. Blocker to publish it in the school magazine. The students weren’t impressed with the story and Eric didn’t say that the boy in the story was himself and he couldn’t explain why he turned into a dog. Joan and Alison asked Eric and Roy to be in the play they created called “The Mad Professor’s Daughter,” where the mad professor drugged girls and chained them up in his castle dungeon. The boys didn’t want to participate and instead tried to find another dog human like Eric so they boys could ask for advice. They were unsuccessful and were chased through the park by the vicious Rottweiler who terrorized them on their paper route. Eric and Roy did research on dogs at the library, where Eric turned into a dog and left behind his bag. The librarian, Margery, found Eric’s bag. Margery gave Eric’s bag to teacher Mrs. Jessop. Roy snuck Eric out of the library hidden in his bag and they (Roy and Eric the dog) went to Mrs. Jessop’s to retrieve the bag and drink Coca-Cola. Mrs. Jessop read the ideas that Roy and Eric came up with for why the boy in the story was changed into a dog. The teacher stated that faith could move mountains according to the Bible and maybe the boy wanted a dog so much that he imagined himself turning into one. Eric started turning back into a boy on the street, so the tween boy changed into his clothes in the phone booth hidden behind a newspaper that Roy held which got him strange looks from those passing by. Eric realized that his toddler sister, Emily, was the one responsible for turning him into a dog because she was obsessed with dogs. Eric and Roy brainstormed, and Roy suggested they brainwash ‘lil Emily or experiment with a truth drug and hide the drug in her food to make her stop wanting a dog more than a brother. Eric changed into a dog at home, which worked for him because his parents, grandmother, and sister Emily, Em dressed as a shepherdess, left to go to the summer fete (carnival charity event). Eric (dog) drank a juice box and watched cartoons on the telly, and then he ignored the doghouse that Roy built for him. The two (one dog and one human) then went to the local carnival fete. Mrs. Jessop scolded Roy for not competing in the two-legged race with human Eric, so instead Roy entered dog Eric in the pet contest and won a trophy and prize money, which classmates Joan and Allison were impressed about. Emily wandered away from her elder grandmother and got lost, so Mr. Blocker over the loud speaker gave an announcement about Emily’s disappearance. A girl tattled to teacher Mrs. Jessop about two girls smoking in the area. Eric the dog used his nose to sniff Emily out. Eric the dog led Mrs. Jessop, Roy and the girls to Emily, who was being guarded by the unpredictable and large Rottweiler after the Rot broke loose from his chain. Eric the dog chased the Rottweiler off, and teacher Mrs. Jessop rescued Emily and returned her to Mr. and Mrs. Banks and grandma was happy that the child wasn’t dead as the tween girls earlier told grandma it could happen to the little girl that made the elder woman very upset. Eric soon after changed into his naked human form and put his clothes on inside a carnival tent after Roy caught up with him and handed him the duffle bag he carried for his friend. Throughout the movie, the older lady named Francis (Eric in sand scene) kept seeing Eric the dog doing strange things Eric was in a dog, and she tried to show her husband Les each time but he never saw the dog and thought Francis was crazy. Francis asked tween boys Eric and Roy about their dog at the carnival, and they both lied that the dog’s name was Rex and not Eric and he was a normal dog so it made Francis appear out of her mind again. Francis believed that she was going nuts, so husband Les decided he would get his wife a dog and perhaps she wouldn’t be so ill in the head. Eric and Roy after overhearing Les then realized that Emily would stop using her powers on Eric if she had her own dog, so they used Roy’s prize money to buy a two-month-old Westie puppy for Emily for the amount of 5 pounds at the fete carnival. Tween Eric in human form was scolded not to do something like that again since a puppy was a huge responsibility and a parental decision. Emily was happy with the puppy and it seemed Eric was back to normal. However, minutes later as Emily sat on the lawn alone with the puppy that was no longer there. Her brother Eric again changed into a dog since the puppy wandered away from unsupervised 3-year-old Emily. The dog on the movie cover art dog was not the same dog as the one in the movie.

  

DATE REVIEWED: 9/17/24

TITLE:  Jimmy 

BOX OFFICE RATED: NR (This is not suitable for GOD’s children.)

PRODUCTION YEAR:  2013  Bridgestone Multimedia Group / Dog Days Entertainment / Whitlow Films / Level Path Productions

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This movie takes place in Piney Grove, Georgia, in Cabarrus County and began with someone pushing 14-year-old special needs Jimmy Lee Mitchell III into the swamp with the intention of murder, after already throwing Jimmy’s bicycle into the murky water. The movie then switched to two months earlier, where little Jimmy played baseball in the woods with a Watcher, one of his many imaginary people that he saw and no one else could. The Watcher threw the ball too high and it landed into the shallow water, and Jimmy’s dad, Lee, found his son (knew of his son’s fear of water for many years) and told him to go fetch the ball but Jimmy was terrified of water from a traumatic experience in his early years so he refused. Jimmy’s stepmom, Ellen, (only mom in Jimmy’s life and she had a bound as strong as any biological bond with her stepson Jimmy) wasn’t pleased that husband Lee, an attorney, was representing a criminal Jake Garner on drug charges. Jimmy regularly washed the cars at the police station, and Ellen’s once removed cousin, Deputy Garret Askew, went against boss Sheriff Brinson’s rules and let Jimmy play with the lights and sirens. As Jimmy was left alone so the deputy could get them both a cola beverage inside the government building (mom didn’t approve in junk drinks but dad did) the sheriff pulled up in his car and didn’t see Jimmy washing the tires on the other squad car. Jimmy overheard Sheriff Brinson and plain-clothed Detective Milligan discussing how the drugs they found belonged to Lenny and not Jake. The sheriff said Lenny was an undercover with the Georgia Bureau. However, Sheriff Brinson didn’t like snaky Jake and wanted him to go to prison, so the sheriff instructed Milligan to report that the drugs were found in Jake’s house and Sheriff Brinson said he would sign off on that false report. Later that evening at the dinner table at home, Lee discussed the case as he represented Jake and he didn’t think Jake was guilty. Jimmy spoke up and told him what he heard the Sheriff and the deputy talking about outside the police department. Lee, Ellen and Grandpa James Lee couldn’t believe that Jimmy knew about crooked Sheriff Brinson’s private conversation. Jimmy’s parents took him to the courtroom to testify even though mom didn’t think it was a good idea to expose their special son like that on the stand, but dad did because Lee was gung-ho about winning his case and exposing the corrupt police department. While he waited beside his mom, Jimmy spotted the snake tattoo on Jake’s arm and wanted to get a tattoo of his dog Buster but Ellen told him no (kids copy). Lee called in Dr. Susan Elaine Paris, the high school psychologist from Jimmy’s school, to testify on Jimmy’s mental state. Ms. Paris announced that Jimmy’s IQ was between low and average, but she believed from the very short amount of time she spent with him that he was an honest person and she learned from Jimmy at public school that he believed in God and was taught the Ten Commandments by mom Ellen at home. Dr. Paris further explained that Jimmy had a fear due to a traumatic incident with his biological mom and he had hallucinations and imagined seeing people called Watchers that weren’t there. Mr. Laney, the state’s prosecuting attorney, declared that special Jimmy was unfit to testify, but Judge Jill Robinson from Jimmy’s church allowed Jimmy to proceed with his testimony and called back the jurors into the courtroom after Jimmy answered questions to her satisfaction. At home later, Jimmy later asked his family about what would happen to Jake and Jimmy thought since dad Lee was on Jake’s side and defending him in court that Jake was a upstanding person and wanted to invite Jake to have dinner with them at their home. Grandpa didn’t go to court as he had heart trouble. Lee made it home and was very excited to announce that the case against Jake was dismissed (special Jimmy’s testimony) and Lee was extremely happy to have exposed criminal activity within the police department and bring down Sheriff Brinson. Grandpa wasn’t happy that Lee went after the Sheriff. Jimmy was then upset when the adults told him that he couldn’t wash the police cars anymore after he told the truth in court and couldn’t understand why his weekly job was taken away from him. To fill his time, Grandpa invited Jimmy over to his house. That night as his wife tucked their son into bed and reassured the special child that he was loved, Lee listened to Ellen reminiscing with Jimmy about how they met when she was a clerk at the courthouse and he was four years old and how they were both happy to be mother and son as a family that God made happen. Ellen sent Jimmy and Buster off alone to Grandpa’s house for the first time as she watched him from the sidewalk. Grandpa used to climb poles when he worked for the electric company, but he couldn’t anymore because of his heart condition so he started teaching Jimmy how to climb the pole in the backyard using the equipment he had. Jimmy almost fell from the pole, but Grandpa made him get over his fear and keep going a few more steps up the pole. Jimmy was upset because Grandpa told Jimmy to keep the pole climbing a secret until he reached the top as a surprise. Jimmy always told Ellen everything and he did not like hiding things from his mom. Garret picked Jimmy up outside of Grandpa’s house in his squad car and proved he wasn’t mad at Jimmy by letting him play with the lights and sirens as he Garret drove down the street. Sheriff Brinson was no longer in his sheriff’s position and wasn’t allowed in uniform and appeared to be patrolling the streets in an unmarked vehicle with a police radio. On Sunday at the Methodist church, Jimmy’s high school friend, Max Cochran, invited him to help out with high school football team since Max’s dad was the coach. Max had a black eye so Ellen didn’t think Jimmy would be safe, but Lee let Jimmy go hang out with his friend. Another day at Grandpa’s house, one of the Watchers wanted Jimmy to invite Grandpa to church, so he did and Grandpa promised to go if Jimmy kept climbing higher up the pole, which Jimmy did. Ellen came to check on her son and was upset to find out that Grandpa and Jimmy were going behind her back doing dangerous things for her special needs boy. Grandpa argued that the equipment was extra safe and the boy could not fall (unless Jimmy somehow in his panic attack fear unhooked the belt he was connected to while he was high up dozens of feet off the ground on the pole). Ellen had doubts but agreed to let Jimmy climb and recruited her husband Lee to help. However, Lee didn’t pay attention to his dad or his son and was on his cell phone with work in Grandpa’s backyard and ignored his family.  At church, the church Watcher whispered something to Brother Fitzgerald, so the preacher called people forward to accept Jesus into their lives. Jimmy went to the front and prayed with brother Fitzgerald against his parents’ wishes, and Grandpa left the church at that time since he heart pain and didn’t witness Jimmy accepting Jesus into his life. As they left the church, Jimmy’s parents scared him with the idea that he would have to go underwater to be baptized. Jimmy then Jimmy heard a voice in his head telling him “Behold, I make all things new.” Ellen found Jimmy later at home in the bathroom with the door open, his shoes and socks off with his clothes on, and him filling up the tub with water (Jimmy was OK taking showers only and not baths). He told his mom that he believed it was God that told him that he no longer had a fear of water and put the verse in his head, so Ellen helped clothed Jimmy get into the bathtub full of water on foot at a time. However, Jimmy had a huge panic attack before he could get both feet in the tub of water. Another day, Ellen and Lee talked to Brother Fitzgerald at church and explained that Lee’s first wife, Vera, supposedly slipped and knocked herself unconscious as gave baby Jimmy a bath. Baby Jimmy was submerged underwater for a long period of time and almost drowned. Ellen noticed Jimmy a few bench seats away looking at the invisible church Watcher and wanted Jimmy to ask for help to get over his fear of water but Jimmy said he couldn’t because the church Watcher disappeared. Jimmy went to his high school Panthers football practice as planned with his friend, where Coach Sellers tested out Jimmy’s photographic memory by making him sprint fast to find the other coach in his office. Jimmy didn’t like sprinting fast and then Jimmy’s friend told his coach dad to stop telling Jimmy that he would have to sprint fast again if he didn’t listen. Jimmy and Max were assigned as water boys. Jake came around and said hello to the younger boys, and then coach Sellers scared Jake off as Jake when the coach tried to walk over to Jake and speak to him. Jimmy later overheard quarterback Brian Brown and running back Hal Shanks in the high school locker room discussing how Jake was paying them $1,000 to throw their next game. Jimmy revealed his presence and tried to join in on the conversation by telling the older boys that he knew Jake too (Jimmy didn’t know that the players planned to get paid to lose on purpose and that was the meaning of throw the game), so Brian threw Jimmy around and threatened him until Max arrived in the locker room and fought them off his friend using a helmet when he saw Jimmy getting roughed up by the bigger players. Jimmy refused to tell his parents about what happened at school when he came home with a black eye and liked the attention of putting steak meat on it like his friend Max said he did for his black eye so his parents dismissed it as a harmless fight. Grandpa took Jimmy to a fishing tournament at Webb’s Pond that cost $50 to enter. The two stayed on solid ground since Jimmy didn’t like the water. Grandpa left Jimmy alone with the bait cooler to go back to the truck for something alone in the woods. An adult from a different part of the state saw Jimmy alone in the woods and his name was Alfred Walker. Walker took advantage of Jimmy’s special behavior and played a game with Jimmy to find out what bait Grandpa used as bait so Walker could win the tournament. Alfred used it to win the first-place prize of $450, and he gave everyone a hint what the secret recipe was by showing his muscle like Grandpa had just explained to Jimmy the ingredients in his bait back in the woods. Grandpa knew that Walker must have spoken to Jimmy when Jimmy was alone. Grandpa and Jimmy won $300 in second place, and then they headed home. Jimmy rode his bicycle all the way to the fishing place but he was too tired to ride it back home. As Grandpa lifted the bike into the back of the truck he felt pain in his heart. He told Jimmy not to ride in the back of the truck but to get in the cab with him. As worn out Jimmy lay his head against the passenger window, Grandpa had a heart attack and passed out behind the wheel, so the truck ran off the road and crashed. Grandpa was taken to the hospital, and deputy Garret consoled Jimmy at the scene of the accident. Jimmy and Ellen visited Grandpa, and then Garret invited Jimmy back to the station to wash cars since things seemed to calm done a bit, which Ellen approved. Ellen and Jimmy went home, but Lee called to tell Ellen shortly after that Grandpa died so when Ellen started crying on the phone so did Jimmy because he didn’t like his mom crying and then she told him Grandpa died. Brian and Hal threw the Panthers-Eagles high school football game as planned so the Panthers lost and the boys collected their money from Jake on the bleachers later that night when nobody appeared to be around. Jimmy was putting trash bags in the trash cans near the bleachers and Jimmy overheard Jake offer the boys more money to move drugs through the school, but they refused to be drug dealers so Jake threatened them into it since they were already criminals. However, Lee yelled for his son Jimmy since it was time to go home, and that alerted criminal Jake to Jimmy’s presence right below the bleachers by the trashcan. Trying to give her special son more independence since that is what the majority believe is best for special kids, Ellen sent Jimmy off alone to the police station on his bicycle the next day, and she called Garret to tell the deputy to look for Jimmy’s arrival as he stood outside by the patrol cars. Jake was in between on the route in a secluded area with few houses and he pretended to have a flat tire on his truck. Jimmy stopped to offer his assistance but Jake kidnapped him and tied him up at a cabin in the woods near Webb’s Pond. Jake terrorized Jimmy to be quiet and used his fear of water against him to get answers to questions about Hal and Brian that would put Jake away in prison if Jimmy testified in court. After he realized that special Jimmy could put him away for good, Jake told Jimmy he was never going home to his mama and Jake would make up a story that Jimmy drowned when he got close to the water and fell off his bike. Jake silenced Jimmy by putting his hands over his mouth when two armed hunters came near the cabin and saw Jimmy’s bike in the back of Jake’s truck. The men with rifles knocked at the cabin door but got no answer, so they walked off and called the police. Deputy Garret had already called Ellen since Jimmy never showed up at the police station. The police were already out searching for Jimmy all over. Ellen was regretful that she let Jimmy out of sight. Deputy Garret took Lee in his squad car and they searched the cabin, which was empty because Jake went to the pond with Jimmy. They found Jimmy’s broken glasses that were thrown off in the struggle when Jimmy left the cabin and Jimmy was forced into Jake’s truck again. The deputy found Jake’s truck by an unauthorized area by the pond just as Jake threw Jimmy’s bicycle into the water and planned to throw Jimmy in next. As the deputy called out to stop, Jake shot officer Garret in the leg and shot Lee in the arm, and Lee fell into the pond and never resurfaced. Jake ran out of bullets when Sheriff Brinson appeared on scene so the sheriff apprehended Jake quickly using his gun and handcuffed Jake to a tree. Jimmy and a Watcher jumped into the pond hand in hand to rescue his dad. Sheriff Brinson and Deputy Garret helped pull Jimmy and unconscious Lee out of the water. In the end, Brinson got his job back as sheriff, and Lee didn’t see his son’s Watcher but now believed Jimmy that the Watchers existed. Jimmy later climbed to the top of Grandpa’s pole and got baptized underneath the water in the pond. The movie cover art listed, Alex Kendrick, Fireproof & Courageous “A gripping film for the mind and the heart!” Greg Wright, Past the Popcorn “Unforgettable.” Jon and Andy Erwin, October Baby “A charming story with heartfelt performances.” 

  

DATE REVIEWED: 9/17/24

TITLE:  Ella Enchanted 

BOX OFFICE RATED: PG (This is not suitable for GOD’s children.)

