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MAKAYLA JANE:
GOD'S Spirit Reborn With
HIS Loving
JESUS HEart.

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DATE REVIEWED: 9/4/25

TITLE:  Walking Tall 

BOX OFFICE RATED: PG-13 (This is not suitable for GOD’s children.)

PRODUCTION YEAR:  2004 MGM / Hyde Park Entertainment / Mandeville Films / Burke / Samples / Foster Productions / WWE Films / 20thCentury Fox

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This movie is inspired by a true Tennessee story that takes place in the state of Washington. It began with Chris Vaughn Jr. taking the ferry back to his rural hometown in Washington after he finished his military service. Chris walked through town and noticed the changes that happened due to the heavy presence of the Wild Cherry casino that wasn’t there when he left eight years before. He witnessed a young female buying drugs in a back alley and then she walked back out to retrieve the baby stroller that she left near the street. Sheriff Stan Watkins and Deputy Ralston informed Chris that Jay Hamilton, the casino owner, inherited the local lumber mill from his parents and immediately closed it three years before. Chris refused to hitch a ride to his family’s house, but Sheriff Stan threatened to shoot Chris if he didn’t get in the car so he did. Stan explained that he became sheriff five months ago after the old sheriff that Chris remembered before he left the town, Aaron Harstad, had died in a questionable car crash when he hit a tree. Stan dropped Chris off at his parents’ house and gave a pamphlet to vote for Stan’s re-election that month. Chris reunited with his parents Connie and Chris Sr. and older sister Michelle, who was a single mom of her tween son Pete. Chris had planned to work at the mill where his dad used to work, but he didn’t realize it was closed because his parents never mentioned it in their letters. Connie was a substitute teacher at the elementary school and Chris Sr. had a woodworking business out of the house and Michelle helped pay the bills with her paramedic job. Pete came to dinner late and wasn’t happy that he had to sleep in a tent outside so Chris could have his old room back. Chris wouldn’t show Pete how to shoot a gun because the kid was already disrespectful, so Pete left to go somewhere and told his mom he’d be back on his time. Chris worked on fixing up the house for his parents. His old friend Ray Templeton came by in his camper home he called the Love Machine. Ray explained that after Chris joined the military, he got into music and drugs and spent two years in prison. Ray claimed he was now clean and sober for 14 months and had a construction job. Chris, Ray and their buddies from high school then met up and played football. Jay Hamilton bought most things in town and even renamed the football field after himself. Jay and his casino gang showed up in their expensive monster trucks and Escalade and ended up winning the game after a couple of excessive force plays with their targets Chris and Ray. Jay left in his big SUV and Chris agreed to see him at the casino that night to meet girls. Pete was leaving on his dirt bike, and Chris scolded him for smoking weed on the bleachers with the teens during the game. Chris told Ray that you had to be Native American to own a casino, and Ray explained that Jay got away with it by claiming that he was 1/16th Blackfoot Indian and bribing people to make the application go through. Ray showed Chris around the casino full of people and told him that they didn’t have to worry about child support and rent because they cashed their paychecks and spent it all at the casino drinking and gambling. Jay invited Chris and Ray to the VIP lounge, where he gave them free drinks for the night and offered them female companions. Jay then went behind closed doors to conduct his shady business, and Chris’s friends left him in a back room to have a private striptease show performed by a female stripper dressed as a fireman. Chris recognized the stripper was Deni from high school, and she ran off embarrassed when she recognized Chris from the past. Chris noticed Jay’s goons sneakily dealing drugs to people in private rooms and at the bars. One of Jay’s buddies got distracted by two of Jays hired help girls at a gaming table and only Chris knew that the game was rigged and the employee was using dice that would always roll a seven. Chris’s friend lost his money, so Chris called the employee out on it and put all his money on the table. The worker refused to roll the dice and called security, and Chris told them the dice were bad. One guard grabbed Chris by the neck, but he defended himself and then tried to leave with his friends. The unlawful casino security guards attacked Chris, and he fought them off until they tased Chris and knocked him unconscious. Chris woke up on a table surrounded by Jay’s evil gang of employees. Booth, the head of security, stole Chris’s Special Forces necklace and then made deep cuts on Chris’ chest in multiple places with a razor blade. The gang then dumped Chris in the road and he was nearly hit by a semi-truck, but the driver stopped and took Chris to the hospital. The doctor told Chris’s family that whoever hurt Chris left him for dead and he would have died by now if it were anyone else. Sheriff Stan showed up to take a report and suggested to the family and doctor that Chris was drunk, but Michelle defended her brother and told the dirty sheriff to arrest the guilty party. Ray stole a bouquet of flowers from someone’s hospital room to give to Chris when he visited him in the hospital and told him that the small town wasn’t home anymore because a gang of drug lords and the casino overran it. Chris went home and spent the next few weeks recovering from his life threatening wounds. Chris’s dad had maintained Chris’s old jacked up truck while he was away, and together they drove to town to buy supplies. They went to the Home Depot because another lumber company had been shut down. Jay later stopped by The Vaughn house and thanked Chris for telling him about the corrupt employee as though Jay never knew. Jay admitted that his guys got too rough but he convinced them not to press charges because they were lying that Chris went crazy and attacked them when he knew he was the victim. Jay offered Chris a job as head of security at the casino and tried to give him hush money, but Chris refused and announced that he would go to the sheriff. Chris went to the small town police department and told sheriff Stan that he wanted to press charges, but Stan argued that it was case closed and Chris was lucky that the casino didn’t sue him. Stan accepted the casino’s investigation without doing his own and he explained that the casino got away with everything and would continue to do so since it was the main source of income for everyone in town. Chris said he wouldn’t stand for the lack of law and order, so the crooked lawman argued that it was his town and his law and order so Chris should back off. Deni later visited Chris at the Vaughn and gave him his jacket that was put in the trash at the casino. She suggested that he run for sheriff and told him she had been working at the casino for a year. Chris mentioned Deni dating Jay and working for him, but she replied that their relationship was short-lived and she had to pay the bills. Chris’s family then got a call and went to an abandoned shed around town where young Pete was being tended to by Michelle and the paramedics after the group of teens he hung