PRODUCTION YEAR: 2004  Miramax Films / Blessington Film Productions / Jane Starz Productions

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This movie takes place in a mythical land of fairy tales with a twist on the Cinderella story. It began in the town of Frell with Lady Eleanor and her BFF household fairy, Mandy, hiding Eleanor’s newborn baby, Ella, in a closet away from Lucinda Perriweather. Lucinda, a hotheaded fairy that wore revealing clothes was known to give horrible things to people. Lucinda found the two women hiding the infant and because the two women thought Lucinda’s gifts were awful, Lucinda and her bad reputation attitude gifted Ella the gift of obedience. Ella then peed on Lucinda. Eleanor and Mandy protested and begged Lucinda to take the gift back, but Lucinda refused so Ella grew up obeying both good and bad commands and most especially could not say no to the wicked commands. Eleanor and Mandy never told Ella’s dad, Sir Peter, about Lucinda’s gift turned curse and kept it a secret. On her deathbed, Eleanor gave Ella a heart necklace and instructed Ella on her deathbed to never tell anyone about her Obedience gift. When Ella was an older teen, Peter married Dame Olga because Olga wanted the title and poor Peter needed Olga’s money to save his estate property. Peter left on an extended business trip, immediately after Olga moved in with her two daughters, Hattie the oldest and Olive the kleptomaniac. Ella’s spoiled and mean stepsisters were hateful to her and forced her to give up her mom’s necklace and her bigger closet space for them to use. Ella and Hattie debated at the community college and that was when Hattie figured out Ella’s Obedience gift and plotted to use it against Ella to get what Hattie wanted. Sir (uncle) Edgar was the regent of the kingdom and he raised Prince Charmont “Char,” after Char’s dad, King Florian, was killed by an ogre. However, Uncle Edgar was the real murderer and killed his brother, Florian, so he could take over the throne and change all of King Florian’s peaceful laws to oppressive ones that turned the citizens of the kingdom against each other and caused conflict. Years passed and Prince Char was now old enough to be crowned king, so he and uncle Edgar traveled to Frell for the grand opening of a mall. Edgar had inflicted unjust laws on the land, so Ella and her best friend, Areida, protested against him at the opening. Hattie made Ella leave (command), and when Ella did, she ran into Char on the roadway when Prince Char left to escape all the fan club women acting like high school mob girls who were gaga over him and making the prince their idol. Ella was almost run down by a madman in a horse-drawn wagon because Prince Char told “command” her to stay put in the road while he went back for her purse bag, but then he threw her out of harm’s way and rescued her just before the horse and buggy could run her over so the prince looked like a hero. Hattie came upon the scene and “commanded” Ella away. Once alone, Hattie told the Prince that she was president of his fan club and she stood outside his window and often watched him turn on an doff his lights so he bolted down the road away from stalker Hattie. Another day, the evil sisters whisked Ella away and decided to use her gift against her and force “commanded” Ella to steal things for them such as glass slippers from a retail store. Ella ran from the guards, but they arrested her. Hattie made “commanded” Ella lie to Olga that Areida put her up to stealing. Olga then ordered Ella to tell Areida that appeared at the door that she didn’t want to be friends with an Ayorthian like her, which Ella did which sounded racist because Areida had a different skin color. Ella decided that she would find Lucinda and convince her to take back the curse. Mandy revealed that one of her spells went wrong 20 years before and she accidentally turned her boyfriend, Benny, into a magic book. Mandy and Ella used Benny’s vast knowledge to figure out that Lucinda was at a wedding in Giantville. Ella brought Olga, Hattie and Olga poison ivy instead of flowers to make the wicked family trio itch as they had their portraits painted. Ella set off with book Benny and found a group of men harassing an elf named Slannen of Pim. Ella used martial arts to fight the men off and rescue Slannen, who revealed that he wanted to be a lawyer but couldn’t because Edgar passed a law requiring all elves to be entertainers of some sort. A group of elves were taken to the castle in Lamia to perform at Prince Char’s coronation ball, which Olga and the stepsisters planned to attend in hopes that Hattie would marry Prince Char, after Olga stole Ella’s personal invitation from the Prince that Mandy hid. Ella convinced Slannen to join her and Benny so Slannen could petition Prince Char to change the rules and let him go to law school. The threesome was found by a group of ogres led by Nish, all human-eating ogres who wore their pants so their butt cracks were exposed. They used Ella’s obedience to hang her over a boiling cauldron and eat her, but Prince Char rescued Ella and fought off the ogres. Prince Char decided to go with Ella, Slannen, and Benny to a tavern for the giant wedding. Lucinda had already left and traveled to an unknown destination, where Lucinda was in trouble for flying while under the influence of alcohol that she drank at the party. Uncle Edgar forced all the giants to do slave labor on their farms.Prince Char was naïve and didn’t think his father was responsible for the unfair law but Uncle Edgar. Prince Char made peace with the giants and planned to buy back their farms for them once he was crowned king. Slannen didn’t want to sing for the giants, so they “commanded” ordered Ella to sing while Slannen flirted with Brumhilda the giant. Ella and Prince Char kissed, and then they and the rest of their group headed to the castle at Lamia with Uncle Edgar’s pet snake, Heston, spying on them. Peter returned home to Frell, and Olga lied that Ella was touring the castle with Hattie, Olive and the other girls. Prince Char granted Ella access to the castle records, and she reviewed the census and discovered that Lucinda was at a fairy retirement home. Heston reported back to Edgar, who refused to talk to Prince Char about his politics. Prince Char announced that he planned to propose to Ella that night at the ball, so uncle Edgar foiled a wicked plot. Edgar questioned Ella’s stepsisters about her, and he promised that Hattie could marry Prince Char and become queen so she spilled the beans about her sister Ella’s Obedience gift. Edgar gave Ella a dagger and ordered her to kill Prince Char at midnight when he proposed to her and not reveal her mission to anyone. Ella searched for Lucinda and couldn’t find her, so Ella wrote Prince Char a letter ending their relationship for reasons she couldn’t say. Ella asked Slannen to chain her to a tree and instructed him to take a group of elves, ogres and giants to the castle to stop Edgar and rescue Benny the boyfriend book from the records room where she left him. Lucinda appeared to Ella by chance and refused to take the Obedience gift back even though Prince Char’s life was at stake. Lucinda dressed Ella up, unchained her and sent her to the ball to be with Prince Char, who was dancing with Hattie. Ella couldn’t explain anything to Prince Char, so he took her away from the ball to the hall of mirrors where he proposed to her. Ella almost stabbed Prince Char in the heart with the dagger at the stroke of midnight, but she was able to break the Obedience curse herself. Edgar then had Ella sent to the dungeon and planned to give her a death sentence, and he refused to let Prince Char talk to Ella. Prince Char didn’t understand why Ella would try to kill him, but he believed uncle Edgar and Heston’s lying words that Ella was conspiring with the ogres to kill prince Char and they used her to lure him to them. Slannen and his group snuck into the castle in the executioner’s carriage, and they rescued Ella and used book Benny to see that Edgar swapped Prince Char’s crown out with a poisoned one that would kill him when he was crowned king. Ella crashed the coronation, and Edgar sent his Red Knight guards after her. Prince Char helped Ella fight the Red Knights off, and she explained that Edgar killed Florian and tried to use her to kill Prince Char. Mandy used a spell to finally turn Benny back into a human (took 20 years), and Benny joined the fight. Snake Heston tried to bite Prince Char with venom, so all of Prince Char’s female fan clubbers trampled Heston. Edgar had a raging fit about being king and accidentally crowned himself with the poisoned crown, so he was turned into a wheelchair-bound invalid. Ella became friends with Areida again. Ella and Prince Char got married, and the new king made sure everyone in the kingdom was equal again. This movie had a budget of $31 million and grossed $27 million at the box office. The movie cover art listed, Ilene Abramson, Los Angeles Times “Charming and funny.” Thelma Adams, US Weekly “A hip, modern twist on a classic tale!” Leonard Maltin “This is my definition of family entertainment!”

  

DATE REVIEWED: 9/16/24

TITLE:  Birdie & Bogey 

BOX OFFICE RATED: NR (This is not suitable for God’s children.)

PRODUCTION YEAR: 2004  Pureflix Entertainment / Second Fiddle Entertainment / Norris Family Films / EMI CMG Distribution 

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This movie takes place around Lewisville, Texas, and began with Shannon Lee “Birdie” O’Connorwinning the Haggar 5th Annual Youth Golfing Tournament on her 12th birthday at the Bridlewood Golf Club owned by Amy. Two men at the bar gossiped with young Birdie sitting next to them about how Birdie’s dad, Danny O’Connor, used to be a pro golfer on the PGA tour known as “The Eagle.” Danny then became known as Bogey when his ex Sheila, Birdie’s (no)mom, got him off his game and ruined his career before she left him and Birdie for good many years ago. Birdie spilled her drink on the men and defended her dad. Single dad Danny with his lady friend, Amy, threw Birdie a surprise birthday party and Uncle (Pastor) Lester Stillman drove 400 miles to attend. Birdie asked Uncle Lester to convince her dad to play golf professionally again. Danny was adamant that his career was over. Dad gave his daughter new golf clubs and a personalized golf ball with her nickname “Birdie” on it. Another day, Danny and Birdie went golfing and made a deal that he would enter the upcoming Bridlewood Men’s Open if she won. Birdie shot her ball out of a ditch and won so Danny agreed to enter the tournament. Amy paid the entry fee for Danny because she also wanted to see her love interest play golf again. Zach Cornell, a sports reporter, wasn’t thrilled to be Danny’s partner. Danny’s game was terrible and only improved when Birdie gave him a pep talk and let him use her “Birdie” ball. Danny’s comeback got him and Birdie praise in the newspaper the next day. Birdie was feeling ill, so Danny took her to see Dr. Bob who dismissed it as the flu. Another day, Amy whisked Danny away to meet with Tony Tempelman with Pro Run Sports who would sponsor Danny on the PGA tour once he qualified for it. Danny let Birdie go off alone and be interviewed privately by a sports magazine writer, who asked Birdie many personal questions and learned that her name was Shannon Lee. In the days that followed, Birdie called a shot to help Danny score, so he offered her a job as his caddy at the qualifying tournaments because she was always the one calling the shots for him on the course while Amy bolstered his confidence off the course. Birdie was happy to take Uncle Lester’s caddy place, and Uncle Lester gave her his blessing. Danny and Birdie stayed at the Westin Hotel, and she told her dad that didn’t have a favorite band but her favorite actors were Will Smith, Kevin Costner, Matt Damon and Chevy Chase because they all played golfers. Danny and Birdie gave a press conference with reporters, which made Birdie uncomfortable. Two members of the audience at Danny’s first tournament drank beer and bashed Danny to get into his head. Birdie told them off like Amy taught her how to do, and the crowd applauded Birdie. However, Danny’s game didn’t improve in the first round so sponsor Tony wasn’t pleased and chewed Danny out for it. Birdie invited Amy to the hotel, so she took time off from work and came and gave Birdie her missing fanny pack that was left in Amy’s car with her “Birdie” ball in hopes it would bring Danny luck. Danny used Birdie’s ball and won that tournament and several more, and Pro Run planned to sponsor them on tour even if they didn’t win the last Texas National qualifying round. Danny went on a date with Amy, and Birdie approved and stayed at the hotel because she still wasn’t feeling well. Amy had noticed that Birdie looked exhausted and tired and told Danny that she was obviously ill and shouldn’t continue as his caddy but Danny didn’t seem to agree. Amy called Lester about her concern for Birdie. The next day, Birdie fainted on the floor as she went to get 7-Ups for dad, Amy and self at a golf hotel event. Birdie was rushed to the hospital. Dr. Scott diagnosed Birdie with exhaustion and leukemia. Amy stayed at Birdie’s bedside. Lester was there and he prayed in the hospital chapel and convinced Danny to tell Birdie the news about her illness since the two brothers raised Birdie. People were calling Birdie and Danny quitters, but Birdie didn’t want to quit so Birdie encouraged her dad to keep playing in the Texas National with Lester as his caddy while she stayed in the hospital and got treatment with Amy. Birdie and Amy watched Danny on TV, and Birdie called Lester on his cell phone during the game to give her dad advice about what clubs Danny should use. Sheila came to the hospital because of the publicity her ex-husband got and pretended that she was there because she cared about Birdie’s well being, after Sheila had deserting the family five years before to do her own selfish things. Danny and Lester weren’t convinced Sheila was in her right mind and didn’t think it was healthy for Birdie so they (one being a Reverend) told Sheila to leave. Sheila didn’t listen and hung around the hospital but didn’t go into Birdie’s room and left after Birdie spotted her looking into her room while Amy constantly sat beside the cancer child’s beside. Dr. Scott decided to start Birdie on chemotherapy because her cancer was so bad, and the doctor told Danny to play golf to keep Birdie’s spirits up. Danny was discouraged when he lost Birdie’s ball in the water and fell in the ranks, but Birdie told him that it was his skills that helped him win and not the magic ball. In the last round, Lester gave Danny the eagle ball that his daughter had made for him after he gave her the Birdie ball. As that happened, Birdie lost consciousness in her hospital bed when she was watched the tournament and Amy ran to get the hospital staff. The nurses tried to revive the child and in doing so they knocked the phone off the hook so when Lester called from the game, he couldn’t get ahold of Birdie for advice about Danny’s last shot but the men were convinced she was watching. Dr. Scott announced that Shannon Lee O’Connor (Birdie) was dead and the doc and the nurses left the room and Amy hysterically cried. Amy put the hospital phone back on the hook, answered its ringing and then Birdie started breathing again. Danny won, and Birdie eventually recovered and grew up. Birdie continued to play golf and be Daddy’s caddy. The movie ended with parents Danny and Amy, their older teen daughter Birdie, and their new edition toddler daughter. The movie cover art listed, Christian Movies Direct, “When being a better Dad requires you being better than just par…an excellent mentoring film!” 

  

DATE REVIEWED: 9/16/24

TITLE:  Chestnut: Hero of Central Park 

BOX OFFICE RATED: G (This is not suitable for GOD’s children.)

PRODUCTION YEAR: 2004 Miramax Family Films / Keystone Family Pictures / Studio Hamburg Worldwide Pictures / The Weinstein Company

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This movie is about two young sisters under 10 years old. Sally Ann was the eldest and controlled little sister, Ray’s, daily life. They lived at the Lattimer Catholic Orphanage for Girls in a rural part of the state. One day, as the unsupervised sisters played alongside the road, they quickly hid in the bushes when a van, belonging to two thieves, Wes and his nephew Kosh, drove down the road but stopped right in front of them because of a flat tire. The thieves had millions of dollars’ worth of stolen art in their van. One bad guy also had stolen a Great Dane puppy and the other criminal wasn’t happy about it so the puppy was left it in the middle of the road and the thugs drove off just as an oncoming semi-truck approached the scene driving fast. Sally Ann dreamed of a puppy for so long that the eldest sister didn’t care about the danger and raced out in the roadway. The huge semi did not attempt to slow down but the horn blasted to get out of the way. Ray stayed in the bushes and thought her sister was a goner but was happy to see that she was alive after the truck raced on down the road without breaking or checking on the little girl in the rural roadway.  Sal later named the puppy, Chestnut, and snuck him inside the orphanage and hid him from the Catholic nuns. The sisters arrived back just as ‘lil Chelsea was leaving the orphanage and was picked up by her new adopted family. The other orphan girls helped Sal and Ray escape out of the room and dinner table with Chestnut to hid them in their room, by causing a loud crazy distraction in the cafeteria and all screaming together that there was a mouse on the loose as they stood on their chairs. The orphan girls worked together for days to keep Chestnut a secret by hiding him in a chest drawer in their room with no air. One day Sal went outside alone to play and go potty with Chestnut, and when she returned with him hidden in her coat again, young Ray (who was afraid of the dark and always slept in her sister’s bed) was traumatically upset that Sal left without telling Ray where she was going and hysterically cried on the porch steps. Ray obviously needed the sober love from HIS parents at her young age, which was visibly missing. The questionable big sister who taught wrong verses right was seriously unhealthy and harmful to her younger sister’s innocent character.  Mother Agnes called Sal and Ray into her office one day, and the young girls were worried that they got found out or another girl tattled on them when they told them all to keep the dog a secret. That wasn’t the case because the nun announced that Matt and Laura Tomley adopted the sisters. Back in NYC, Mrs. Bartlett, the social worker, inspected the adopted couple’s high-rise Trundle apartment and that was the final step. Bartlett presented the married couple with a legal document to prove they were government approved and could pick up their new children at the orphanage the following day. Meanwhile, back at the orphanage, Chestnut escaped from the girls’ room and peed on the floor in the head nun’s office, so the two sisters distracted Mother Agnes and ran out to retrieve the missing Chestnut and left the nun to step in the pee puddle. Matt was an architect and Laura owned a catering business. Laura had hired a Spanish only-speaking housekeeper and nanny named Rosamaria to watch the newly adopted girls so both parents could still have their careers. Laura toasted alcohol drinks with her staff and her maid on her becoming a mom. On the TV news, it was reported that Thomas Trundle, the owner of Trundle Properties, had some of his buildings, 15 apartments, burglarized by the unknown Central Park Robbers (Wes and Kosh). Trundle offered $50,000 for information to help apprehend the burglars. Wes and Kosh watched him on TV and decided to only target Trundle buildings and planned to eventually hit Trundle’s own penthouse home in the Maverick apartment building where the Tomleys lived with their newly adopted children. Sal and Ray secretly packed Chestnut with them when Matt and Laura picked them up at the rural orphanage and drove them to their new big apple New York City home. They liked their new room with a high-rise balcony of their own. The girls were very standoffish and mean (the eldest sister’s example) to their new parents so they could keep hiding Chestnut. Ray was still afraid of the dark and continued to sleep in her sister’s bed. Matt sneezed a lot because he was allergic to dogs so the girls gave Chestnut a bath in the tub since the eldest believed that would cure their dad. The sisters discovered that the apartment had a no dog policy, but they planned to keep Chestnut anyway and continue hiding him in their room. The eldest sister put a “keep out” sign on the shared bedroom door telling their parents to stay out so she didn’t get caught. The girls kept Chestnut locked in their room under the bed while they were away, and they spent most of their time happily playing with Chestnut and taking food into their room and away from their parents, with the delinquent eldest in control of her sibling and home situation. They also frequently went out into the world alone and unsupervised and took Chestnut around the city and Central Park, went to ballet class and mailed off letters to the girls at their past Catholic orphanage home. One day, Laura took the girls shopping for school clothes while Matt went to the doctor for his allergies that were caused by Chestnut. Chestnut wandered around the house and made a mess as Rosamaria cleaned, and she thought it was the doing of rats but she couldn’t catch them with a trap so she left upset. Chestnut snuck out of the girls’ room in the middle of the night and strung Laura’s knitting yarn all over the house. Sal was caught trying to clean up the mess, so Laura and Matt thought she did it. As the days passed, the Great Dane Chestnut grew much bigger. The girls made him a doghouse on their bedroom balcony. One day he left a trail of Cheerios through the house, and when the non-English speaking Rosamaria followed the trail into the “keep out” bedroom of the girls, she found Chestnut in his doghouse out on the balcony. Rosamaria was afraid so she jumped on the bed and grabbed the ceiling fan (that was turned on and rotating) to escape from Chestnut. Sal and Ray came home with mom and mom didn’t check to see what the yelling hired help was about but left it to the girls because she had to rush back to work. The sisters helped the maid get down by speeding up the fan before shutting it off so Rosamaria fell on the bed. The girls somehow with English words convinced Rosamaria to help them hide Chestnut from their parents and others, and she agreed and went with them to the park. Another time, Laura noticed that the girls bought dog biscuits (perhaps allowance), so the sisters ate the dog biscuits so mom wouldn’t suspect anything. Wes and Kosh snuck in through the window of the Tomley apartment one night to burglarize it, but Chestnut chased them back out and made a mess of Matt’s office. Ray tried to clean it up and was caught by Matt and Laura. Sal wanted to tell them about Chestnut so the little sister didn’t get in trouble, but Ray took the blame. It got to the day when Chestnut was getting too big to hide, so Sal and Ray planned to tell Matt and Laura about him at dinner one night. To help their sisterly cause, Ray called Laura “mom” for the first time and gave her a handmade necklace that she made at school. Trundle attended his niece’s wedding with the NY mayor and other guests at the Maverick. Wes and Kosh disguised themselves as waiters and planned to sneak into the penthouse during the service. However, Chestnut crashed the wedding party and knocked the cake onto the bride so everyone discovered him. Trundle was furious and declared that he would have the Tomleys and the girls evicted if they didn’t get rid of Chestnut immediately. Sal and Ray were very upset to give Chestnut up, so later on Matt and Laura agreed that they cared more about the girls’ happiness and they would move to a pet-friendly apartment where they could keep Chestnut. However, the parents decided to wait until morning to tell the girls. Sal didn’t know about the change of heart that her parents had to keep Chestnut, so the eldest child snuck out that night with him in the dangerous city. The next morning, Laura and Matt called the police and a detective came to their home and investigated Sal’s disappearance. The doorman, Marty, asked around while the Tomleys, Rosamaria and Ray searched Central Park. Trundle didn’t care that Sal ran away, so Marty quit his job after 22 years on the spot. Ray snuck out that night to keep searching for Sal, so Marty took ‘lil Ray to the park in a horse-drawn carriage where she called for Sal but received no answer. Two mounted police officers found Sal and Chestnut asleep under the bridge in the park, so the eldest sister told Chestnut to run away from the police. The officers brought Sal home, where she learned that Matt and Laura had planned to keep Chestnut. Chestnut ran off and followed Wes and Kosh when they broke into Trundle’s penthouse. They stole his valuable art, loose diamonds and watches that they found in a secret compartment, but then they slipped in the oil that Chestnut spilled on the floor. He dumped flour on the burglars’ heads and barked to wake Trundle up, so Wes pulled a knife on Chestnut. He knocked Wes down and the dog was almost fatally stabbed in the process. Trundle called the police to arrest criminals Wes and Kosh. Trundle then realized that Chestnut saved his life, so he called the best vet in the city to come to the home of the parents and save the life of Chestnut. The vet announced that Chestnut lost a large amount of blood and would probably die, so the girls hysterically said goodbye to Chestnut. They folded their hands in prayer and Chestnut woke up. The sisters were happy and decided to call Matt and Laura mom and dad. Trundle announced at a press conference that Chestnut saved the day and his life, so Trundle revoked on live TV the no dogs rule in his apartments and decided to allow dogs in all of his buildings. Sal and Ray donated Trundle’s reward money to the Catholic orphanage they came from, and they, Trundle and their parents had a party at the orphanage and handed out toys to the orphan girls. The movie cover art listed, Janet Stokes, Film Advisory Board “A humorous family film that captures your heart.”