out with gave him crystal meth. Pete said he never took that drug before, and Chris got it out of the teens that they got the drugs from the casino employees. Connie wanted Chris to call the police, but he knew they wouldn’t listen and went to get his gun. His dad couldn’t stop him and Chris went to the casino, where Chris decided not to use his gun and instead took a two-by-four into the casino building. He smashed up the slot machines and then used the cedar plank on Jay’s minions who attacked him. Booth, the head of security who sliced Chris earlier, appeared with a gun but he and Chris engaged in hand-to-hand combat. Chris knocked Booth out and took back his necklace, and then Chris threw the plank and smashed the two-way mirror behind which Jay was watching the action. Jay declared that they were enemies, and then Chris left with adrenaline pumping. Chris didn’t get far and was surrounded by police cars and the officers arrested him. Because of his military records, Chris was offered a plea deal involving three months of house arrest and community service. Chris’s attorney Mr. Crowe advised him to take the deal because the casino employees would testify that he acted like a madman and he would spend 18 years in prison. Chris refused to plead guilty and they went to court. Booth lied that Chris had no cause to be violent and dangerous and Booth was just doing his job to keep order. One employee testified that Chris broke his arm, and Jay winked at him. The rest of the bought and bribed folks on Jay’s payroll testified against Chris and made him look like an out-of-control monster who was not provoked and whose intent it was to attack everyone using his military training. Chris saw Mr. Crowe exchanging looks with Jay, so Chris fired him on the spot and then spoke on his own behalf. Judge Leonard Powell explained that Chris couldn’t call for a mistrial if he represented himself without an attorney, and Chris accepted because all the attorneys in town worked for or associated with Jay in one way or another. Chris explained that he grew up in that town and the town wasn’t drug-infested with corrupt police until the casino came to town. The mill was shut down and the townspeople were afraid for their lives if they had a difference of opinion. Chris announced that he would run for sheriff if he was acquitted of the charges, and then he showed the jury the deep-cuts that would leave horrible scars covering his chest. He promised to make sure it never happened again or to anyone in the town, but the judge held Chris in contempt of court and told the jury to pay no attention to his horrific scars. Chris showed the audience his scars, and the jury later gave their verdict that Chris was not guilty. Chris left the court room with his cedar plank that was in evidence, and the crowd was ecstatic that Chris was proven innocent and chanted for Sheriff Vaughn. Soon after, Chris was elected sheriffand showed up at the sheriff’s office. Stan said it was tradition for all the unethical officers to keep their jobs, but Chris fired the entire staff at the corrupt sheriff’s office. Sheriff Chris later pulled over Jay with his latest girlfriend for speeding in his convertible and warned Jay about the drugs at the casino. Jay pointed out that Chris couldn’t make it in the army, he didn’t make it at college football and he wouldn’t make it as a cop. Jay threatened Chris that if he wasn’t careful he wouldn’t make it to 40, so Chris told Jay to fix his taillights and then smashed them with the two-by-four. Sheriff Chris went to see Ray and told him to be the deputy, but Ray refused because he was a convicted felon.However, Sheriff Chris had the power to overlook Ray’s criminal background and deputized Ray anyway. Ray suggested that they follow the money trail to find what they were looking for, so deputy and sheriff used police brutality to beat up the druggies and get information out of them. Chris and Ray beat up Booth, arrested him and planted drugs on him as an excuse to “search” his souped-up truck. They did so by handcuffing Booth and making him watch them take the truck apart into pieces and destroy it so it couldn’t be put back together. He still refused to tell them anything and threatened to hurt them. Chris left his gun with his dad for protection, but he didn’t want the gun and told Chris that he didn’t like him involved in the war on drugs. Chris found Ray doing whatever he could to irritate Booth at the sheriff’s office/jail. Chris assigned Ray to take his gun and go to the Vaughn house and protect his family. Later that night, Deni showed up at the sheriff’s office and brought Chris food and told him that she quit her job at the casino. The two didn’t eat but instead they made out and had sex in the sheriff’s office. The next morning, Chris opened the blinds in the sheriff’s office to see his prisoner as Deni sat on the bed in her bra. Jay got a call from someone and told them to do it, and then Chris’s sheriff truck exploded and went up in flames outside the sheriff’s building. Chris went to investigate with his gun, and Booth screamed from his jail cell that it was a truck for a truck. Jay’s gang (including the old sheriff Stan) then shot up the sheriff’s office with their machine guns. At the Vaughn house, Ray woke up from where he was sleeping on the couch to the smell of something burning. One of Jay’s men was holding Pete at gunpoint, and he shot Ray in the leg. Pete attacked the goon and then Ray fended him off. The other bad guys held Michelle and her parents at gunpoint and hit Chris’s dad in the head, and then Ray got into a shootout and fistfight with the goons destroying the Vaughn house in the process. Jay’s men started shooting at Booth in his cell, and Chris refused to let Booth free so Booth ratted out his gang and revealed that the drug operation was at the abandoned mill. Chris told Booth to stay down, but Booth didn’t and was shot in the crossfire. Chris and Deni crawled underneath the police station, and former sheriff Stan went inside and shot the place up like a lunatic. Chris and Deni, still in her bra, and with a handgun that Chris gave her, both fired their guns and Stan was shot dead. Chris arrived back at his house, where one of the criminals who was still alive held his gun on Chris and Ray until Chris’s dad shot him dead. Chris sped off to the mill and went inside to investigate. Chris found the lab inside the lumber mill where the drugs were made and then found Jay, who had Chris set up for a trap. The floor opened up below Chris and left him dangling, and Jay began whacking Chris in hopes he would fall but then Chris pulled Jay down with him. They fell to the floor far below and wrestled until Jay pushed Chris off a platform and he broke his leg where he already had an old injury. Chris ran into the woods nearby to pop the bone into place, and Jay went after him with an axe. The two of them rolled down the hillside and Jay started swinging his axe at Chris who fended him off with a log. Chris finally got the upper hand over Jay and beat him into the ground, and sheriff Vaughn told Jay that it was his town. Chris and Ray later shut down the casino, sent Jay and his remaining drug dealers to jail and put the mill back in business. This movie had a budget of $46 million and grossed over $57 million at the box office. The movie cover art listed, US Weekly, “Rock solid action!” UPN-TV, “An action-movie lover’s feast.” FOX-TV “Endlessly enjoyable and a lot of fun!” Arizona Daily Star, “Bone-cracking, adrenaline-pumping.” 