  

DATE REVIEWED: 9/15/24

TITLE:  Doubt 

BOX OFFICE RATED: PG-13 (This is not suitable for GOD’s children.)

PRODUCTION YEAR: 2008 Miramax Films / Scott Rudin Productions

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This movie takes place in 1964 at the Catholic St. Nicholas Church and School in the Bronx, New York. Father Brendan Flynn gave a sermon at Mass about JFK’s assassination and the grief-stricken people who came together to get through it. He commented how other people go through tragedies alone, and doubt was as strong a bond as sureness. Sister Aloysius Beauvier was the school principal and the head nun scolded the children for being distracted by talking and sleeping during Mass. Donald Miller was an altar boy and a new student at the school, and he visited Flynn in the bathroom to say he wanted to be a priest. Flynn gave Donald a dancing toy. Aloysius disciplined Conroy for listening to a radio in class and William London for touching Sister James, the history teacher. Sister Aloysius questioned the other nuns at the table during dinner why Flynn gave a sermon about doubt unless he was in doubt or thought someone else was. She advised the sisters to be on alert for anything unusual since they weren’t allowed to talk to the priests about personal things and if they had an issue they had to go through the priest chain of command or Monsignor Benedict. Young William London smoked cigarettes outside after Sister Aloysius sent him home because his nose bled during the Pledge of Allegiance. Aloysius informed Sister James that William fooled her and caused his own nose to bleed so he could get out of class. Sister James handled the children’s bad behavior herself instead of sending them to Sister Aloysius for discipline, so principal Aloysius instructed Sister James how to school her 8th grade class and suggested that she hang a picture of a dead pope and use the reflection of the glass to spy on the children as she taught them about the Pact of Steel between fascist Germany and Italy. Aloysius spotted Flynn with a high-ranking official from her office window. Later on, Father Flynn and the others priests and officials ate unhealthy meals, smoked and joked about fat women. Father Flynn was the boys’ gym teacher and used his long and clean fingernails to show the boys that their nails should be clean and not dirty.  Father Flynn singled Donald out for special attention and called him to the rectory during Sister James’ class. Her students went to dance class. As she waited, Sister James spotted Flynn sneaking Donald’s undershirt back into Donald’s locker. Donald didn’t want to answer the teacher nun’s questions after class and told her that he just wanted to go home, so Sister James let Donald leave. Sister Aloysius had expected Donald to get beaten up by the Irish and Italian students by now since they were always fighting at the Catholic school, because Donald was the first black student at the school, but Sister James told her that Father Flynn protected Donald. Sister James kept what she saw silent for a week because she thought it was nothing, but now she told Sister Aloysius that Donald was acting strangely and had alcohol on his breath when he returned to history class from the rectory after being with Father Flynn. Sister Aloysius explained that she used to work at St. Boniface and was able to resolve a similar issue with a priest because of direct contact with Father Scully there, but at St. Nicholas Catholic school they wouldn’t allow her to do the same so she and Sister James decided to take matters into their own hands and got an idea when a cat caught a mouse. Meanwhile, Sister Aloysius hid the fact that elder Sister Veronica was going blind so she wouldn’t get kicked to the curb and put in a home. Sister Veronica’s face was cut and bloody though after she fell over a fallen branch outside in the pathway. Sister Aloysius and Sister James called a private meeting with Father Flynn in Sister Aloysius’s office to discuss doing something new and livelier for the upcoming Christmas pageant. Sister Aloysius noticed Father Flynn’s long fingernails and disapproved. He suggested that they include one of the boys dressed as Frosty the Snowman and wanted the boys to audition with him for the part, but Sister Aloysius dismissed the magic pagan idea and believed Frosty should be banned. Father Flynn wanted the Church to be more personal and friendlier with church staff a part of the church members close families and Father Flynn mentioned going camping and out for ice cream with the boys. Sister Aloysius didn’t agree and brought up that they had to be careful how they used Donald in the pageant so they wouldn’t send the wrong message about his race since he was the first African American boy at their Catholic school. Sister James spilled the tea because she didn’t expect Sister Aloysius to bring up Donald. Father Flynn noticed the uneasiness of Sister James. Father Flynn called the sisters out on their true intention to meet with him. Sister Aloysius admitted that they were there to talk about Donald. The female principal demanded to know what happened with Donald in the rectory when he met with him alone. Flynn controlled his emotions and evaded the question by insisting that it was private. Father Flynn claimed that Mr. McGuinn caught Donald drinking altar wine and was adamant that McGuinn would back up Flynn’s story. Sister James was gullible and quickly accepted Flynn’s story with no further question. James claimed that she would have done the same thing by covering it up and so Donald could still be an altar boy, but Aloysius insisted that Donald be removed from the altar boys. The principal was still suspicious of Flynn. Flynn turned the tables and told Aloysius that she was overworked and didn’t know what she was accusing him of so she should talk to the Monsignor. Flynn then got inspiration from sister Aloysius and left to write a sermon on intolerance. Sister James didn’t want to investigate Flynn further, but Aloysius knew from experience how men inside the Catholic system got away with abuse. Sister James told Aloysius off that she liked Frosty and the children shouldn’t be treated like they were in jail. The light bulb went out above the desk and that was believed to be a sign from GOD so sister James admitted to sister Aloyisius that the kids were happy at the school but were scared of principal Aloysius (which no doubt kept the naughty out of control children in line). At his next sermon, Father Flynn used a story about gossip and sullying the character of an innocent soul to reprimand Sister Aloysius and Sister James for gossiping about him and trying to ruin his reputation. Sister James received a letter from her sick brother in Maryland, and Father Flynn joined her on the garden bench outside and he smoked a cigarette. Sister James told Father Flynn about Donald’s undershirt that she saw him put in Donald’s locker, and he dismissed it as nothing. He knew that Sister James was naïve, so he gained her trust and pitted her against sister Aloysius, who was made out to be the bad one in the situation for trying to keep everyone’s families separated from the church while Father Flynn wanted to be all-inclusive and bring the Church into the new age. Sister James confided in Father Flynn that she didn’t believe he abused Donald, and Flynn convinced Sister James to take time off to visit her brother. In the hallway at the Catholic school, Flynn told a girl to tell a boy that she was in love with him. Flynn then ignored Donald in the hallway and stepped out of the building for a minute while William London dumped Donald’s stuff on the hall floor and broke the dancing toy that Father Flynn gave Donald. Sister James witnessed the intimate hug that Father Flynn then gave Donald. Sister James didn’t know what to believe about Flynn’s true character around Donald so she became stricter and took to heart what Aloysius said about the ancient Spartans and how the one who spoke the loudest won the battle. Aloysius called Mrs. Miller to tell her that Donald was no longer an altar boy, and now Mrs. Miller visited with the principal in her office.  Sister Aloysius had confiscated Conroy’s radio from the classroom and used it to listen to the news like she used to before the sister’s own husband died fighting in the war in Italy. Flynn spotted the two women together, so Aloysius walked with Mrs. Miller to work to get privacy away from Flynn and speak with her alone. Aloysius explained about the possible inappropriate relationship between Donald and Flynn, but Mrs. Miller believed that Flynn was a good influence on Donald. Donald’s mom said she was willing to overlook her gay son’s abuse at school so Donald could graduate in June from the prestigious Catholic school and then get into a good high school and college. Mrs. Miller explained that there was nothing wrong with Donald who was kicked out of other schools and severely beat by his dad for being gay the way God made him. Mrs. Miller claimed that Mr. Miller would kill Donald if Aloysius took Donald out of school or created any more conflict in the family’s home life and because sister Aloysius had no proof of her accusations then she need to let the friendly Father give her son the attention he craved and let sleeping dogs lie. Aloysius returned to her school office, where Flynn barged in and refused to have another person privy to their argument because Aloysius said she wanted a third party present when the two of them spoke. Flynn screamed at Aloysius until she admitted that she believed he was guilty and wanted him to resign even though she had no solid evidence and Mrs. Miller wouldn’t back her. Aloysius based her assumption of Flynn’s character from seeing him grab William, which caused the London boy to flinch away from Flynn. Aloysius announced that she contacted one of the many parishes that Flynn worked at and spoke to a nun, and he was furious that she didn’t speak to the priest who would back Flynn up. The nun told Aloysius that Flynn had a history of questionable behavior with children, so Flynn called Aloysius a sinner as well and she agreed that she had sinned but pointed out that their sins were different and his were on a damnation scale and not hers. Flynn claimed multiple times that he never gave wine to get Donald  to get him drunk so Flynn could feel sexual pleasure, which the female nun pointed out was the devil’s way and not God’s. Sister Aloysius planned to leave her office since Flynn wouldn’t leave and contact all of his past parishes to find out about any children he might have molested, but Flynn stopped Aloysius and admitted vaguely that he did sin but he wouldn’t give her all of the details. She demanded that he take a leave of absence and be transferred from the parish and was sure that Flynn would lose if he tried to fight Aloysius. She knew that Flynn had no regrets about what he did, so she told him to cut his fingernails and then she left her office. Flynn left his Bible and dried flowers that he had shown to Sister James on Aloysius’s desk before he left the sister principal’s office. Soon after, Flynn gave his last sermon in that Catholic Church in a purple and yellow robe and said goodbye to the churchgoers and he walked the floor and said his goodbyes to all. Sister James returned from Maryland since her brother was better, and she found Aloysius crying outside alone in the garden. The principal had told the Monsignor about Flynn, but nobody believed her and instead promoted Flynn to pastor of St. Jerome Church and School. Donald was upset to see Father Flynn go and so was Donald’s mom. Sister James still believed Flynn, and Aloysius admitted that she lied to Flynn about calling the nun at his parish but Flynn’s resignation proved that he was guilty. Sister James couldn’t believe that Aloysius lied to get Flynn’s confession, but Aloysius justified her actions as lying to stop someone from doing harm to God’s children. The consequence was Aloysius had doubts that she did the right thing by removing the gay priest and gay boy from the Catholic Church to end their questionable relationship. Aloysius broke down in tears, so Sister James comforted her. This movie had a budget of $20 million and grossed over $50 million at the box office. The movie cover art listed, USA Today, Roger Ebert, New York Post, Rolling Stone “One of the best films of the year.” Roger Ebert, “Four stars. Powerful performances and timeless relevance.” FoxNews.com “Brilliant, riveting, even thrilling.” The film received 5 Academy Award nominations and 6 Critics’ Choice Awards and is on over 50 Top 10 lists.

  

DATE REVIEWED: 9/15/24

TITLE:  Iesodo: Joy / Iesodo: Love 

BOX OFFICE RATED: NR (This is not suitable for GOD’s children.) 

PRODUCTION YEAR: 2013 and 2014  Zaya Toonz / Rollman Entertainment / Kombine Media Inc. / Capitol Christian Distribution

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This Joy cartoon show takes place in the Holy Land, where a flock of birds were followers (disciples) of Iesodo (Jesus), a white dove whose name meant “The way of Jesus,” in Japanese. Iesodo taught everyone versions of the New Testament stories and lessons, with characters such as Rocky (Peter) the bulbul, Maggie (Mary Magdalene) the sunbird, Barry (Paul) the hoopoe (pronounce like Hopi natives) state bird of Israel, Tom (Thomas) the kingfisher, and Jacob and Jack (John and James) the pelican brothers. The flock planned to throw a surprise birthday party for Iesodo at the Cypress Tree, but Craig, the leader of the hoopoes, announced that the law banned any birthday celebrations, especially Iesodo’s. Rocky told the birds the re-imagined story of Iesodo’s birth on Christmas Day. The story began when an angel of God appeared only to Joe (Joseph) the dove and informed him that his wife-to-be Molly (Mary) would have a son named Iesodo (Jesus). Joe and pregnant Molly flew to Joe’s homeland to be counted for the census as the Three Wise Owls (Three Wise Men) followed the Star to find the newborn king. They visited King Harold (Herod), a pompous peacock who sent an evil hawk (no name) to follow the owls after they left and get rid of baby Iesodo. There was no room for Joe and Molly in the tree (inn), so they built a nest inside a dark and scary cave where Iesodo hatched (instead of a stable). The trio of wise owls brought unknown gifts to Iesodo. An angel then visited the nightingales (the shepherds) and told them the news. The hawk never found the wise owls or baby Iesodo and thus returned to King Harold. Once Rocky finished the story, the emperor eagle appeared to scold Craig for his law and announced that the flock could celebrate Iesodo’s birthday. Everyone partied and one dressed up like Santa .

In the Love cartoon story, Freddie and Fiona Finch were getting married.  Jacob and Jack were responsible for catching fish in the Sea of Galilee for the wedding celebration. However, the brothers spent more time competing with each other so they caught no fish. Iesodo advised Jacob and Jack to work together, and he sent them to an area of the lake where they caught over 100 fish. When they ran out of nectar, Iesodo performed a miracle and turned water into nectar (water into wine). Iesodo performed the marriage ceremony for Freddie and Fiona. In another Love story, Zack the blue jay (Zacchaeus) was a tax collector who nobody liked because he took more food from the birds than he was supposed and kept it for himself. The birds were upset, so they planned to take matters into their own wings and steal back their food because Iesodo was away in the mountains and the birds didn’t need to consult Iesodo first. Iesodo returned and decided to teach the birds a lesson. Iesodo asked Zack to invite the flock to dinner at the Sycamore Tree. Zack had a change of heart and the tax collector became fair with his taxes, and he apologized for taking more than his share and let all the birds eat their food. 

These movies are Dove Family Approved. The cover art listed, Dennis Rainey, President and CEO, Family Life, “Iesodo is an instant classic!” Michael Catt, Senior Pastor, Sherwood Baptist Church, “A wonderful animated series…Parents will find multiple opportunities for teachable moments with their children.” 

  

DATE REVIEWED: 9/14/24

TITLE:  The Legend of Zorro 

BOX OFFICE RATED: PG (This is not suitable for GOD’s children. The violence and content is not “PG.”)

PRODUCTION YEAR: 2005  Columbia Pictures / Spyglass Entertainment / Amblin Entertainment / Sony Pictures Releasing / Parkes / MacDonald Production

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This movie takes place in 1850 in San Mateo, California, and began with the Padre Catholics ringing the church bell to summon Zorro (Alejandro de la Vega), the masked warrior and vigilante, to keep the peace on voting day. The Catholic Padres collected the votes and were in charge of tallying the votes and getting the results to Governor Patrick Riley in a sealed chest. However, outlaw Jacob McGivens and his men appeared in town to cause trouble and interfere with the election outcome. McGivens had a crude scar on his face in the shape of a cross and the criminal claimed to be a man of God doing the Lord’s work. Zorro was there and he even voted with his mask on. The people in the streets refused to let McGivens switch their votesas they were in favor of California becoming a state in the union.McGivens wasn’t happy so he took off with the horse and wagon that contained the official town vote tally and drove recklessly through town causing all kinds of damage in an attempt to steal the election. Zorro chased after McGivens and caused the wagon to crash. Zorro retrieved the official vote chest and fought off McGivens’ and his gang members with swords. He knocked the outlaw gang off the bridge and into the river below and then fought McGivens, who removed Zorro’s mask momentarily. Two men, Pike and Harrigan, spotted Zorro without his mask and knew that he was really Don Alejandro de la Vega. Zorro used his cape to make another mask quickly and cover his face and didn’t realize some him without a mask. Zorro galloped away to the governor’s mansion on his horse, Tornado, and delivered the official vote result for that area to Governor Riley, who then opened the chest and read what the Catholic Padres wrote and announced that the citizens of San Mateo voted for California to officially join the union as a state in three months when Hispanics everywhere would become Americans and their votes would count. Alejandro went home to his wife Elena at their lavish hacienda. Alejandro was a peasant, but Elena came from a wealthy family of high status so Alejandro became a Don when he and Elena married. Elena wanted to travel and go to Spain and New York, but Alejandro had been fighting crime for the last 10 years and planned to stay and help the federal marshals until California achieved statehood. Elena was upset that Alejandro broke his promise to give up his alternate identity when their young son Joaquin was born. Alejandro missed out on Joaquin’s life, and Joaquin was a Zorro fan and had no idea that Zorro was his own dad. Alejandro left with Tornado and went to a cantina. Pike and Harrigan cornered Elena and threatened to reveal Alejandro’s identity, hers and Joaquin’s if she didn’t follow their plan to use Elena as a spy. Elena sent attorney Phineas Gendler to deliver divorce papers to Alejandro. Three months later, Joaquin caused a disruption at school and played the part of young Zorro fighting his teacher Padre Quintero. McGivens tried to buy the rancho belonging to Alejandro’s friends Guillermo Cortez and his wife Blanca, but they refused to sell. McGivens punched Alejandro around, and he didn’t fight back so his son Joaquin wouldn’t know who he was. Padre Felipe invited Alejandro to a formal party for the opening of a vineyard owned by the French Count Armand. Alejandro got angry and drunk when he discovered that Elena was in a romantic relationship with Armand. Elena slapped Alejandro for making a scene, so he left and witnessed several fires burning in the forest outside Armand’s chateau. Alejandro tried to tell Elena privately, but the ex husband and wife were caught by Armand. Count Armand challenged Alejandro to a game of jousting-like Slovenian polo to settle their differences. Armand tried to stab Alejandro with the sharp point of his stick, but Elena had undone Alejandro’s saddle so he fell and was forced to honor his deal and leave Elena to Armand. Alejandro heard from Felipe that McGivens and his men were trying to steal Guillermo’s rancho, so Alejandro donned his Zorro costume. McGivens held a knife to Blanca’s throat and demanded that Guillermo hand over the deed, so he did. McGivens planned to shoot Guillermo and Blanca, but Zorro appeared and fought off the bad guys with Guillermo. Blanca ran inside to retrieve the upset baby and escaped into the barn with screaming baby Jose, but then the barn went up in flames so they were trapped as Zorro’s battle with the criminals continued. Zorro rescued Blanca and the terrified baby from the fire and they escaped on Tornado. McGivens made his getaway after killing Guillermo. Alejandro feared for Elena’s life and prayed at the church for the strength to be Zorro one more time to save the day. Elena sent messages to Pike and Harrigan using pigeons and informed them that she was having dinner with Armand at the vineyard. Elena snuck into Armand’s private chapel and searched it while McGivens delivered the Cortez deed to Armand. Zorro snuck into the chateau and overheard Armand’s plans and how McGivens was killing people and doing the French Count’s work which McGivens claimed was the Lord’s work. Count Armand planned to build a railroad to the vineyardand needed Guillermo’s land to do it, so he had sent McGivens as a mercenary to collect the deed. Count Armand then instructed McGivens to retrieve the cargo of goods that Armand had shipped to Maderas Cove and bring it to the vineyard within two days. Elena and Zorro ran into each other and spy Elena refused to reveal what she knew about Armand or why she was pretending to be in love with the French Count. Elena kept Armand distracted from Zorro so he could escape, and Armand gave Elena a pearl necklace and proposed to her, which she later accepted. Catholic Padre Quintero took his class of children to Maderas Cove for a field trip, and McGivens and his gang passed by. Joaquin stowed away in the men’s wagon and spied on them collecting Armand’s shipment of soap bars. Joaquin was found by the men and tried to fight them, but Zorro rescued his son Joaquin. Zorro kept his identity secret and learned that Joaquin believed his dad didn’t care about him. The soap bars were labeled “Orbis Unum” and featured the symbol of a snake and a globe. Alejandro went to Felipe, who explained that the words were Latin for “one world.” symbol belonged to the Knights of Aragon, a secret society ruling Europe that French Count Armand was a member of. The Knights wrote a prophecy 1000 years before about the Manifest Destiny and how the Knights would destroy America.Harrigan followed Alejandro and used the needle from a ring to prick Alejandro with an unknown substance that made him pass out. He woke up in a jail cell, where Pike and Harrigan declared that they were Pinkerton agents for the US government. They explained that they couldn’t do a search warrant on Armand until California became a state, so they used the divorce to blackmail Elena into spying on Armand and finding out information for the Pinkertons since Elena and Armand used to know each other. Pike and Harrigan had found a telegram that Armand sent to the Knights in Europe telling them about the weapon he was building to target America. The agents advised Alejandro not to interfere in Elena’s mission anymore because it endangered her life, but Alejandro was angry and attacked the agents Pike and Harrigan. Joaquin appeared and was upset that Elena agreed to marry Armand. Alejandro promised that he would get Elena back and make them a family again, so lil’ Joaquin used his slingshot to down the man at the bar who had the keys. Joaquin used the keys to free Alejandro from jail, and he fought off the jailers and headed to the vineyard. Zorro and Elena were never out of love and didn’t recognize the divorce in their hearts and made out passionately when alone together, and then they spied on Armand and his meeting with his fellow Knights Colonel Beauregard from the Alabama regiment was in on it. Count Armand explained that the American Civil War was inevitable, so he built the vineyard as a cover to secretly produce nitroglycerin. The nitro was far more powerful than gunpowder and was created by extracting glycerin from bars of soap. A shipment of nitro hidden inside ordinary bottles would soon leave on a train while Count Armand returned to Europe and left Ferroq in charge of the factory. Colonel Beauregard of the Alabama regiment would collect the nitro and give it to the Confederate Army so they would have the edge over the Union in the war. The Confederates would attack Washington and let America destroy itself with the help of the nitro. Lord Dillingham was skeptical of the plan and didn’t want to participate, so Armand threw a vial of nitro at him and it exploded. McGivens and his men stormed Catholic Padre Felipe’s church, and McGivens demanded to know Zorro’s true identity. Felipe refused to reveal it and tried to fight McGivens, but McGivens shot Padre Felipe dead and kidnapped Joaquin. Elena was chased by two black guard dogs but made it back to the hacienda just as Armand arrived. Armand caught on that Elena knew his plans, so he ate nothing at dinner and served Elena one of her messenger pigeons cooked on a plate. Elena ran and discovered that government agents Pike and Harrigan were dead. McGivens brought Joaquin to Elena since Armand knew what Elena was up to. Zorro was able to set up nitro bombs on the train before McGivens captured him. McGivens removed Zorro’s mask and held a knife to Zorro’s throat. Joaquin then discovered that Zorro was his dad Alejandro, and he told Elena what he always did and that was that his family was his life. Count Armand left on the train with Ferroq, Elena and Joaquin. Padre Felipe was alive because his cross necklace took the bullet that hired gun McGivens shot at Catholic Padre Felipe’s heart. Catholic Padre Felipe helped Alejandro fight McGivens and his men. McGivens was killed when a drop of nitro fell on him and he exploded. Zorro and Tornado galloped after the train and jumped on top of the train and fell through. Zorro and Armand fought with swords while Elena put Joaquin in the train car with Tornado. Elena unhitched the car and instructed her young son Joaquin to go back to town once the car stopped. However, Joaquin didn’t listen and instead chased after the train astride Tornado. Elena fought Ferroq and threw him off the train with one of the nitro bottles, which blew him up. Governor Riley held a ceremony on the train tracks and was in the process of signing documents to make the statehood official. Armand’s train was headed right for the governor and the people gathered there, so they ran scared. Tornado kicked the lever to change the tracks before the train could crash into the ceremony booth. Alejandro and Armand’s violent fight continued on top of the train, and Count Armand was about to kill Alejandro with a knife but Elena joined the fight. Alejandro hooked Count Armand onto the front of the train, and then Alejandro and Elena jumped to safety as the train crashed and exploded. Governor Riley signed the papers and California became a state. Alejandro and Elena got married again. Catholic Padre Felipe performed the ceremony, but Elena interrupted and told the Padre to finish up already since the church bells rang and Zorro needed to leave and answer his summons. This movie had a budget of $65 million and grossed over $142 million at the box office. The movie cover art listed, Shawn Edwards, FOX-TV “Hooray for the return of Zorro!” Kellvin Chavez, Latinoreview.com “An exhilarating movie ride.”

  

DATE REVIEWED: 9/13/24

TITLE:  Pure Country: Pure Heart 

BOX OFFICE RATED: PG (This is not suitable for GOD’s children.)

PRODUCTION YEAR: 2017  Warner Bros. Home Entertainment/WWE Studios/Roserock Productions

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This movie takes place in the small rural Tennessee town of Parnell, where teenage sisters, Ada and Piper Spencer, lived with their mom, Elizabeth, and grandmother, Meemaw, on the Donegan farm property in their farmhouse. The sisters loved singing and sang in the choir at the Methodist church, but planned for bigger audiences and stardom, like other famous celebrities as Carrie Underwood. When the water pipe in the shed burst, the girls helped Meemaw move all the cardboard boxes so the contents wouldn’t get permanently damaged. The girls never knew their dad, Brian, because they were too young to remember him when he died as a Marine overseas. Elizabeth never remarried. As the teens aged without a father, they hounded Elizabeth for things about Brian but she only told them small tidbits since it was a long time ago. Years had gone by and Elizabeth and her mom, Meemaw, raised the children and did the best they could and provide a loving home to fill the void of a missing father for the now resentful teens that had their hearts set the crazed fame spotlight beyond their country home. Ada went through the shed boxes and discovered Brian’s belongings and read that he was awarded a Silver Star and he died in Karbala, Iraq, when he jumped on a grenade to save his fellow soldiers. Henry LaRue Monroe was listed on the paperwork, a soldier who was with Brian when he died. Henry worked at the nearby Tennessee Kingsley veterans’ home, thirty miles away. Ada convinced her high school best friend and ranch neighbor, Justine Sloan, to borrow her family’s truck (and not tell her parents where they go) and drive Ada to the home to visit Monroe so she could find out about Brian. Ada’s younger sister, Piper, snooped under Ada’s bed while she was away at her friend’s house and found (dad) Brian’s stuff, so both sisters and Justine went to Kingsley as Piper would tell if she didn’t get to go. The girls lied to Elizabeth that they were going horseback riding at Justine’s place. At Justine’s barn, they changed clothes and headed off in the large truck driven by Justice and the young teens sang loudly and goofed around as teen Justine drove behind the wheel. Ada and Piper met veteran C.J. Simms and then a man in a wheelchair checking in guests, who the girls figured out was Monroe after Monroe was mean to them and wouldn’t tell them he was the one they were looking for. After their rude encounter with Monroe, and Monroe refusing Meemaw’s homemade pie, the girls were in tears. C.J. invited the female teens to his room, where he played musical instruments and wrote songs. He announced that he would get information from Monroe and give it to the girls when they came back. Justine was hanging around the Vet place and took pictures everywhere because she planned to be a photographer and hoped to get a scholarship to an art school in New York and then go on to Paris. Justine thought the place was great for photos and convinced Ada and Piper to go back to the veterans’ home again. The three female teens drove again to the Vet home but this time said little to Henry and visited C.J. and gave C.J. the strawberry rhubarb pie that he said was his favorite kind on the last visit that they had asked (without telling her who it was for) Meemaw to bake. C.J. gave a live band performance (singing and playing guitar) and the girls watched and were impressed. Later on in his room talking to the teen girls, C.J. found out from Henry that Brian was a singer-songwriter in Nashville and worked the bars before he became a Marine. C.J. convinced the three teen girls to drive on the rest of the way to Nashville to visit C.J.’s friend, Shirtsleeves McCoy, the manager of the Mockingbird Lounge who might remember Brian. C.J. told them if they were ever to get anywhere in life they had to go places (knowing the minors were unsupervised teens traveling alone). The girls drove to Nashville and went inside the bar even though they were underage. Adult Declan Martino was there and an unknown singer musician who took them backstage to meet McCoy through the dark areas where the adult cover band hung out waiting for their night performance. McCoy explained that Brian used to sing at the bar with the female country singer, Marq Dunn. McCoy gave the teen girls a cover poster from before they were born when Brian sang in Nashville. Declan hit on Ada before the girls left the bar, and she liked the older man instantly and told the others as they walked to the truck that she planned to move to Nashville immediately after she graduated high school. Ada sent an email to Marq after searching the Internet for contact information, but Marq didn’t reply so the girls lied to Elizabeth again that they were riding horses that weekend. With way too much freedom, the lying teen Tennessee girls headed back to Nashville again to find eldest sister’s love interest, Declan, in hopes he would know Marq’s number and address. Declan was outdoors putting on a small concert with his band Kitchen Backsplash, who were on Twitter and Instagram when the trio of teen girls arrived in Music City. Ada gave Declan her cell phone number and he agreed to look into Marq. The teens drove back home to their small town. Later on, Declan called Ada from the bar to invite her back to Nashville to sing. Elizabeth overheard Ada talking to a boy, and the eldest daughter wouldn’t tell her mom that her new boy interest was a man and instead told her mom to stay out of her private life. Piper wanted to tell Elizabeth about them going to Nashville, but Ada refused and told her little sister to zip her mouth. Declan got the girls tickets to a Marq show in Nashville so the three teenage girls dressed up and attended. Marq’s bodyguard, Ted, reluctantly let them talk to Marq after the show since Ada and Piper identified themselves as deceased Brian’s children. Marq didn’t reveal much about Brian or why she and Elizabeth never talked to each other after Brian’s death. The sisters mentioned they were fans of Willie Nelson, who Marq said she knew personally. The girls sang together because Marq asked to hear their voices on the spot (as Justice and Declan stood silent in the background) and afterward Marq invited the teens to visit her at her Nashville mansion the next weekend where she lived with her two dogs, one named Caesar. Elizabeth didn’t suspect anything was up after Ada and Piper came home late that night. The next weekend, Justine drove Ada and Piper to Nashville, a bit further out, to see Marq at her huge estate home. Marq told the teens her story about how Brian and her met at a mechanic’s shop when the mechanic left because his wife had a baby. While they waited for the mechanic to return, Brian and Marq wrote a song together, and that led to them writing more songs and playing music as a duo, until Elizabeth came into the picture and Brian fell instantly in love with Elizabeth. Marq (housing the rogue teens) suggested that the delinquent siblings tell their mom Elizabeth about their secret trips to Nashville. Marq played a voice recording of her and Brian singing a song many years ago that Brian wrote for Elizabeth, which brought Marq to tears (possible former lover of Brian) and the daughters cried too. Smart girl, lover of books, and horse crazy Justine could read between the lines and knew that Marq wasn’t telling them everything. Justine took pictures as Marq taught Ada and Piper how to play one of Brian’s songs on guitars she had around her mansion. The girls stopped at the veteran home to see C.J. and thanked Henry with taffy, and they visited Marq again at her Nashville home the next weekend and she taught them about music and songwriting. Later that day, the girls had planned to go out with Declan, until Marq invited them and Declan to meet her at a church that had been converted into a recording studio. Marq paid for Ada and Piper to record a song. Meanwhile, Justine’s mom, Shula visited the Donegan Cafe where Elizabeth worked and revealed that Justine and the girls weren’t at her place at that moment or the past many weekends. Elizabeth and Shula were only then concerned and tried to find their missing teen daughters. Elizabeth and Meemaw went throught he teens bedrooms and found Brian’s things that the girls were hiding. They confronted Ada and Piper about their lies when they returned home. The sisters came clean about what they did and believed they had a right to know their dad even though they were chasing ghosts and learning about him through stranger people that knew him during a different time in his life and their honesty and character had yet to be proven. The teen girls announced that they would pursue singing careers even though Elizabeth wanted them to go to college. Ada and Piper believed they had a right to know everything about their deceased dad and mom had no right to keep unhealthy things in the past. Ada on her cell phone then text Marq and Ada’s new adult boyfriend Declan that they wouldn’t be back to Nashville because of the bad things going on at home with their mom. Meemaw told the sisters that they wouldn’t be there if Brian hadn’t given up his career in Nashville to settle down with Elizabeth and start a family because he loved Elizabeth and his country. Because of the mean teen behavior issues, Elizabeth went to Nashville to see Marq with an apology letter and they amends and hung out at Elizabeth’s crib as she cooked them dinner. Elizabeth asked Marq to help her teens Ada and Piper with their music, and Marq agreed. Elizabeth returned home and revealed to her daughters and Meemaw that Marq would be singing at a veterans’ benefit concert in Nashville the next week and she all of them to go. They invited C.J., Justine and Declan so Elizabeth could meet her eldest daughter’s new boyfriend. They brought dozens of pies that Meemaw made for the veterans with them. The age gap between her teen daughter and adult male didn’t bother Elizabeth, but mom didn’t like Declan’s swearing. Meemaw hit it off with C.J., and Elizabeth met Henry, who later went to the concert with C.J. Willie Nelson made his appearance with a giant Texas flag on stage in Tennessee in support of the veterans. Willie called Ada and Piper onstage to sing a song that Brian wrote. Willie and Marq joined in as the star struck female teens sang with their idols on stage and the young females were well on their way to getting what they plotted to have, a celebrity status of their own in Country music.