  

DATE REVIEWED: 9/2/25 

TITLE:  The Santa Claus Brothers 

BOX OFFICE RATED: NR (This is not suitable for GOD’s children.)

PRODUCTION YEAR: 2001 Nelvana / Our Time Family Entertainment / FUNimation Productions / Sitting Ducks Productions / Film Roman / Disney Channel / YTV Canada 

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This cartoon movie takes place in the North Pole, where Santa and Mrs. Claus (Bernice) lived with their triplet sons, Roy, Mel and Daryl. Over the centuries, Santa upgraded his original sled to higher-end models. All three now adult sons wanted to be the next Santa, but they all had different personalities and work ethics and didn’t prove they were ready yet to handle the Santa job. Roy was the eldest and gathered children’s information about what the world’s kids wanted this year so he could make an educated guess on what kind of new toy the elves could create to make the kids happy next year. His youngest brother Mel, who built a flying machine that he used to destroy the toy factory and terrify the elves, interrupted Roy’s work. The middle son, Daryl, was busy partying with the elves and dancing to music instead of loading the sled in preparation for Christmas Eve the following day. Santa planned to pick his successor that night, but he didn’t believe any of his sons were capable of taking his place despite almost 150 years of training. Snorkel, the head elf hid his secretly wicked real self and planned for years to be the next Santa. He convinced Santa to let him do the present delivery that year until a replacement could be found. Snorkel explained to his loyal assistant Busby that he had spent the past decades making sure that Santa’s sons were failures so that Snorkel could take over the North Pole. He planned to become Snorkel Claus without the beard and modernize the toy-making process by adding computers and robots to the factories. He would also turn a profit by charging user fees for the milk and cookies and toys. Dopey Busby finally realized that Snorkel was doing things for his own gain and not for the good of the season. That night at dinner, much to Snorkel’s dismay, Santa and Mrs. Claus announced their decision to send their sons on a mission to the real world to discover “the true meaning of Christmas.” The sons would leave the following morning and return by nightfall, and whichever son succeeded would accompany Santa on his present run otherwise Snorkel would be the temporary Santa replacement so Santa could retire. Santa wanted his sons to walk through the snow to the real world and pointed out that it was harder for him in his day because he didn’t have global warming then. Snorkel backed up Mrs. Claus and convinced Santa that his sons were capable of taking the sleigh and getting it back to the North Pole in time for Christmas Eve. As the elves cheated at cards around the Christmas tree, Snorkel reassured Santa’s sons that they were ready for their mission. He suggested that they begin their search in Santa Monica because the word “Santa” was in its name, but the sons were too worried that they would fail and planned to ask Santa for 150 more years of training before he retired. Snorkel planned to get the sons to the real world no matter what and make sure they never came back, so he individually talked to each of the brothers. He told them all that they were each the favorite candidates to replace their dad and lied about what the true meaning of Christmas was. Snorkel told Mel to invent a new toy using supplies in Santa Monica that he didn’t have at the North Pole, and then Snorkel advised Roy to go to the real world to find the one single number that he need to make all his Christmas calculations. Daryl was told by the evil elf to throw a huge party in Santa Monica to make everyone happier on Christmas. The brothers left in the sleigh and ended up losing the map and air-driving recklessly when they fought over who should be in charge. They almost crash-landed in the Australian outback, inside a volcano, outside the Kremlin in Russia and on the Great Wall of China. The sleigh finally crashed on a beach in Santa Monica, California USAand the sons went in different directions and left the sleigh in the sand. Two punk rocker dudes decked out in skulls arrived in their wrecker truck to take away the sleigh, but they were scared off by Busby. Snorkel had sent Busby to stow away so he could spy on the brothers and report back to Snorkel using his candy cane phone. Busby then accidentally the wrong button and the reindeer took off with the sleigh and Busby in tow. Mel headed to the Mongoose Toys store, where a grumpy man announced over the loudspeaker that everyone was maxing out his and her credit card for cousins they didn’t know and bosses they didn’t like. Mel was bombarded by a group of kids who believed that he was Santa and told him what toys they wanted. Roy went to a rooftop to get information for his statistics and figure out which kids were going left or right based on their hair color. A snotty young girl named Louisa lived in the building and found Roy. She ordered him to leave until she found out that he was Santa’s son, so she took him to her closet. Daryl found a 13-year-old boy on the beach who was moping his dad gave him one last chance to create a film that could be aired on his TV network. Daryl offered to help the boy by throwing a party, so the boy brainstormed a plot about an overweight man dressed like Santa with themes of despair and agony. Mel escaped from