  

DATE REVIEWED: 9/12/24

TITLE: Happily N’Ever After

BOX OFFICE RATED: PG (This is not suitable for GOD’s children.)

PRODUCTION YEAR: 2006  Lionsgate / Vanguard Films / Odyssey Entertainment / BFC Berlin Film Company / BAF Berlin Animation Film

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This cartoon movie takes place in a place called Fairytale Land since Canada was already taken. The Department of Fairytale Land Security was located above Prince Humperdink’s tower, where the Wizard presided over the scales of good and evil and made sure that everyone followed their rules in their fairy tales and always had happy endings. In Cinderella’s story, Ella was the maid with shorter hair than even Rick, the Prince’s servant. Ella was in love with the Prince, and Rick was in love with Ella but she didn’t know it and was hung up on the Prince who Rick knew to be a stuck-up dandy. Ella and her evil stepsisters were invited to the Prince’s ball that night, but Ella’s evil stepmother Frieda gave Ella a long list of chores so she couldn’t go. Ella was upset, so the Fairy Godmother gave her a makeover and a carriage so she could attend the ball and dance with the Prince. The Wizard left his two untrustworthy assistants, Mambo the cat and Munk the pig, in charge of his staff and the keeping the good and evil scales balanced while the Wizard changed into his skirt kilt and went on vacation to Scotland. Mambo wanted to tamper with the scales and add twists to the stories to make the heroes’ lives harder before they got their happy endings. Munk wouldn’t let Mambo, so the cat messed around with the crystal ball and knocked it off its pedestal. Munk and Mambo fixed it. Frieda, took advantage of the situation knowing the wizard was gone, then noticed and demanded that the duo show her how to use the scales for her own evil purposes. Mambo and Munk wouldn’t help her and tried to zap Frieda with the Wizard’s staff. Frieda stole the Wizard’s staff from the incompetent minions left in charge and then she started tipping the scales of the evil side to cause havoc in the fairy tales. Once the evil stepmother discovered that Ella’s story would end with Cindy marrying the Prince and becoming queen and getting the palace while Frieda got nothing, Frieda tipped the scales so Ella turned back to her true self prior to Cinderella kissing the Prince. In her escape, Ella lost her glass slipper. The Prince didn’t believe that Ella was his princess so he set off on his horse to return the slipper to the real maiden. Frieda recruited the trolls, witches, giants and wolves for her evil cause to make sure the bad guys were the winners and they turned the endings into “Happily never after.”The bad ones crashed the Prince’s ball, and Ella was convinced that the Prince would save the day and not a servant like Rick. Rick argued that the Prince was incompetent, so Ella left with Munk and Mambo to find the Prince. Rick didn’t go after his love interest Ella even though the Three Amigos advised him to. Because of Frieda’s doing, Rumpelstiltskin was able to steal baby Reggie away from his mother the miller’s daughter. Frieda agreed to let Rumpelstiltskin be her evil sidekick in exchange for the information he learned about Ella and the Wizard’s assistants searching for the Prince. Frieda sent all of her minions out to find Ella, and they were skeptical until Frieda proved that she would use the Wizard’s staff powers against them if they didn’t do her bidding. The thugs chased Ella, Munk and Mambo through the forest. The trio convinced the Seven Dwarves to hide them out in their cottage after Snow White was taken away. The dwarves had built a weapon and used it fire diamonds and gemstones at the wolves and trolls. They retreated and the witches attacked from the air and zapped Duke the head dwarf. Ella took over the operation of the machine and was able to shoot down one of the witches. Rick had followed the witches there on a flying broom and rescued Ella and the assistants. Frieda declared herself the Empress of Evil (not by free elections with no recounts) and decided that she would get rid of Ella herself since her henchmen couldn’t do it. Rick wanted to defeat Frieda without the Prince’s help, but Ella was still adamant that the Prince should be the hero. They found the Prince, but then the broom ran out of fuel and crashed a far distance away from the Prince. Ella thought Rick did it intentionally but she changed her tune when Rick left to find the Prince. Mambo and Munk revealed to Ella that she and the Prince would have been married and Rick would have remained a servant if Frieda hadn’t messed with the scales. Ella was disappointed that there was nothing more to her story. Frieda found Ella and took her to the tower, and Rick wanted to save Ella himself but the weakling Prince could only do the heroic saving according to traditional fairy tales. The Prince failed and got beat up by the troll guards and put in the dungeon with the dwarves, who also got captured. Stepmom Frieda couldn’t decide if she wanted to shrink Ella, eat her or poison her.Rumpelstiltskin was worried about the violence the baby was subject to in Frieda’s presence, and Frieda  threatened to feed the baby to the crocodiles if it didn’t stop screaming and crying. Rick, Mambo and Munk headed to the tower, where Rick was held up by a group of wolves who ran into the wolves who thought he was on their side. Rick (pretending to be on their side) then toasted with the wolves to eating grandmothers, stealing babies and cooking kids, and then he got away. Frieda zapped Ella with the Wizard’s staff, but Rick rescued Ella. Mambo knocked Frieda into a pit, but she still had the staff and reemerged unharmed. Rick took a zap for Ella, and then the two females wrestled and Ella was able to push Frieda into the magic portal that took her to an isolated frozen world where she was stuck on floating ice in the water with elephant seals. Ella realized that Rick was her prince charming, so Ella and Rick kissed. The Prince and the other captives of the dungeon were able to fight off the trolls and escape. Rumpelstiltskin returned the baby to the miller’s daughter but he stayed around to be the uncle. Mambo and Munk fixed the scales and cleaned up the tower just in time for the Wizard’s return so the Wizard never knew what happened. Ella and Rick got married, and the Prince paid for the wedding. This movie had a budget of $47 million and grossed $38 million at the box office. The movie cover art listed, Film Advisory Board “Hilarious…a delicious family treat!” 

  

DATE REVIEWED: 9/11/24

TITLE:  Oz The Great and Powerful 

BOX OFFICE RATED: PG (This is not suitable for GOD’s children.)

PRODUCTION YEAR: 2013  Walt Disney Pictures / Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures / Roth Films / Curtis-Donen Productions 

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This movie began in Kansas in 1905. Oscar “Oz” Zoroaster Phadrig Isaac Norman Henkle Emmanuel Ambroise Diggs was a magician with a small traveling circus. He was in a romantic relationship with his new assistant May (after the last assistant had a heart attack and was resting in Abilene) and was angry when Frank ignored the sock on the door and barged in on them kissing. Oz was an expert con artist who could fool audiences into believing his magic tricks were real, but this time the audience knew Oz’s levitation trick was a scam and they called him out on the wire holding May up. A little girl in a wheelchair was hoping that Oz could make her walk, but he couldn’t so he was booed offstage. One of Oz’s former girlfriends, Annie the farm girl, visited Oz to tell him that John Gale proposed to her. Vlad, the strong guy at the circus, discovered that Oz gave his wife a music box that Oz claimed belonged to his grandmother so Vlad wanted to kill Oz. Oz had also given a music box to May as a token of their love, so May realized that Oz was a womanizer and didn’t really love her. Oz escaped from Vlad in a hot-air balloon, which was swept into a tornado that took him to a magical and colorful world called Oz. The balloon crashed in the river and a good witch named Theodora found Oz. Theodora explained to Oz that the prophecy told by the deceased king that a wizard with the same name as their kingdom would come from the heavens to save everyone from the Wicked Witch of the East. Theodora believed that Oz was the wizard, and he falsely confirmed it when he discovered that the wizard would become king and have access to mountains of gold and jewels as the Emerald Palace. The Wicked Witch’s minions in the form of flying baboons appeared to kill Oz, so he and Theodora ran and were able to escape. Theodora further explained that the Wicked Witch was a witch named Glinda, who poisoned her dad the king so she could take his throne. Theodora’s sister, Evanora, chased Glinda away from the Emerald City and into the Dark Forest. Oz gave Theodora a phony music box and announced that he would make her his queen, so they danced and kissed. They found a winged monkey named Finley tangled in vines, so Oz cut him free and he scared away the lion that had planned to attack Finley. The monkey pledged a lifetime of servitude to Oz for saving his life. Oz then revealed to Finley in private that he wasn’t the wizard. Finley wanted Oz to come clean about his lies, but Oz insisted that Finley tell no one that he was a fraud. They followed the Yellow Brick Road to the Emerald Palace, where Evanora had been protecting the Palace and would serve Oz once he defeated the Wicked Witch. However, Evanora believed that Oz was an imposter and accused Theodora of working with the Wicked Witch by bringing Oz there. Evanora instructed Oz to travel to the Dark Forest and destroy the Wicked Witch Glinda’s wand to kill her so then Oz could be king. Oz agreed and set off with Finley. Along their journey, they discovered that China Town had been destroyed and all its citizens shattered by the flying baboons that the Wicked Witch sent after them while they were celebrating the arrival of Oz. The only survivor was a China Girl, and her legs were broken but Oz glued them back together. Oz tried to send China Girl away to the Emerald City, but she used crocodile tears to convince Oz to take her with him and Finley. They found Glinda in the Dark Forest, where Finley sneezed away Oz’s plan. He tried to steal Glinda’s wand, but she caught him and revealed that she was the Good Witch of the South. Glinda believed that Oz was the wizard and explained that evil Evanora of the East actually poisoned the king and blamed the murder on Glinda to make everyone believe she was the Wicked Witch when it was in fact Evanora. Glinda, Oz and the others ran from the baboons and Evanora’s army of Winkies that she sent after them. They jumped off a cliff to escape and were carried away inside bubbles to Glinda’s part of the kingdom. She was protecting its citizens, all of whom believed Oz was the wizard and would save them. Evanora spied on Oz and Glinda with her crystal ball, and she turned Theodora against Oz by telling her that he gave Evanora a music box as well and danced with her. Theodora realized that Oz hadn’t meant what he said about them ruling the kingdom together, so she had a broken heart and asked her sister Evanora to take her pain away. Evanora instructed Theodora to take a bite of an apple, and Theodora did so and realized that Evanora was the Wicked Witch. Theodora turned into an evil green-skinned witch on a broom and joined forces with sister Evanora. Glinda wanted Oz to lead an army of Quadlings, Tinkers and Munchkins into battle and defeat Evanora even though the people were mostly harmless and were forbidden to kill anyone. Theodora broke through the magic wall around the South area of the kingdom and threatened to return with an army to kill everyone. China Girl told Oz that she would wish to have her family back if he could grant wishes like the last wizard, and Oz couldn’t. China Girl decided that Oz was still a good wizard. Oz didn’t think they had a chance against Evanora and planned to leave but then he decided to use a magic trick book as his guide. The Quadlings were farmers, the Tinkers were builders and the Munchkins were singing and dancingdwarves, and Oz and Glinda used those talents to their advantage and worked with the people to build weapons and firepower. They distracted the flying baboons using scarecrow soldiers outside the Emerald Palace, and the baboons fell into eternal sleep when they fought the scarecrows in the poppy field. Glinda was carried away to the Palace by the remaining baboons, and China Girl followed with Glinda’s wand. Glinda was brought before Evanora in chains, and she zapped Glinda with her powers despite Glinda’s people’s protests. Oz and the others snuck their weapons into the Palace inside a carriage, and then everyone witnessed Oz loading the king’s gold into a hot-air balloon so they were convinced that he deceived them and was stealing the gold. Theodora shot the balloon down with a fireball to kill Oz, but he had disguised himself as a Winkie guard and was alive. Oz used a hologram machine and fireworks to appear to the evil witches and make them believe that he was a great and powerful wizard who would destroy them. China Girl brought Glinda’s wand to her and she freed herself.The witches were fooled, so Evanora ran into the Palace while Theodora flew away on her broom. Glinda and Evanora fought with their magic until Evanoralost the necklace that made her look young and she turned into her true self as an ugly witch. Glinda banished Evanora from the kingdom, and the baboons flew away with her. Oz set up his hologram display inside the Emerald Palace for when the witches returned, and then Oz handed out gifts to those that helped him. The Master Tinker received an item to help him rebuild the Emerald City that had been partly destroyed by the battle. Oz gave Knuck/Sourpuss the city herald a smile prop, Finley received Oz’s hat and friendship, and China Girl was happy to have everyone there as her family. Oz took witch Glinda behind the curtain to kiss her, and Knuck finally blew a fanfare on his instrument to celebrate. This movie had a budget of $250 million and grossed over $493 million at the box office. The movie cover art listed, Pete Hammond, Movieline “A dazzling brand-new classic.” 

  

DATE REVIEWED: 9/11/24

TITLE:  Monster House 

BOX OFFICE RATED: PG (This is not suitable for GOD’s children.)

PRODUCTION YEAR: 2006  Columbia Pictures / Relativity Media / Imagemovers / Amblin Entertainment / Sony Pictures Releasing/Steven Spielberg

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This cartoon movie takes place in the town of Mayville and began with a little girl around 4 years old named Eliza riding her tricycle alone all over the neighborhood. Her trike got stuck on the lawn of old man Horace Nebbercracker, who was angry so he came out of his house and broke the trike and screamed for Eliza to get off his lawn so she ran away scared down the street. Twelve-year-old Dustin James “DJ” Walters lived across the street from Horace and was convinced that there was something wrong with the dilapidated old house. DJ spent his time spying on elder Horace through a telescope in his bedroom, photographing him and keeping track of everything that landed on his lawn and he confiscated. DJ’s parents left on a trip and planned to be back the following night on Halloween. DJ didn’t plan to go trick-or-treating with his friend Charles “Chowder” Peterson, so they instead played basketball. The basketball landed on Horace’s lawn. Chowder convinced DJ to retrieve it. Horace upset that another unsupervised child made a mess on his front lawn. The elder man grabbed DJ, but the stress from the stolen peace caused him to have a heart attack and then Horace died. The ambulance took him away. Horace left behind a gold key that delinquent DJ took. Weirdly, DJ received calls from the Nebbercracker house (star sixty-nine the call), but nobody was there. DJ’s questionable teen babysitter Elizabeth “Zee” came over, but she was more interested in blasting heavy metal and controlling the house. The mean teen broke the rule and invited her crazy boyfriend, Bones, over that she met at the drive-thru and gave him her number. Bones licked tongued DJ’s stuffed bunny and tore open the head and yanked the stuffing out of it. Shortly after, Bones tried to feel Zee up so she kicked him out of the Walters’ house and Bones called the teen female a prude. Bones finished off his beer bottle and threw it onto Horace’s lawn and he tried to get the kite that Horace took away from Bones when he was a little kid that suddenly appeared in the doorway. Bones was lured into the haunted house and trapped inside. DJ was adamant that Horace was coming back to life and haunting his murderer (DJ), so DJ and Chowder investigated the house. The house came alive and the rug became its tongue and the doors its teeth. The house tried to swallow Chowder up, but he and DJ escaped into DJ’s house and bedroom where the two boys stayed up all night watching the neighbor’s house. The tweens never left the room and peed in bottles. Tween Jenny Bennett came to the door to get money and make a deal with the babysitter selling candy for her school Westbrook Prep so the trick-or-treaters wouldn’t trash a house that didn’t give them candy. Zee got kicked out of Westbrook, so she and Jenny negotiated a deal using the emergency cash the parents left behind. Jenny went to the Nebbercracker’s house next and the monster house tried to eat her up, so DJ and Chowder rescued her. They convinced Zee not to go to the Nebbercracker place, so babysitter Zee left the kids alone to go find Bones. DJ and Chowder both had a crush on Jenny and agreed to let her help them find out the secret of the monster house before Halloween so when the neighborhood kids went trick-or-treating they didn’t get eaten. Chowder’s dad called him, so Chowder told his dad to kiss his hairy butt and then Chowder hoped there was beer for him in the house. A dog peed on the Nebbercracker lawn and was swallowed up, so the kids called the police to report the dangerous monster in the houses. Doughnut and bear claw eating dopey cops Landers and Lister answered the call and didn’t believe the kids. DJ tried tempting the house into eating him, but the house ignored him so the officers left but threatened to arrest the kids if they messed with the house again. The tween trio went to see Reginald “Skull” Skulinski, a serious video gamer, pizza delivery guy and paranormal expert. Skull explained that Horace possessed the house and the kids needed to destroy it by putting out the fire in the furnace, which was the heart. Chowder stole cold medicine from his dad’s pharmacy, and the kids put the medicine inside a vacuum cleaner dummy. The dummy vacuum was sent to the door of the house in hopes the house would eat the dummy and fall asleep from the overdose of medicine. However, the dummy powered off when the police officers appeared to arrest the kids. The officers investigated the house despite the kids’ warnings, so the house swallowed up the police and the kids inside the squad car. The kids explored and found Horace’s stash of toys that he took from the kids over the years and a collection of explosives from his days on a demolition squad. DJ used the key he had found to unlock Horace’s dead wife Constance’s shrine in the basement, where her body was buried in cement. It was said that Horace fattened up his wife, Constance, and then ate her, but the kids didn’t believe that Horace killed Constance. DJ accidentally cracked the cement and Constance’s skeleton was exposed, and the sleeping house now woke up. The boys were almost swallowed for good, but Jenny grabbed the chandelier that acted as a uvula and the house vomited the trio up outside. DJ and Chowder argued about their plans going wrong and went separate ways. DJ was almost hit by an ambulance that was taking Horace home because he was alive with his left arm in a sling. DJ realized that the house was alive with Constance’s ghost and not Horace’s. Horace explained that he didn’t kill Constance and he fell in love with her when she was a circus attraction called The Giantess. Horace rescued Constance from the cage she was locked into and started building a house for them to live in. However, because of some gang of unsupervised kids, the mean kids egged Constance on Halloween, and she was upset with them. Constance was mad and tried to retaliate but ended up falling to her death in the unfinished basement hole and was buried in cement from the house construction supplies. Constance became the house, and Horace spent the next 45 years keeping people away so Constance wouldn’t attack them. Back in real time, Constance as the house, then uprooted herself from the ground and terrorized the neighborhood pulling down power lines. She went after the kids, and Horace distracted her and tried to calm her down and not hurt the kids. But then, Horace tried to blow Constance up with dynamite, but she grabbed him so Horace gave DJ the dynamite to finish Constance off. Chowder used a bulldozer he had keys to and hijacked it to attack the house and lure Constance to a crane. Jenny and DJ climbed to the top of the crane, where Jenny kissed DJ on the lips. DJ climbed out on the crane and threw the dynamite down the chimney where the heart of the house was. The house exploded at the heart of the house, and Constance’s ghost was released. Horace said goodbye to her and thanked the kids for freeing both of them. The neighborhood kids went trick-or-treating that Halloween night, and DJ, his friend and Horace gave back to them all the toys Horace had taken away including lil’ Eliza’s tricycle. Jenny went home with her mom, and Chowder boasted that Jenny grabbed his butt. DJ’s parents returned home and were clueless about everything that happened. DJ and Chowder agreed they were too old for trick-or-treating, but they went anyway. Bones emerged from the crater that was left behind when the house uprooted itself. This movie had a budget of $75 million and grossed over $141 million at the box office. The movie cover art listed, Ebert and Roeper, “Two very big thumbs up!” Shawn Edwards, FOX-TV, “The best animated feature of the year! It’s so much fun you’ll want to watch it again and again. Five stars.”

  

DATE REVIEWED: 9/10/24

TITLE:  Moondance Alexander

BOX OFFICE RATED: G (This is not suitable for GOD’s children.)

PRODUCTION YEAR: 2007  20th Century Fox / Fox Faith Films / Motion Picture Corporation of America / Riviera Films Production / Orchard Park Productions / Jordan Films

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This movie is inspired by a true story in a small Tennessee town. It began at the end of a high school year and start of summer break. Fifteen-year-old Moondance Alexander tried to get signatures for her yearbook. Her classmates and mean girls Rachel and Aubry refused to sign it, and Sara reluctantly did. Part of the hater girl gang, Megan Montgomery, refused to take Fiona Hughes’ gum, so Fiona put it in Moondance’s yearbook and signed it with a comment for Moondance to get fashion help. Josh Wilson wouldn’t sign the yearbook because of the gum, so Moondance left embarrassed and knocked over the trashcan accidentally as she tried escape the ungodly and awful teens. Moondance visited her dad’s, Alexander Leland, gravesite and told him her troubles. Moondance had a summer job delivering packages for Buck McClancy’s mercantile on her bicycle. On her way to deliver horse supplies to a local farm, she was interrupted from her job when a black-and-white pinto horse stopped her in the roadway. Moondance pet the horse and named him Checkers. Moondance brought Checkers home and put him in her mom’s art studio in the shed. Moondance’s mom, Gelsey, agreed to let the horse stay until Mr. McClancy found Checkers’ owner. Gelsey wasn’t pleased when Moondance tried to ride the unpredictable Checkers as it was dangerous and knew nothing about the large animal. Mr.McClancy arrived the next morning with his truck and horse trailer to pick Checkers up and take him to his owner Dante Longpre, at Tumbleweed Stables. Moondance then left to deliver the package from the previous day of horse supplies to another rancher and put the store package in the USPS mailbox (federal crime) as her boss told her to do. Moondance then ran over a rock and her bike went off the road outside Tumbleweed. Moondance then trespassed and wandered around the Tumbleweed farm property. Dante wasn’t pleased that she was inside his barn with Checkers when the adult male (drinking problem) arrived on site. He told her that the male horse was called Tinkerbell. Moondance convinced Dante to let her have a second summer job at his place and she would take care of the horses in exchange for riding Tinkerbell. Dante agreed to call his horse Checkers since Moondance believed that Tinkerbell wasn’t a good name for a male, even though Tinkerbell was the horse’s name when Dante bought him. In town, Fiona and Megan were mean to Moondance again because they thought they were better with fashion and she wasn’t. Freddie took pictures of Moondance’s bike with the flat tire to post somewhere on his social media. Inside the mercantile Moondance ran into Josh…very short-skirt outfitted Fiona’s wannabe boyfriend. Gelsey decided to meet Dante one time before she agreed to let her young daughter, Moondance, work alone with him at his remote stables. Gelsey was somewhat concerned about Moondance’s lack of two-legged friends, but not so much because she saw how happy her daughter was (nothing like the gang of mean teens) with her four-legged friend, Checkers. Gelsey went out on a date with Ben, an adult student at the art school and gallery she owned. Moondance tried to talk her out of going because she didn’t want her dad to be replaced, and Gelsey reassured Moondance that she would always love her deceased husband but she had to move on with her life. Dante noticed that Moondance wasn’t herself, so with him on another horse, he took her and Checkers out for a trail ride. Moondance ran into Megan and Fiona, who rode at Devonshire. The girls were champion show jumpers and didn’t think Checkers could jump like their blue-blood horses, but Dante argued that Checkers could and it was how he repeatedly escaped from his pasture. Moondance discovered that Dante used to be a champion show jumper, and he didn’t want to talk about it because the bad choices he made in his life like drinking ruined his reputation and got rid of his customers. Dante agreed to switch Moondance’s western saddle out with an English one so she could learn how to jump. Gelsey had invited Ben over to the house to eat one of her extreme health-food vegetarian dinners. Moondance forgot, and she was shocked to discover that Josh (her boy crush) was Ben’s son and embarrassed to be seen by them in her barn clothes. Josh later revealed to Moondance during alone time after dinner that his mom left him and Ben to go to Miami with her boyfriend. Fiona and Megan were entering the Bow River Classic hunter jumping division that Fiona was the champion of, and they suggested that Moondance enter with Checkers. Moondance took it literally, but Dante believed that Checkers wouldn’t be judged fairly because he wasn’t a show horse. Moondance talked Dante into it and he continued training her and Checkers. Moondance and Gelsey bought affordable rubber boots and secondhand competition clothes at the mercantile. Moondance then found Checkers down in his stall with colic. Dante called the vet, who predicted that Checkers wouldn’t make it through the morning if he didn’t get up soon. Gelsey came over to Dante’s with dinner, and Moondance was upset that her best friend was sick. She encouraged Checkers to get up, and he eventually did and was recovered enough to enter the competition. Moondance, Dante and Mr. McClancy went to Bow River horse jumper competition sponsored by Ariat. Gelsey, Ben and Josh came to watch. Fiona and Megan trash-talked Moondance’s clothes, so Dante gave Moondance a pep talk about the insecure mean girls who hated and ganged up on and abused their target to win competitions. Freddie tried to sit with Josh and bash the riders, so Josh told him to leave and he sat with the other mean girls. The audience booed Moondance and Checkers and some judges disapproved and the announcers mentioned how Dante fell from popularity when one of his riders crashed through a jump and was injured. Everyone changed their tunes after Moondance and Checkers delivered a flawless performance that was as good as Fiona and Megan’s despite Moondance not having a pedigree horse and expensive clothes. A female judge dissed Checkers because he was a pinto and not as formal as the other jumpers, but the other judges disagreed. Fiona and Moondance tied for first place, and Megan didn’t place in any of the six rankings because of a faulty lead change despite her otherwise flawless ride. Fiona’s trainer congratulated Dante on his training job well done, and another teen competitor Shannon McGinnis won second place and said she would start riding at Tumbleweed. Moondance decided to give Ben a chance and invited him and Josh to the winner’s banquet. The audience applauded the unlikely winners, and Moondance put her ribbon on her dad’s grave before she and Checkers galloped off into the sunset. 

  

DATE REVIEWED: 9/10/24

TITLE:  Maid in Manhattan 

BOX OFFICE RATED: PG-13 (This is not suitable for GOD’s children.)

PRODUCTION YEAR: 2002 Columbia Tristar Pictures / Revolution Studios / Red Om Films / Sony Pictures Releasing

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This movie takes place in Manhattan, New York where Marisa Ventura worked as a maid at the high-dollar Beresford Hotel. Marisa’s 10-year-old son, Ty, was nervous about giving a presidential speech at school, and he expected mom Marisa and his unstable dad, Marcus, to show up for it. After dropping her son off at public school, Mr. Monty Keef Townsend, the security camera guy, showed co-worker Marisa at the hotel the footage of Mr. Monty locked out of his Charles Suite by his wife. Charles was naked with his bare butt exposed to the camera, so Marisa made a call and sent Charles a robe. There was an assistant manager job opening at the hotel and Marisa was skeptical of ever getting it because she was a mere maid. The maids were instructed by their high ranking bosses to make sure that the needs and requests of the high-paying guests were catered to, and that meant doing special favors for them. Assemblyman Chris Marshall considered following in his dad’s footsteps by running for senator. Marisa helped stop the bleeding when the head butler, Lionel Bloch, cut his hand in Chris’s hotel bathroom. Lionel left the suite afterward. Marisa soon followed the butler after the maid was embarrassed when Chris came into the bathroom and unzipped his pants to use the toilet not noticing her cleaning the bathtub. Marisa was then sent to a fancy store to buy pantyhose for wealthy hotel guest (British) Caroline Lane. The store clerk, Leezette, was beyond rude to the maid and ignored Marisa to take a phone call so Marisa schooled on providing customer service to all...equally without discriminating. As it turned out, Marcus a no-show to Ty’s event and was in Miami and couldn’t make it to Ty’s speech, so Marisa and her mom, Veronica, went to the school function. Young Ty gave his speech about Richard Nixon’s ties with China being positive with a blue-white-and-red presidents banner in the background. Ty was visibly upset though so he couldn’t get through the rest of his speech and walked off stage without finishing. Since her son wasn’t able to stay with Marcus for the weekend, Marisa left Ty with Lily Kim at the hotel. Ty wandered off inside the hotel and met Assemblyman Chris. Ty was worried about the character of Chris running as a Republican because Nixon was a lying Republican. Ty and Chris asked Marisa if they could go for a walk with Chris’s large dog Rufus. Marisa was in Caroline’s hotel room and had on Caroline’s $5,000 Dolce clothes that her friend and fellow maid, Stephanie Kehoe, convinced her to try on before she returned the clothes to the store for the hotel guest. Chris was deceived and believed that Marisa was Caroline and she was staying in the Park Suite, so Marisa played along and went to the park and zoo with Ty and Chris as Caroline (son played along too). Chris explained to Ty that he held a paper clip in his hand to help settle his nerves when he gave speeches, and he gave Ty one so he could do the same and hold it in his hand too. Chris invited Caroline (Marisa) to a black-tie dinner for a literacy campaign where each plate cost $2,500, but Marisa turned him down because she was busy with work. Chris sent a luncheon invitation to the Park Suite in hopes of meeting Marisa (Caroline) again but the invitation went to the real Caroline. Meanwhile, the hotel owner John Bextrum and female in charge Paula Burns announced that they picked Marisa to be assistant manager and planned to put her through a six-week training program since they needed the position filled immediately (without conducting interviews and adhering to fair hiring practices in order to fill the open position). As it turned out, co-worker Stephanie had filled out the application for Marisa, but Marisa had to add her social security number and her mom’s maiden name on the spot since Stephanie didn’t know Marisa’s info so she left that off Marisa’s job application when Stephanie forged and then submitted it in secret in Marisa’s name. Marisa was angry with Stephanie for what she did, even though Marisa talked about being a manager for years. Stephanie explained that Stephanie only submitted Marisa’s application because Stephanie’s inside friend, who worked with the human resource employees and department hiring managers, promised Stephanie that she would make certain that Marisa got hired for the open position. The front-page local NY newspaper the next day featured a paparazzi photo of assemblyman Chris, Marisa (in Caroline’s rented designer clothing) and Ty. Marisa was worried that someone at the hotel would recognize her. Chris’s advisor Jerry Siegel was angry that he would have to cover for Chris and supply The London Times, The Washington Post and the Chicago Sun with details about the mystery lady because they all wanted to know who Chris was supposedly having a romantic relationship with. Caroline (real one) accepted the lunch invite that Chris sent to her suite, and Marisa gave her advice about what to wear since Marisa was there and didn’t want the female dressing in see through clothing showing her bra as Caroline had planned. Marisa and Lionel worked the luncheon serving in Chris in his Marshall Suite, and Marisa tried to stay hidden from Chris who was shocked that it was the real Caroline he dined with and not Marisa. Chris found Marisa after she left work and gave her his phone number, and Ty blabbed his mom’s last name so Chris could find them again. Marisa was seriously offended after Chris planned to give a speech about the people in the Bronx projects without knowing what it was really like to live there like Marisa did because she said she grew up there. Jerry (advisor) talked to Lionel (head butler) about the Marisa-Chris problem. Lionel (hotel butler) covered for Marisa (hotel maid) and told her to attend the party that Chris invited her to and end her relationship with him until she became manager. Marisa (still posing as Caroline and lied that she changed hotels) wore expensive clothes and jewelry to the event while Ty stayed with co-worker Stephanie. Jerry tried to keep Marisa and Chris apart, but they danced and the real Caroline was there and figured out that maid Marisa was putting one over on Chris. Marisa left the party and tried to end it with Chris, but they (fake Caroline and Chris) kissed and later went back to the republican’s hotel room and had sex. The next morning the real Caroline and her girlfriend Rachel Hoffberg spotted Marisa still wearing the high-dollar necklace she wore at the party. Caroline took it to Bextrum and they reviewed camera footage which revealed maid Marisa stole Caroline’s clothes. Keef (security officer) was scolded for not noticing it or reporting it. Caroline called assemblyman Chris over and informed Chris that Marisa stole her clothes and her identity because the female Brit was upset Chris wouldn’t date her. Marisa confirmed what happened and confessed to Chris that she was a hotel maid, and then Bextrum fired her. Lionel got in trouble as well, and he ended up quitting and realized he should have done years before. The real Caroline tried to invite Chris out to lunch, but he refused and chased after Marisa. The lovers’ spat in public that followed was exploited by the paparazzi. Marisa told Chris that the feelings when they were together were real and she had planned to give him up the previous night but she couldn’t (thus had sex with him instead). Veronica (grandma) took care of Ty while her daughter, Marisa was out dating and getting fired, and once home, she scolded Marisa for going out with Chris and losing her job. Veronica wanted Marisa to take a job cleaning houses with Senora Rodriguez, but Marisa announced that she would get a job another hotel maid job and then apply for the manager position there when she got the opportunity because she wasn’t cleaning anymore houses. As she left the home, the press bombarded Marisa with questions about her argument with Chris, which was put on the newspaper’s front page. Marisa was soon hired at the Roosevelt hotel. Chris was back in town around Christmastime and had a press conference about his run for Senate scheduled at Marisa’s new Roosevelt  hotel. Chris told the reporters that his private life was none of their business and they were wrong for exploiting Marisa and Ty. Ty missed Chris and thought it was meant to be that they go see him (Ty saw newspaper about Chris being at the Roosevelt), but Marisa argued that Chris was no longer part of their lives and to forget about him. However, Ty skipped school and went to the Roosevelt hotel, where he held a paper clip and suggested that Chris give Marisa a second chance even after she lied because politicians got second chances. Jerry didn’t want Chris to go after Marisa because it was career suicide, but Chris left with Ty. The news people were involved and were hot on their heels through the staff quarters, but Chris and Ty locked the reporters out of the room so Chris and Marisa could talk. The reporters soon got the door opened and live footage of Marisa and Chris kissing after they made amends so the maid staff at Beresford cheered on their ex-coworker. Chris was later elected senator, and Marisa became hotel manager at Beresford and recruited and promoted Stephanie and her other maid friends from her previous employment. This movie had a budget of $55 million and grossed over $154 million at the box office. The movie cover art listed, Ebert & Roeper, “Two thumbs up!” Pat Collins, WWOR-TV “The best romantic comedy since Pretty Woman.” Neil Rosen, NY1, “Romantic! Funny! Uplifting!” 

DATE REVIEWED: 9/9/24

TITLE:  When Billie Beat Bobby 

BOX OFFICE RATED: PG (This is not suitable for GOD’s children.)