the toy store with ideas to invent a kid-safe toy, but he didn’t have the supplies. He met a homeless man named Burt, who took him to find spare parts. Louisa wished she was an only child and got away from her annoying younger sisters by hiding in the closet, her second-favorite place besides the rooftop. Roy took notes about everything Louisa told him, and she informed him that her parents said “no” to everything at Christmastime. She wasn’t allowed to play video games instead of going to church or put her sisters in the laundry basket while she opened her gifts. Louisa agreed to take Roy around town to talk to other kids about Christmas and gifts, and he promised to give Santa the list he wrote about Louisa’s problems. The teen boy had his people set up a movie set on the beach, and he instructed Daryl and Polly Peterson to be in love with each other and improvise the script. The rocker guys took their story to the news and claimed that Busby was an alien that tried to abduct them. Meanwhile, Snorkel gave Mrs. Claus travel brochures and suggested that she and Santa retire to Jamaica or Tibet. Santa turned on the TV, and Snorkel jumped around on the satellite dish on the roof and broke it off before Santa could see alien Busby on the news. Burt took Mel to the junkyard, where they bumped into Frank who was acting fruity because he wanted to be next king of France. Louisa brought Roy to the playground, where he tried to ask the kids questions for his study and the adult male ended up sitting in the lap of a boy on the swing. Three bully kids then confronted Roy and one stole his hat. Roy snatched his hat back and threatened to put them on the naughty list. That set off the bullies, who chased after Roy and Louisa. They hid in a dumpster, and Roy gave up his numbers and told Louisa that he missed his family. He left, and that got Louisa to thinking about her own family. The filmmaker boy was bored with Daryl’s happy Christmas attitude on set, so he told Daryl and Polly to stop loving Christmas and to add danger to the plot.Drama queen Polly broke up with Daryl and told him to grow up and find a new dream because Santa was for kids. There was no party after all and everyone left Daryl alone on the beach. Busby locked the sleigh and reindeer in a storage unit. A skater dude demanded payment for the locker, so Busby gave him his candy cane. Mel built a robot using parts from the junkyard, but it didn’t work and exploded when he activated it. The three brothers met back up on the beach and argued over their failed mission and the missing sleigh. Busby spied on them and called Snorkel, who told Busby not to come back until January even though the kids would be disappointed not getting any gifts. Snorkel planned to start over next year as the new Santa running things his way and rebuilding the organization. Snorkel told Santa and Mrs. Claus that their sons weren’t coming back, and the evil elf was shocked when they revealed they would be taking an old sleigh pulled by an assortment of magic pets (polar bears, fish, a pelican, a beaver and a reindeer) to Santa Monica to find their sons. Snorkel offered to stay behind, and before the Clauses left, Snorkel sabotaged the sleigh by using a saw on it. That caused Santa and Mrs. Claus to crash-land on the beach where their sons waited, and the animals flew away with the old sleigh. The boys apologized for losing the new sleigh, and their parents were disappointed but were happy they were all together on Christmas Eve. The Claus bunch followed the sounds of people caroling to a Holiday festival in the streets, where they were approached by a group of kids. They praised Daryl’s performance that was aired on local TV from the teen dad’s network station and told him that they were inspired by it and it changed their lives. The children learned that it wasn’t about having a lot of gifts at Christmas and they just needed to have love for each other. Burt stopped by and gave Mel a cartload of little robots that Burt and the other homeless guys made at the junkyard and then handed out to kids to spread the joy of Christmas. Burt explained that it didn’t matter what the toys did because they were handmade and that made them special. Louisa appeared with her family and ripped up the list of toys she wanted that she gave Roy earlier. She told Roy that she didn’t need the toys and thanked him for helping her realize that she should count her blessings for her mom, dad and siblings because material things couldn’t take the place of their love. Louisa spread the word to everyone via email. The Clauses found Busby in the street. Busby told him that he was brainwashed by his rogue boss Snorkel and he no longer wanted to be evil. He retrieved the sleigh and reindeer from storage, and he and the Clauses headed back home. Meanwhile, Snorkel had fired all the elves and suggested that they find work at the oil fields in Alaska. Busby used his candy cane cell phone and called Snorkel so the Clauses could hear Snorkel admit his evil side, because Busby and the Clauses we already back in the North Pole and within sight and hearing of the conversation. Santa gave Snorkel a shovel and told him to dig a walkway to Greenland while Busby got off easy and because Santa’s personal assistant. Santa announced that he was taking all three of his sons with him and the business was now called Santa & Sons and Santa wasn’t retiring. Mrs. Claus joined them in the sleigh and they all five left on Christmas Eve to deliver the presents.