PRODUCTION YEAR: 2001 Miramax Films / Alliance Atlantis Communications / Cherry Alley Productions / ABC Network 

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]:  1 

REASON: This movie is based on a true story about Billie Jean Moffit (King) in her younger years. She wanted to dress like the boys and play football with them in a time that it was unheard of for girls to do that. Billie’s parents insisted that she play tennis, and she was so good that she beat all the boys but they were sore losers so from then on she only played girls and she became a professional tennis player. In 1972 when feminism still wasn’t popular, the women curtsied for the Queen at Wimbledon. Billie was married to Larry King, a lawyer and her manager. Margaret Court was an Australian and the number one female tennis player in the world, and married to Barrymore Court. Chris Evert was a female player on her way to the top. Bobby Riggs, a semi-retired male star tennis player and Wimbledon winner, wasn’t aware of women’s lib going on, but he took notice of Billie’s attitude during her games. Bobby wanted to play a publicized tennis match with female Billie (battle of the sexes), but she wasn’t interested so Bobby asked other female tennis players to help him out and later Bobby planned to play in the Virginia Slims tournament. Billie asked the other female tennis players to sign a petition that would help female players get the same pay as men because currently men made $25,000 versus women only $10,000. Margaret refused to sign the petition because her husband Barry had enough money. Bobby asked Chris’s dad, Jimmy, to let her play against Bobby, but Jimmy refused. Billie met with the all-male tennis association and declared that the female players were the ones who drew the crowds at tournaments and not the men and the women wouldn’t play if the money issue wasn’t fix by the next year. Billie lived in Hilton Head, South Carolina and Bobby lived in Las Vegas. Not one to give up, Bobby challenged Billie to a match in which she would win a $5,000 check. Billie’s husband Larry tried to convince Billie to do it for publicity, but she refused. Bobby asked Margaret to play a tennis game against him and she agreed to a match where she would get $40,000 if she won. Margaret and Bobby played in San Diego on Mother’s Day in 1973. People from the US, London, Australia, Japan, Mexico and Canada watched the match, and there were more people watching than died in WWII. Billie and her friend Rosie Casals traveled from Tokyo to Honolulu, and Billie convinced the flight attendant to bet a month’s salary against the pilot that Margaret would win.Men and women were pitted against each other all over the world, and there was friction between spouses, family, friends, and co-workers as they argued about which sex was better and bets were made. As it turned out, Margaret lost miserably to Bobby, and Billie knew from Margaret’s expression after she took the roses from Bobby that she planned on losing. Billie was able to get the majority of female tennis players to sign a petition so they and the following generations of women tennis players could make millions, and the female players ended up getting their association so Billie was ecstatic. Not long after, Jerry Perenchio, the TV producer, offered Bobby $150,000 to play Chris, but Bobby insisted on playing Billie so Billie agreed. Larry King closed the deal with Jerry in person, but Jerry refused to give Billie licensing and declared that Bobby was the champion of women. Larry and Jerry watched as Billie won Wimbledon on TV. Billie called her parents and her mom told her daughter not to go up against men anymore, and Billie didn’t like to hear that in her adulthood any better then she did in childhood so she ended the call. Jerry announced to the public that ABC Sports was paying $750,000 for the rights to broadcast Billie and Bobby’s match at the Houston Astrodome on September 20th. The tennis association announced that for the first time ever, female players would win as much prize money as men at the US Open. Margaret was the face chosen to represent it. In the ten-days leading up to the tournament, Billie spent her time practicing tennis against a man. Bobby spent more time hustling people out of money because he was convinced that it would be an easy win against Billie. Bobby practiced in a dress, wearing men’s lib t-shirts, drinking beer, using a frying pan instead of a racket and holding balloons in one hand. He wanted to remain king, so he refused to let Billie do any of the promotions. Rosie told Billie that Bobby would get a split of the gate and it was no longer 50/50, so Billie screamed at Jerry on the phone that she was backing out of the match. Jerry went to Hilton Head to visit Billie, and he brought along on his jet a group of men who he was trying to convince to sign a contract. Jerry assured Billie that she was getting the same pay as Bobby and Jerry’s young daughter was betting on Billie. Billie and Bobby arrived at the Astrodome for the Battle of the Sexes tennis match. Bobby did to Billie what he did to Margaret making her feel inferior and telling her what was good for her game. The other female players didn’t offer any encouraging words and instead trashed Billie behind her back. Bobby claimed that celebrities and foreign princes were betting millions on him to win and Billie to lose, and Bobby was accused of betting his money on Billie to win (he would lose on purpose and cash in) but he denied it. The elderly wanted middle-aged Bobby to win so there would be hope for the old.  Billie did a commercial for a Rainbow curling iron for money on the side, and it included Bobby. Billie and Bobby were carried into the Astrodome on floats. Prior to the game for added drama for the huge crowd watching worldwide, Billie gave Bobby a small (chauvinist) live pig. Bobby, promoting Sugar Daddy, gave Billie a lollipop that she could suck it on all year. Billie and Bobby played three sets, and she made him run for the ball while he failed to serve the ball. As the game progressed, people changed their bets and the stakes got higher. Bobby’s fans were angry with him every time Billie won a set. In the end, Billie won the match. Everyone who bet on female Billie to win against male Bobby then collected his or her huge payouts. The women who watched the Houston battle of the sexes match went on to be politicians, judges, doctors, athletes, business executives and lawyers because women were now equal to men. The movie was released months prior to 9/11. The movie cover art listed, New York Magazine “Hunter steals our hearts.” Time Magazine “Refreshing.” Yahoo! “Hunter delivers a spunky, no-nonsense performance.” 

  

DATE REVIEWED: 9/8/24

TITLE:  Monsters vs. Aliens 

BOX OFFICE RATED: PG (This is not suitable for GOD’s children).

PRODUCTION YEAR: 2009 Dreamworks Animation SKG / Paramount Pictures

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This cartoon movie began with two government workers stationed at an outpost in Antarctica and they spotted a meteorite on their equipment made of Quantonium hurtling towards Modesto, California. Susan Murphy lived in Modesto and was engaged to Derek Dietl, an early morning TV weatherman who announced on TV that he and Susan were getting married later that same day. Susan’s girlfriends woke her up at 5 a.m. to watch Derek’s TV station and him profess his love to her live on air. However, Derek told Susan a few hours later right before their wedding that he was taking a job in Fresno and wanted Susan to go there with him instead of on a honeymoon to Paris and Susan wasn’t happy about it. Derek walked off to go inside the church for the ceremony and left his bride to be out in the gazebo. Soon a meteorite appeared outside, so frightened Susan ran in the direction it was headed (instead of away) and it struck her. Susan’s mom, Wendy, found her daughter all dirty but cleaned her up quickly and took her inside the church to get married, but the wedding never happened. Inside the church, Susan started glowing green and her brown hair turned white, and she grew to a height of almost 50 feet and destroyed the church. A military unit was on scene immediately, led by General W.R. Monger, believed that Susan was a dangerous monster so they sedated her by shooting her with a needle and took her to a secret facility where monsters had been imprisoned for the past 50 years so the public wouldn’t know they existed. Susan was locked into a cell where she would spend the rest of her life without communication to the outside world. Her prison mates were a group of monsters. B.O.B. (Benzoate Ostylezene Bicarbonate) was a blob that was created when a genetically and chemically altered tomato and ranch desert topping were combined. Dr. Herbert Cockroach used to be a human scientist until he built a machine and tested it on himself in hopes of giving humans a cockroach’s ability to survive. The experiment went wrong and he ended up as a human-like cockroach. The Missing Link was a 20,000-year-old fish/ape/man who was thawed out of ice by scientists and went on a rampage at his watering hole in Cocoa Beach, Florida. Insectosaurous was a bug that was turned into a 350-foot-tall monster using radiation and he attacked Tokyo. Susan was now known as Ginormica. B.O.B. believed that Ginormica was male because she had boobs like male Link, but Dr. Cockroach was adamant that Ginormica was female. He built a machine and tried to turn Ginormica back to normal but he had no success. Gallaxhar was an evil alien in the galaxy, and he sent a robotic probe to Earth to capture Ginormica so he could extract the super-powerful Quantonium from her body and use it for his own needs. The probe landed on Earth near Katie and Cuthbert, who were on a date. She went to investigate the landing, and Cuthbert followed and broke his ankle. The military surrounded the probe while President Hathaway played a synthesized keyboard. The probe proved that it did not come in peace and tried to attack the military, and they retaliated with firepower and missiles that did not affect the probe. The military retreated, and Hathaway didn’t want to be known as the president who was in office when the world ended so the government officials debated what to do with the robot. One government person suggested that they sacrifice the elderly to it, another wanted to give the robot a green card to make him an American citizen and a third wondered what Oprah would do. Hathaway gave the go-ahead for Monger to let the monsters battle the aliens and defeat them, and if the monsters succeeded they would be granted their freedom from prison. The monsters were taken to San Francisco to confront the probe. The city was in the process of being evacuated, and the probe went after Ginormica on the Golden Gate Bridge. Link, Dr. Cockroach and B.O.B. were mostly useless, so Ginormica held the probe off and was able to destroy it when the Golden Gate Bridge collapsed and severed the head of the probe. Gallaxhar went to Earth to retrieve the Quantonium. Monger took the monsters to Modesto, where Ginormica visited her parents Wendy and Carl. They held a party but the monsters wrecked it. Ginormica still believed that she and Derek were together, so she went to see him and he ended their relationship because she was a monster and Derek’s job was more important than having a life with Ginormica. She decided that she didn’t need Derek, and then she was captured by Gallaxhar’s mothership, which zapped Insectosaurous and killed him. Ginormica went after Gallaxhar and attacked him, but he was able to extract the Quantonium from Ginorica and turn her into Susan again. Alien Gallaxhar had destroyed his home planet and now used the quantonium and his cloning machine to make a clone army of himself to take over Earth. Gallaxhar sent a transmission to everyone on Earth and explained that they would all die within 24 hours and those who survived would become his slaves and suffer experiments. That caused pandemonium, so Monger sent the monsters to the alien mothership to stop Gallaxhar and rescue Susan, who Gallaxhar sent to the incinerator. The monsters disguised themselves as clones, and Gallaxhar believed they were members of his army and gave B.O.B. a gun, and the monster shot Gallaxhar with it and temporarily disabled the alien. Gallaxhar figured out what the monsters were up to and sent his clones after them, and the monsters fought them off. Dr. Cockroach had a Ph.D. in dance and used dancing to break Gallaxhar’s computer’s color code and set the ship to self-destruct in six minutes. Link, Dr. Cockroach and B.O.B. were trapped inside the ship when the doors closed. Susan used the Quantonium to turn herself into Ginormica again, and she stopped Gallaxhar from leaving the ship. She and her monster friends then escaped with Monger on the back of Insectosaurous, who was alive and he had turned into a butterfly. Gallaxhar’s alien mother ship exploded with him and his clone army onboard. Insecto took everyone back to Modesto, where Derek wanted an interview with Ginormica so he could get a better job and time slot in New York. Ginormica wasn’t buying it and tossed ex-Derek into the air, and B.O.B. swallowed him and spit him back out. General Monger announced that a snail had been nuclearized into a monster called Escargantua, so the General recruited Ginormica and she was happy to finally go to Paris where she and the rest of her ex-prison monster gang went to stop the giant snail on the government’s payroll. This movie had a budget of $175 million and grossed over $381 million at the box office. The movie cover art listed, Sandy Kenyon, WABC-TV “A++ A monster hit!” Bill Bregoli “a monstrously good time for all!”

  

DATE REVIEWED: 9/8/24

TITLE:  The Lost Treasure of Sawtooth Island 

BOX OFFICE RATED: PG (This is not suitable for GOD’s children.)

PRODUCTION YEAR: 1999 Sterling Entertainment/Picaroon Film Associates/Mainline Releasing 

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This movie began with Ben Quinn, his teenage grandson, Danny, and Ben’s fellow sailor, Toby Weems, going out on Ben’s boat to do work. Ben raised Danny after Danny’s mom and dad both died. Ben also looked after Danny’s friend, Rufe. Teen Danny was obsessed with Picaroon’s gold and the maps from his dad’s treasure-hunting days, but Ben made a bargain with Danny not to think about the treasure until he graduated high school in two years. Picaroon was an Irish pirate from the 1800s, and the legend stated that three mobsters led by Antonio Brigatti robbed the pirate’s gold and jewels from a Chicago museum. The mob set out on Lake Michigan in their boat the Morning Sun, but the boat sank near the Sawtooth Islands and the treasure was lost. A group of Native American fisherman rescued the mobsters from the shipwreck and drew them a 10-mile reef map depicting where the Morning Sun sunk. Back in present day, Ben and Danny had been trying to restore the Madeline sailboat that belonged to Danny’s dad, but now Ben wanted to sell the boat and Danny wasn’t happy about it. Crazy Doc Herbert Biehler tried to ram into Ben’s boat out on the lake. It was said that Danny’s dad drowned at Rooster Island when he and Doc went looking for Picaroon’s treasure, and Ben blamed Doc for the death because he used faulty maps. Toby brought along his niece, Smokey Jeanne, and hid her out onboard with Danny and Rufe’s help and out of Ben’s sight because teen female Smokey supposedly robbed a liquor store back in her home state. Ben suited up and then went diving to do his work, but something heavy fell on top of him and the rope connecting him to the crew snapped. They weren’t able to rescue Grandpa Ben underneath the water and he died. After Ben’s funeral, Sheriff Rowlands and another sheriff tried to repossess all of Ben’s belongings including his boat and trailer claiming that he didn’t make payments on them. Toby was leasing property from Ben and was manhandled by the police when he protested. The police planned to put Danny in foster care, so he ran off to the Madeline boat. Danny encountered Reb, another treasure-hunter who went with Danny’s dad and Doc along with Toby. Reb gave Danny one piece of the legendary medallion and instructed him to find the other two pieces, put them together and then use the medallion and the 10-mile reef map to find the treasure. Reb predicted that Danny would have to sword fight the One-Eyed Banshee who guarded the treasure in order to get it. Smokey, Rufe and Toby caught up to Danny and didn’t believe that he saw Reb because Doc had sent Reb to Egypt to find the medallion and Reb died there. Danny convinced everyone to run away and find the treasure so Danny and Rufe didn’t end up in foster care, and Toby wouldn’t end up in a senior home and delinquent Smokey wouldn’t go to jail. The foursome set out on Lake Michigan in the Madeline. Danny planned to get help from Doc even though Ben had warned him to stay away from Doc. Teens Danny and Smokey visited Doc. Doc turned on the kids and demanded to have Danny’s piece of the medallion. Doc and Danny had a sword fight, and then the psychotic Doc chased Danny and Smokey back to the boat and they left. They encountered Peter Brand and his basset hound dog Rosalie (Rosa-Lee on the back of the movie packaging only, but not spelled that way in the cast on the actual film) in a sailboat, and Peter knew Smokey’s name but she didn’t know how. Smokey discovered that their piece of the medallion matched up to Half Moon Island on the map. They headed to the island. Danny and Smokey explored the lighthouse where it was said the mobsters hid the second piece. They countered Brigatti, the madman head mobster who had the second piece and claimed that his buddy Johnny was hiding out on an island with the third piece. Danny and Smokey led Brigatti to believe that Johnny was coming after him to get his piece, so mobster Brigatti threw the medallion piece into the lake and tried to stab the teens with his knife. Brigatti then fell over the railing of the lighthouse and died when he landed hard on the ground. Danny and Smokey went snorkeling to try and find the medallion piece in the lake that Brigatti got rid of. They had no success, but Toby was able to find it. Smokey claimed that she didn’t but her friends robbed the liquor store, and she was only visiting Toby to get away from her family because her dad stayed unemployed and wrecked his family so he could try to find the treasure with Danny’s dad. Smokey said her mom then got sick. Smokey admitted she knew things that nobody else did because she started having dreams about things surrounding the treasure a year before. Doc, his teenage daughter, Angel, and her Mother (wheelchair) then stole the map and threw Toby and Rufe overboard before leaving on their own boat. Peter appeared again and announced that he would tell them everything if Danny could beat him at a sword fight. Danny lost, so Peter taught him how to sword fight and used music and stories to teach them about the words “Mystery, Magic and Mayhem” which Danny had seen tattooed on Reb’s arm. Danny thought that Peter was the One-Eyed Banshee and was after the medallion, but Peter denied it and then left with Rosalie abruptly. Peter took the pieces of the medallion and left a note declaring that he was going to find the treasure. Toby and the teens were still determined to find the last piece of the medallion before Peter did, so they rowed ashore an island and followed Rosalie to find Peter. The hound led them to a tree, which Danny climbed. Danny found the skeleton of the mobster Johnny and the medallion. Three Native American children then found the crew and took them to Edward Morningfish. He explained that he was one of the fishermen who rescued the mobsters and drew the map, and the fishermen did so because the mob promised to build a Native American school and library for the native children using the treasure. However, the map itself was useless because no one knew where the Morning Sun went down. Edward handed over the two stolen pieces of the medallion that the fishermen found when Peter’s sailboat hit the rocks and wrecked. When the three pieces of the medallion were put together, they spelled out “Polar Star,” which was the emblem from a fridge. Toby and the teens left and encountered Peter with his sailboat still intact. Danny discovered that Peter had Reb’s tattoo and he disguised himself as Reband appeared to Danny to lead him on a wild goose chase. Peter left, and then Toby and the teens found a shipwreck on an island. The ship had a name similar to that of the Morning Sun, so they thought that Brigatti hid the treasure on that ship to lead people in the wrong direction looking for the Morning Sun. They figured out that the treasure was hidden inside a Polar Star fridge that would have sunk to the bottom of the lake. Danny dove with a metal detector to find the fridge even though Smokey tried to talk him out of it. Danny found the refrigerator, but then Doc appeared and took the teens and Toby hostage. They were put inside a small boat in the water that was beside Doc’s large yacht and tied up. Doc lifted the fridge out of the water using a winch attached to his boat and planned to take the treasure for himself. Danny and Doc had a sword fight and it ended when Angel tried to stab Danny with a knife but ended up stabbing her dad (Doc) in the heart. Father and daughter both fell into the water and never surfaced again. Mother (standing up and walking around fine on both legs) then fought Danny with swords because she was not wheelchair-bound as she led people to believe and her legs and she was not handicap. Mother went overboard during the fight, and evil excuse for a mom turned into her true self…the One-Eyed Banshee and disappeared beneath the waves. Peter reappeared and revealed that he was a ghost and he was Smokey’s great-great-grandfather. He admitted that he knew the treasure was in the fridge and he wanted Toby and the parentless teens to have the riches. Peter then gave Danny the box of his dad’s things and left Rosalie with them and disappeared on the water. They opened the fridge and were over the moon to discover that it was full of filled with bars of gold and priceless jewels and they were set for life. 

  

DATE REVIEWED: 9/7/24

TITLE:  Love Birds 

BOX OFFICE RATED: NR (This is not suitable for GOD’s children.)