  

DATE REVIEWED: 8/31/25

TITLE: Philomena (Lee)

BOX OFFICE RATED: PG-13 (This is not suitable for GOD’s children.)

PRODUCTION YEAR: 2013 The Weinstein Company / Anchor Bay Entertainment / Starz Media / BBC Films / Yucaipa Films / Pathé / BFI / Canal+ / Cine+ / Baby Cow Productions / Magnolia Mae Productions / 20thCentury Fox

RATING [1 LEAST FAVORITE TO 5 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED]: 1

REASON: This movie is supposedly based on a true story and the book, “The Lost Child of Philomena Lee.” It takes place in the UK and began with unemployed Martin Sixsmith going to his doctor after he got fired from his position as a BBC news reporter for saying something he supposedly didn’t say. He had an ongoing spat with Stephen Byers at Whitehall. Martin considered writing a Russian book in his free time since he was the BBC man in Russia and Washington, D.C. The doctor advised against it and suggested that Martin take up running. Martin told the Sunday Times that the government went back on their word and went against him instead of supporting him, and thus he was out of a job. Martin and his wife, Kate, attended a Catholic church service led by Father Tierny but Martin walked out. Kate met up with him after the service was finished, and Martin declared that he didn’t believe in God anyway. An elderly female, Philomena Lee, went to a Catholic church after everyone left. She told the priest that she had a titanium implant in her hip and she came to light a candle for someone she knew from her past titanium implant in her hip. Philomena had flashbacks of when she looked to be an underage teen in Ireland and had met a young man at a carnival and they were soon made out behind a tent and had sex. Months later, Philomena found herself pregnant at an orphanage run by nuns because her dad disowned her. She confessed to the nuns that she took her knickers off, but she had no idea how she got pregnant because her mom had died ten years before. The sisters of the church scolded Philomena and told her not to blame them for her own indecency. The Catholic nuns tried to deliver the baby, but it was breeched and the younger kids in the orphanage were terrified by Philomena’s screams. Reverend Mother Barbara refused to call a doctor and believed that the pain was Philomena’s punishment for her sins. Philomena (looked like a young teen) finally birthed a baby boy named Anthony and Mother Barbara held him. Back in real time, elder Philomena returned home, where her young adult daughter, Jane, lived with her. After almost two decades of silence, Philomena decided to show Jane a picture of the baby that she birthed 50 years before because it was his birthday. Meanwhile, Martin met news editor Sally Mitchell at a house party, and she specialized in human sob stories and told Martin to tell her if he had any stories. Jane worked as a waitress at the party and overheard that Martin was a writer looking for work. She asked him if he would do a story about a woman who had a baby when she was a teen but the nuns took the boy away from her. Martin explained that it was one of those human-interest stories featuring weak and ignorant people that just filled in newspapers and were read by the same kind of people. He wanted no part of it, but he later talked to Kate about doing a human-interest story because she was tired of him moping around the house and being depressed. Soon after, Martin tracked Jane down and met up with Philomena and Jane at Philomena’s favorite salad bar. Philomena told Martin that Jane went to university, and Martin said he went to Oxford. He had been married to Kate for 20 years and they lived in Knightsbridge, an expensive district in London. Philomena professed that she loved the lost child and she told Martin her story that her dad told everyone she was dead and left her with the Catholic nuns when he discovered she was pregnant since she was an embarrassment to the family. Philomena never heard from her Lee family after that, and she was required to stay at the orphanage and do slave labor for four years after she had the baby to repay the sisters. The females were forced to stay there and work unless they could pay the nuns 100 pounds, otherwise they were in that trap Catholic house. Philomena worked in the laundry seven days a week for all four years inside the convent beside her best friend was Kathleen. A few other teen girls working there were in the same boat as Philomena. The teen females were only allowed to see the toddler children for one hour a day. Anthony and Kathleen’s daughter, Mary, were playmates. Sister Annunciata, who saved Anthony’s life during birth, stole a picture of Anthony from the Reverend Mother and gave it to Philomena to keep. Soon after, a big car arrived and the girls knew that one of the children would be adopted out. Kathleen was beside herself because she knew Mary would be taken, and Philomena watched from her shared bedroom window as a wealthy couple picked up Mary. Philomena went to choir practice, but she was called away by another girl who told her that Anthony was also being adopted. Philomena ran out of choir and went to her window to watch the couple leave with Anthony and Mary, and she ran to the gate and screamed Anthony’s name as the gray car drove away. She sobbed hysterically as Sister Hildegarde watched on and told Philomena to get back inside the abbey. Jane called the nuns evil for not giving Philomena painkillers during the breech birth, and Martin knew that describing the Catholic nuns like that would sell more copies of the story. As the years went by and Philomena left the Catholic sister house, Philomena visited the convent repeatedly to inquire about the lost boy, but the nuns wouldn’t help her track down Anthony so Martin planned to try his luck. Jane and Philomena invited Martin to go out of town with them to the Roscrea nunnery, but Martin didn’t want to drive because he preferred to fly. Martin rented a BMW and met up with them in Ireland, but Jane stayed behind while Martin and Philomena Lee drove to Roscrea. Philomena put a St. Christopher necklace on the rearview mirror for luck, and Martin believed that saint was like Mickey Mouse and revealed that he used to be an altar boy. They arrived at the remote and wooded Roscrea Abbey Sisters of the Sacred Heart, and Philomena told Martin that she was lucky because most of the teens and babies their didn’t survive childbirth. Philomena dismissed herself to the bathroom, but she instead revisited the old places she remembered. She went to the gate and had a flashback of the day that Anthony was taken away, and she could see the car’s license plate GHI 837. Martin noticed a picture on the wall of what he thought was celebrity Jayne Mansfield, but Sister Claire corrected him that it was Jane Russell (twin look alike or staged death). Martin asked which one of them died in a car crash, and Claire explained that it was Jayne Mansfield. Martin questioned why the autographed photo of Jane was on the wall but received no reply. Philomena told sister Claire that she had called Hildegarde a while ago but she was too sick for Philomena to visit. Claire explained that sister Hildegarde was still alive but wasn’t well, and most of the records were destroyed in the big fire therefore they had no news of Anthony. Philomena said that she still went to mass and she just wanted to know if Anthony was okay, and Martin spied Hildegard in another room hobbling with her cane. Martin stated that he used to be a Roman Catholic and asked if he could speak to the older nuns who might have memory of where Anthony might have gone. Claire refused and asked Martin to leave because it wasn’t his place to pry and she wanted to console Philomena alone. Martin tried to speak to sister Hildegarde in her private quarters, but he was stopped by one of the sisters who informed him that he wasn’t allowed in that part of the building. Martin went outside to the cemetery and saw the gravestones of multiple young teen girls and babies that were buried there after dying in childbirth, such as 14-year-old Aisling Devlin. When Martin returned to the car, Philomena was waiting for him with an envelope from Claire. Philomena told Martin that Claire advised her to be careful of the reporter because she knew nothing about him and he was trying to manipulate her to get a story. Martin opened the envelope and inside was a binding legal lifetime contract that Philomena Lee signed. She agreed to relinquish all rights and never to attempt to see, interfere with or make any claim to Anthony in the future. Philomena Lee declared that she signed the contract of her own free will and had no legal rights to said child. Philomena and Martin went to a country hillside, where she explained that she enjoyed having sex with the man who got her pregnant and she signed the paper because she knew she had sinned. Martin’s comment was f-ing Catholics. Philomena said she had worked for 30 years as a nurse. Philomena Lee never mentioned a husband or her other children, aside from Jane. Martin and Philomena had another nightcap at the pub before Jane took Philomena to their room for the night. Martin asked the local bartender about the fire, and he explained that the sisters had a bonfire in the field outside the abbey and burned all the records themselves because they were ashamed that they sold the babies to America and they didn’t want anyone telling stories. The Americans were the only ones who could afford to pay 1,000 pounds for a baby, and even Jane Russell the actress visited Ireland to buy an Irish child from Derry in 1952. Martin called newspaper Sally to see if she was interested in the Lee story, and she approved it and insisted that it have either a good or bad ending. Martin told Philomena and Jane that it was likely an American couple that bought Anthony. Martin called the Sacred Heart Adoption Society for information, and they sent him to the Irish Adoption Board who then sent him back to Sacred Heart. It was a dead-end on that side of the pond, but then the ex BBC Reporter Martin spoke with his contacts in Washington D.C. USA and he believed he could track down records. He told Philomena that as Anthony’s birth mom, she had rights and the Americans would be legally bound to provide her information when the contract stated otherwise. Jane planned to stay behind while Martin and Philomena went to the USA to look for Anthony since Ms. Lee couldn’t forget the boy even though he was too young to remember her. Martin and Philomena boarded British Airways, and Martin’s ex-coworker, Alex, said hello from first-class. Alex spoke to Martin, who silenced Philomena from telling Alex what they were up to. The plane landed at the Washington Dulles airport in DC, and Martin and Philomena checked into their room at the Washington Court Hotel. Caroline returned the call to her old BBC pal Martin. Caroline worked at the immigration records office and he wanted her to search for Anthony’s arrival in the US using his date of birth and year of arrival. Martin then wanted to walk off their jet lag by going to the Lincoln Memorial. Philomena wanted to stay behind to watch Big Momma’s House because she saw a preview and thought it was funny with the black man dressing up like a black woman. They went to the