PRODUCTION YEAR: 2019  WOWNOW Entertainment / SC Movies Australia

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This cartoon movie takes place in the town of Fernville, where love trumped everything. Marshall and Mimi were two love birds who planned to sing a song at the upcoming Valentine’s Day concert. Ronda, the ape, wanted a preview, but she agreed to wait for the performance at the concert. Tiny, the hippo, wrote a love song to Emmet, the newt she was in love with, and Ace the talent scout bug came from the city to hear Tiny. Ace was mean spirited and thought it a waste of time and made Tiny feel uncomfortable. However, Ace advised Tiny to audition for his employer Mr. Marlon Whatnot, the owner of the record company who could make Tiny famous. Tiny told Ronda that she wasn’t going to the audition because she it was too much pressure for her stage fright and she only wanted to profess her love in song to Emmet. Marshall and Mimi thought Tiny was crazy for not auditioning, so they convinced her to go. Mr. Whatnot told Ace he could have his own office if Tiny’s audition went okay. Ronda and Tiny went to the audition, where Mr. Whatnot didn’t want to hear Ronda’s commentary and bashed Tiny’s song because it was personal love letter to Emmet and not universal for all. However, Mr. Whatnot thought Tiny had potential so he signed her to a contract and planned to have her song rewritten to something she could perform at the concert tryouts. Mr. Whatnot insisted that Tiny remake her image and go by Pond Skum. Lil Wings Fresh Quills was the hotshot rapper eagle who rapped about having the influenza (in 2019 right before the actual ChinaVirus was spread worldwide) and who was already signed to the Whatnot record label. Marshall and Mimi were worried that Lil Wings might try to get rid of his competition at the tryouts. Mr. Whatnot and Ace wanted to start a feud between Lil Wings’s fans and Tiny’s fans for media attention, but Lil Wings suggested that they cancel Valentine’s Day and replace it with Lil Wings Day to celebrate himself. The tryouts were suspected to be rigged with cronyism, so the animals threatened to riot if they didn’t make the cut. Marshall and Mimi performed their song about being best friends (not in “love” male and female love birds). Tiny’s new rewritten song was, “Six Feet Under,” about hunting down, biting and putting a no-good rat victim disgrace in the ground six feet under. Tiny was booed, but everyone cheered for Lil Wings’ hip-hop. Mr. Whatnot then publicly canceled the Valentine’s concert and bought the town square to hold a mega concert featuring Lil Wings in addition to more concerts on the other holidays to make money. Ace jacked up the prices of all the concessions that would be offered at the concert and planned to charge the attendees $25 for a bottle of water. Marshall, Mimi, Tiny and Ronda planned to save Valentine’s Day by recruiting Cupid to help them since Cupid was as real as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Mr. Whatnot hired Tony Riptide the shark as an insurance policy to keep the citizens of Fernville in line and make sure they didn’t riot against Mr. Whatnot. Tiny and Ronda stayed in Fernville to make sure Mr. Whatnot and his goons didn’t tear down the Valentine’s concert stagethat Dave the groundhog built. Cupid was hard to find because people were now more interested in fighting than love, but Harper the giraffe gave Marshall and Mimi directions to the savanna. Marshall passed out but Mimi revived him, and then they found boy Cupid, who was naked front and back and mistakenly thought they were there so he could shoot Marshall with an arrow and make him fall in love with Mimi. The birds informed Cupid that all of his merchandise would be replaced with Lil Wings merchandise if Valentine’s Day was gone, so Cupid agreed to help. Cupid shot Lil Wings with an arrow during his concert, and he started rapping nonsensical lyrics about killing Valentine’s Day so the crowd booed him and wanted refunds. Mr. Whatnot refused, but Valentine’s Day was back on. Cupid did Marshall and Mimi a favor and shot Emmet with an arrow so he would fall in love with Tiny and she wouldn’t have to sing him a song. 

  

DATE REVIEWED: 9/6/24

TITLE:  Runnin’ From My Roots 

BOX OFFICE RATED: NR (This is not suitable for GOD’s children.)

PRODUCTION YEAR: 2017 SP Releasing LLC / Silver Lining Pictures / Nandar Entertainment

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This movie is about country singer Faith Winters, in Nashville, Tennessee. Faith had a live show and then backstage two young children, Abigail and Vivian, visited Faith alone in her room, as their parents waited in the car. Faith gave them daisies and then they left. Faith wasn’t happy with her career or the lifestyle of long 12-hour days that went with it. Faith went to a bar later that night in disguise, and honkey tonk singer Jay tried to talk to her but she was rude to him at the bar so he told the people her real identity. Everyone took pictures of Faith on their cell phones so the next day Faith was plastered on the front page of IT magazine in a bad publicity kind of way.  Faith was about to go on another tour with her manager Randy Miller. Faith’s manager and fiancé, Cameron Somers, advised her to work with Seth Ingram, the head of Clearwater Records, so she could use her bad publicity to advantage and improve her music and get out of her country rut. Cameron suggested that Faith drop the righteous act and be a bad girl and not a girl with morals since they seemed to be all over Nashville but on a dead road to nowhere since that image didn’t sell, but Faith was skeptical. Faith went to the red-carpet opening of a local Nashville high school auditorium that was being named after her to take pictures with the teens. IT TV questioned Faith about her behavior at the bar, and Cameron and Faith’s publicist Vanessa Hill instructed her to lie and say that someone must have slipped something into her drink. Seth offered Faith a record deal with him, and she refused until Seth revealed that the record company she had a deal with dropped her. Faith had no choice but to sign with Seth and get rid of Vanessa. Seth, now her controlling employer, gave Faith a new pop star look (blue hair) and instructed her to change her accent even though she didn’t want to. Later on, Faith found Cameron’s phone that he accidentally left in her Wildhorse Saloon dressing room so she read his texts to find out that he was cheating on her with Pia George. Faith walked out of the Wild Horse Saloon without performing her song, “World on Fire,” and went to her local Nashville area home and packed her bags to leave. Vanessa Hill was at Faith’s house and revealed that she had known about Cameron and Pia but said nothing to Faith. Faith left Vanessa with a gun and in charge of protecting her Tennessee house and then drove back to her small hometown of Smithville, Texas, to find herself. Cameron soon showed up at Faith’s house looking for his yellow Mustang car that Faith stole from the Wildhorse Saloon after she bailed, so Vanessa held a gun on him. Cameron admitted that he fired Vanessa because Vanessa wasn’t on board with him changing Faith into someone she wasn’t just to make money and get worldwide publicity. Vanessa refused to say where Faith was, but Cameron headed to Smithville, Texas to find Faith after Vanessa informed him that Faith left her engagement ring behind for the cheater Cameron in case he showed up at her Tennessee house looking for her. Faith arrived in Texas on Sunday and her first stop was the Presbyterian Church called the Movement to see Gavin Whitfield, the pastor who was her ex-boyfriend in high school. Pastor Gavin really loved Faith back in the day and wanted to marry her, but Faith needed a change and left for Nashville right after high school. Gavin’s church was in a lot of debt and he couldn’t pay their electricity and other bills, and Gavin’s assistant, Amy Vernon, advised him to charge people to have events at the church but he refused. Gavin’s teenage daughter, Zoe, was falling behind in her homework because she was too focused on dancing, and her teacher, Jenny Sharp, was concerned. Zoe loved singing but only had the chance on Sundays in the choir, so she snuck out of the house to sing at an open mic night at Sammy’s Cafe. Underage Zoe posted her performance on Facebook (she had many likes) so Gavin was able to find her there. Zoe was disrespectful and Gavin wasn’t pleased that Zoe thought she was old enough to sneak around and do whatever she wanted. Faith’s mom (husband died) Liz hadn’t been to church lately because she was working extra shifts at the hospital. Liz used to be a singer too, but then she started a new life and burned everything, including the pictures of when she acted like a bad girl during her crazy entertainer days. Liz and Faith agreed that Cameron was a jerk. Gavin’s older sister, Annie Whitfield Barnes, told her younger brother to stay away from Faith and not start something with her again. Annie suggested that Gavin date his daughter’s teacher, Jenny, but Gavin wasn’t interested and said him and Jenny had nothing in common. Faith and Gavin hooked up again and she drove them to their old high school, where he used to play on the Tigers football team and she was a cheerleader. They reminisced about the high school football game where college scouts attended and how Gavin could have gotten a scholarship and left Smithville but he didn’t get the chance when the bleachers collapsed and interrupted the game, ruining Gavin’s possible pro football dream. Gavin also explained that he and his (dead) wife Janet had adopted Zoe from a shelter, and Gavin said that he wouldn’t have made it through Janet’s death three years before if it wasn’t for Zoe and Annie. Gavin admitted that he had tried to call Faith in Nashville, Tennessee after Janet died in Texas, but nobody he spoke to in Tennessee would let him communicate with Faith. Faith offered Gavin money to help the church, but he wouldn’t take it. Cameron made it to Smithville in a “MKN MNY” personalized plate Tennessee car. Cameron stopped at local dive Sammy’s Café, where Miranda the waitress revealed that Faith was in town. Gavin stopped at his sister’s house and found Zoe finally doing her homework but only because Annie called teacher Jenny over to help (and setup her brother with the teacher). The family Skyped with Annie’s husband, Michael Helton, (Zoe’s Uncle Mike) who was overseas in the military. Teacher Jenny’s car wouldn’t start, as she and Annie no doubt previously planned to happen, so Gavin drove Annie home but stopped at Sammy’s along the way. Mike told Annie to stop meddling and quit trying to play matchmaker with Gavin and Jenny. Faith got Cameron’s voice mail message on her cell phone that she had just turned back on (she had the phone off ever since she left Nashville, TN for Smithville, TX) that Cameron was already in Smithville, so she went to find Gavin at his house. Annie was a protective, overbearing sister and refused to tell Faith where Gavin was until Faith revealed that Cameron was there to hunt Gavin down. Faith made it to Sammy’s Café and her and Cameron had a heated argument at Sammy’s that people recorded on their phones. The next day, Cameron confronted Gavin and announced that he talked to Gavin’s mortgage broker at the local bank and the church would be foreclosed on in a month. Cameron planned to tear down the church and build a state-of-the-art recording studio in its place. Amy confirmed that the banker was serious about foreclosing, and she advised Gavin to review the ledger because they had no money. Gavin prayed to God for help. Faith and Zoe had a heart-to-heart, and Zoe agreed to help Faith get the church out of debt. Zoe had spilled the beans to Faith about how much her dad loved Faith. Faith drove Zoe home, where Faith told Gavin her plan to pay off the church so he would not have to keep up with the mortgage, but since she didn’t have that much money she had a plan on to get it. Faith, Zoe and Liz put on a small performance and had solos at the church and the attendees made some donations. Vanessa showed up from Tennessee, and she told Gavin that she was starting her own record label and was interested in Zoe. Vanessa Hill, Faith’s ex-publicist, then offered to pay for everything that Gavin needed, but Gavin turned her down. Teacher Jenny tried to give Cameron her number, but he didn’t want it and told Faith that she could have been a star if she did things his way. Faith argued that she was going to do things her way and be herself instead of a tramp forced to wear ungodly clothing and show off her body to sell records, which is Cameron’s and the way of many females who make a living singing. Cameron left. Mike arrived at the event in his military uniform and he and Annie were happy to see each other. Faith told the crowd that daisies were her favorite flowers, and she announced that she didn’t care for the Nashville, TN way of life and she was going to plant her roots in Smithville, TX for a few years and grow healthy without IT. Faith then performed a song she wrote called, “Runnin’ From My Roots.” 

  

DATE REVIEWED: 9/6/24

TITLE:  The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe 

BOX OFFICE RATED: PG (This is not suitable for GOD’s children.)

PRODUCTION YEAR: 2005 Walt Disney Pictures / Walden Media / Mark Johnson Productions / Buena Vista Pictures Distribution 

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This movie began during World War II, when the Germans dropped bombs on the British city of Finchley. Helen Pevensie took her four children, Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy to a temporary safe shelter. Edmund ran to retrieve a photo of his dad who was fighting in the war and Peter ran back to get Edmund. In the next scene, Helen put the children on a train by themselves to stay with Professor Digory Kirke, until the war ended. The children were picked up by Professor Kirke’s strict housekeeper Mrs. Macready and taken to Kirke’s country estate. The children played hide-and-seek on a rainy day, and Lucy hid in a huge wardrobe. Inside the wardrobe, the back part led into a snowy forest in a world called Narnia full of mythical creatures. In the fantasy world, Lucy met Tumnus the faun, who took her to have tea and explained that the evil White Witch, Jadis, pronounced herself queen of Narnia and had kept the world in eternal winter with no Christmas for the past 100 years. Tumnus revealed that he worked for the White Witch and was supposed to capture any humans he found and turn the humans over to the White Witch, but the half-human and half-goat creature helped Lucy escape back to the real world. No time had passed since Lucy was inside the wardrobe. Lucy tried to tell her older siblings what happened. However, the passageway to Narnia had disappeared so the siblings didn’t believe Lucy. Later that night, young Lucy returned to the wardrobe and entered Narnia to visit Tumnus. Edmund followed his little sister and was found by the White Witch, whose dwarf servant, Ginnarbrik, planned to kill Edmund but the White Witch stopped him. The White Witch tried to befriend Edmund and offered to let him become king of Narnia if he brought his siblings to the White Witch’s ice palace to be his servants. Edmund agreed, and then he and Lucy found each other and returned to Professor Kirke’s house. Edmund lied that he didn’t go to Narnia and told his older siblings that younger Lucy was imagining it, so she left upset and ran into Kirke. Peter and Susan told Professor Kirke about Narnia. Professor Kirke knew that it existed and advised the two eldest children to believe lil’ Lucy. The children accidentally smashed a glass window of the house while playing cricket, so they hid from Mrs. Macready inside the wardrobe. Everyone believed it was real when they ended up in Narnia. The children dressed in fur coats from the wardrobe and Lucy took them to meet Tumnus. However, the goat-man’s house had been ransacked and the children found a note that revealed that Tumnus had been arrested by the White Witch’s secret police and was charged with high treason against the White Witch for associating with humans. Mr. Beaver found the kids, a talking beaver that gave Lucy back the handkerchief that she gave to Tumnus. Mr. Beaver took the children to his home at the dam, where he and Mrs. Beaver explained that the children were the two Sons of Adam and two Daughters of Eve who would defeat the White Witch and free Narnia according to the prophecy. The children would then rule Narnia as kings and queens from their thrones in the palace, and Peter would be the High King. Aslan, the lion, who was the king of Narnia, had returned to the woods and was preparing an army at the Stone Table. The children didn’t believe the prophecy, but then Edmund wandered off to the White Witch’s palace. The beavers explained that the White Witch was using Edmund to lure his siblings to her so she could stop them from fulfilling the prophecy. The beavers took the children to lion Aslan so he could help them to rescue Edmund. Maugrim, the wolf and captain of the secret police, brought Edmund to the White Witch. White Witch was angry that Edmund didn’t bring his siblings to her, but she spared him and sent Maugrim and the rest of the police wolves to search the beaver dam and capture the children. The wolves couldn’t find them because they and the beavers escaped out through a tunnel and discovered that Badger and other animals of the forest that resisted the White Witch had been frozen into statues. A fox, a member of Aslan’s army, distracted the wolves, and they threatened to kill him if he didn’t reveal where the children were so he led the police of the White Witch in the wrong direction.The fox then left to rally more forces for the army. The White Witch considered killing Edmund but didn’t when he revealed that King Aslan was back in Narnia. The White Witch froze Tumnus and took Edmund with her and Ginnarbrik on the reindeer sleigh to find King Aslan. The White Witch chased the children and the beavers, but they hid and weren’t found. Father Christmas appeared because the arrival of the children caused the ice and snow to start melting and gave everyone hope that Narnia would be freed from the White Witch. Father Christmas gave the children gifts of weapons for the coming war. Lucy received a knife and juice from the fire-flower that could heal any wound. Susan received a bow and arrow and a whistle that would summon help when blown. Peter received a sword and shield. The White Witch police wolves then surrounded the children, and Peter couldn’t decide between killing Maugrim or, listening to his negotiations so instead Peter broke off an ice floe. They drifted down the river away from the wolves, and Lucy nearly drowned. The police wolves found the fox and brought him to the White Witch, and he refused to reveal the children’s whereabouts so Edmund spilled the beans that King Aslan was at the Stone Stable. The White Witch froze the fox into a statue and set off. The children and the beavers made it to King Aslan’s camp, where his army of fauns, centaurs and other Narnians prepared for battle. The police wolves went after Susan and Lucy, but Peter was able to kill police captain Maugrim so King Aslan knighted Peter. A few soldiers followed one of the secret police wolves to the White Witch’s camp, and they raided it and rescued Edmund, whose siblings forgave him for helping the White Witch. Peter tried to send his younger siblings home while he stayed, but they insisted on fighting and practiced their battle skills. The White Witch arrived in King Aslan’s camp and demanded that King Aslan follow the laws of Deep Magic and hand Edmund over to the Witch to be killed on the Stone Table for being a traitor to Narnia. King Aslan and White Witch conversed privately, and then the White Witch gave up her claim to Edmund’s blood and left. Susan and Lucy followed King Aslan into the woods that night and discovered that King Aslan exchanged his life for Edmund’s. King Aslan offered himself up to the White Witch on the Stone Table, but the White Witch didn’t plan on sparing Edmund so it seemed King Aslan’s sacrificed his life and died in vain. King Aslan’s mane was cut off, and then the White Witch killed him with a knife to the heart. Susan and Lucy mourned King Aslan and slept on the Stone Table after using the trees to send a message to their brothers that the king was dead. Edmund convinced Peter to take King Aslan’s place and lead the army into battle against the White Witch’s army, which outnumbered them. Both armies charged into battle, and the Narnian griffins dropped rocks on the enemy. The Stone Table upon which King Aslan was killed then cracked, and King Aslan was resurrected because the rules of Deep Magic stated that a being that did no wrong and was killed in the place of a traitor could be brought back to life. King Aslan took Susan and Lucy to the graveyard of frozen statues at the White Witch’s palace, and King Aslan unfroze Tumnus and the White Witch’s other victims to recruit them to the army. Peter’s white unicorn was shot down, and he instructed Edmund to leave with their sisters and Edmund’s talking horse, Philip. Edmund disobeyed and went to battle the White Witch, who was now a warrior. The White Witch stabbed child Edmund in the stomach, so Peter took her on. The White Witch almost killed Peter, but King Aslan and the new recruits arrived to join the battle. King Aslan killed the White Witch, and Lucy used the fire-flower to heal Edmund and the other wounded soldier. The four sibling children were then crowned the kings and queens at the palace, each of them ruling a different area of Narnia. King Aslan left but would return one day. Over a decade later and still in Narnia running the show, the children were now adults. They came across the lamppost in the woods and used it to find their way back to the wardrobe. The foursome re-entered Professor Kirke’s house through the wardrobe, where no time had passed since they last went in and they were still children. Professor Kirke found the kids by the open wardrobe and knew all about Narnia and their adventure inside. This movie had a budget of $180 million and grossed $745 million at the box office. The movie cover art listed, Joel Siegel, Good Morning America, “Spectacular epic film-making fills the screen. And your heart.”


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