Lincoln memorial, where Martin took happy and sad pictures of Philomena Lee and told her about quid pro quo and how expensive it would be to track someone down. Philomena Lee was concerned that Anthony might have been a drug addict, overweight (Americans ate too big of portion sizes) or died in Vietnam. Martin calmed Philomena down and advised her not to worry. She later knocked on his room door and thanked him for giving his time up to help her find Anthony. The next morning, Martin called Caroline again and asked her to email him the immigration records while he searched on FindYourPeople.net. Martin was rude to the waitress and Philomena who just wanted to make the most of her American experience with a free gourmet breakfast. Martin received the email from Caroline’s private records at her work and it featured a picture of Dr. and Mrs. Hess arriving at Midway airport in Chicago with their new children Mary and Michael (Anthony) who they just adopted from Ireland. Martin searched the name and discovered that Michael Hess (DOB 7/5/52) was a Republican lawyer, key advisor during the Reagan administration and chief legal counsel to George Bush Sr. Michael died on 8/15/95 eight years before. Philomena brought Martin blueberries even though he didn’t want breakfast, and he was silent so she thought it was because he told her before she left that it was quiet time. She then looked down and saw the picture of the adult man on Martin’s computer and identified him Anthony. Philomena Lee hysterically sobbed in Martin’s arms when she learned that Anthony was dead. Martin and Philomena went to the airport to return to Ireland because she wanted to be with Jane. Martin called Sally and told her that Anthony was dead and there was no story, but Sally didn’t want it to end that way so she told Martin to find out how Anthony died. She insisted that Martin keep Philomena Lee in America to make an even better story even though she was very upset and felt the loss of Anthony a second time. Sally reminded Martin that he had to finish the story the way she wanted it in order to get paid because he signed a contract. Philomena made the decision herself to stay in America a little while longer so she could talk to people who knew Anthony. Marcia Weller sent Martin a picture of Anthony with President Reagan, and Martin informed Philomena that Marcia used to work with Anthony and they could meet with her the following day. Philomena noticed that there was a younger version of Martin in the picture, and Martin confirmed it and realized that he had met Anthony Lee as Michael Hess ten years before at the White House when Martin was reporting for the BBC.Philomena was ecstatic to learn that Anthony was polite and had a firm handshake. Philomena and Martin met with Marcia the next day, and she explained that Michael was the legal counsel for both the Bush and Reagan administrations. Marcia offered to get in touch with Michael’s sister, Mary, and then they reviewed pictures of Michael that Marcia had. One photo had him being hugged by Pete Olsson, who Marcia hesitantly said was a friend of Michael’s. There was also a picture of Michael and Marcia together, and Philomena asked Marcia if she was his girlfriend and she replied no. Marcia confessed that Michael was gay and explained that she acted like Michael’s date because the Republicans frowned upon Michael being gay and he had no children. Philomena Lee wasn’t surprised that Michael was gay, and she later told Martin that she figured he would turn out that way because he was a sensitive toddler.As Martin and Philomena drove to see Mary, they discussed using Philomena’s real name in the story and Martin said they had to. Mary showed them pictures of her and Michael’s mom, Marge, and explained that she and Michael didn’t have the happiest childhood because their doctor dad was strict. Mary’s own two sons were out back torturing their little sister as the adults were in the house. There were more pictures showing Michael with sores on his face, and Philomena guessed it right that he died from AIDS because he didn’t use a condom and practice safe sex. Mary explained that Michael wasn’t happy working for Reagan during the last few years of his life because the Republicans stopped the funding for AIDS research and blamed the epidemic on the gay lifestyle. Mary said that there was a fight between Pete and Michael’s doctor dad about where Michael would be buried, and Mary didn’t want to get involved. Mary told Philomena Lee that Michael never mentioned Ireland because he didn’t remember it. Martin and Philomena left. Martin later pointed out that it was odd that Mary didn’t ask about her birth mom Kathleen. Philomena replied that it wasn’t odd because Mary (like Michael) was too young to remember Kathleen when she was adopted into her family. Martin stopped at the local church to let Philomena could confess her sins, and he told her that the Catholic Church should confess their sins of stealing babies away from young girls and murdering others in the process. The two got into a spat, and Martin stated once again that he didn’t believe in God and Philomena called him a f-ing idiot. Martin filled Sally in on the details, and she wanted to run the story in the weekend press. Philomena was unable to confess her sins and broke down in tears, and the priest told her to have faith and assured her that God would forgive her. Philomena stormed out of the church without saying a word and told Martin that she would take out a loan to pay him back for all the expenses. She didn’t want the story published because it wasn’t her Anthony, it was somebody’s Michael and he didn’t know her. Martin convinced Philomena to talk to Michael’s lover, Pete. Martin left several messages for Pete, who refused to call him back and didn’t want to meet with Philomena Lee. Martin went to Philomena’s hotel room, but she didn’t open the door so he had the receptionist call the room. There was no answer, so the concierge unlocked the door and Martin said that Philomena was his mother so the employee would unlock the hotel door. He found her out on the balcony and was worried she had been planning to jump, and he told her that he was still trying to get ahold of Pete but Philomena knew that Pete didn’t want to talk with her. Philomena visited Pete at the bar, and he told her that Michael wore a Celtic harp pin on his business suit that matched the symbol on the Guinness beer glass. Martin explained that Michael didn’t play the harp and he cared about his Irish past, which changed Philomena’s mind since she had wanted to leave for England the next day instead of visit Pete. Martin and Philomena arrived at Pete’s house where Michael had also lived. On their stakeout, they watched as Pete and his new boyfriend drove up in a red Mazda. The two men lovers shared a kiss, and then Pete’s boyfriend left. Martin declared that they would doorstep Pete, which was a trick that journalists did to people who didn’t want to speak to them. Pete answered the door, and Martin identified himself and Philomena. Pete tried to slam the door in Martin’s face, but he put his foot in the door until Pete threatened to call the police if Martin didn’t leave. He walked away, so Philomena told Martin to wait in the car while she confronted Pete herself. Pete let Philomena inside the house, and they and Martin watched home videos of Michael growing up through adulthood. Philomena and Martin were shocked to see footage of Michael at Roscrea with the nuns, including Sister Hildegarde who Martin identified as still there since she was the sister he had seen hobbling around. Pete explained that he took Michael to Ireland like he wanted, and the nuns claimed to know nothing about Michael’s past and said he was abandoned. The Catholic nuns had told Philomena that they knew nothing about Michael even after he visited them as an adult. Pete added that the argument he had with Michael’s dad about the burial resulted because it was Michael’s dying wish to be buried in Ireland. Martin and Philomena returned to Ireland, where they revisited Roscrea. They were told to wait for Sister Claire, and Philomena said it wasn’t the nuns’ fault because they didn’t know Anthony had a different name. Martin knew that one of the sisters did know, so he went into the private quarters to find Sister Hildegarde. He burst through doors to get to Hildegarde, and the Father threatened to call security. Martin demanded an answer from Hildegarde why she kept quiet when Michael and Philomena visited. Sister Hildegarde replied that she kept her vow of chastity her entire life, and that made her closer to God and more righteous while the girls got themselves in trouble by having sex and bringing God’s child into a world where the immature girls could not properly care for HIS children. Martin told the sisters that they should clear the overgrown graves of the innocent people they buried in their cemetery and remember them instead of trying to hide them. Sister Hildegarde argued that she only answered to Jesus, and Martin argued that if Jesus were there he would tip Hildegard out of her f-ing wheelchair and make her do it herself. Philomena Lee came into the room and reporter Martin and her got into an argument because she kept her silence while he stood up for her. Philomena ended it by telling sister Hildegarde that she forgave her for what she did because Philomena didn’t have a son and Michael died from AIDS caused by gay sex (although it appeared in his photos that Michael was not gay until after he was an adult and was working in Washington D.C.). She told Martin that she wasn’t going to be like him and hate people. Sister Claire took Philomena to Michael’s grave in the Abbey cemetery, and reporter Martin told the Catholic priest and sister that he couldn’t forgive them. Martin bought a Jesus statue from the Catholic gift shop, and he gave it to Philomena to put on Michael’s grave and told her that he wasn’t going to publish the story. Philomena decided that she wanted the story told anyway, and then she and Martin left the abbey and let Michael rest in peace. Feeling happier, Philomena told Martin the whole storyline of the book she just finished reading on their car ride back, The Saddle and the Loom, before he could read it himself like she had done with another book that Martin had planned to read on the flight to America so he never read it. Martin published his book, “The Lost Child of Philomena Lee” in 2000, and thousands more children that were adopted from Ireland were looking to be reunited with their birth mothers who were shamed by the Catholic Church. Philomena currently lived in South England with her children and grandchildren and often visited Michael’s grave at Roscrea. Martin became an author and broadcaster and went on to publish many books about Russian history. This movie had a budget of $12 million and grossed over $100 million at the box office and was also nominated for 4 Academy Awards. The movie cover art listed, Rex Redd, The New York Observer, “The most powerful movie of the year.” Peter Travers, Rolling Stone, “Moving and memorable.” Mary Corliss, Time Magazine, “A triumph for Judi Dench. Brilliant. A performance of grace, nuance and cinematic heroism.”


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